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Oct 2, 2020 1:17 PM
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jejorda2
#1 does it mean that nothing trips her, so she doesn't stumble or fall? Or that she falls even though there is no apparent cause?
Iupvotecavaliers
Me in this dump:
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NayaTaylor
I think a bitter Cabernet goes nicely with most candy. Especially chocolate
parasitoid
Godwyrm
Frankenstein.. pet the kitty..
tackleboxfortools
bobthebob1
fatfish89
I like the spirit of Halloween but I dont like horror movies
105tb0y773
misteremjay
#1 When you are Letitia Fuckin Lewis and aren't messing around with these monsters
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Toecutteris
Loved that episode!
jherazob
What's this from?
UrbanSatyr
Lovecraft Country.
Zanzetuken
#20 desert wines will make the chocolate taste more like chocolate through some sorcery.
tarataqa
keraos
#15 this table should employ the magic illusion where you shift a mirror to make it look empty... Just put a little button on the side...
jherazob
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that considered this :D
FrankTheCube
jherazob
Dracula, if I'm not mistaken
italianpastry
#4 I'm like hey wassup hello
Ruhig
"Why'd that cute girl put "Titus" as the name on the card?" ... ... ... "Oh wait..."
Mordy9
VesselOfHate
#1 the number of times I personally have tripped over literally nothing... I sympathize.
Mirilali
I agree! Plus I believe that Air molecules are evil! And gravity. Gravity is the worst of them all.
Riptide222
#15 that would be a fucking amazing prank to pull though. Like have it be full until like... october 30th. Get up early and hide it somewher
Margleblargle
Honey please! You still gotta make 5 more trips, lift with your back, bring me the spooky!
aggressivelysouthern
#1 once I broke my toe tripping over ...my toe.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
JusSumDood
Does everyone have an old Toys R Us building you can still make out the name of? That and Blockbuster. Its weird
noselfiesplz
#5 *narator* "but it was not only the tip."
OhThatCheddarBob
#30 Frankenstein's monster pet the kitty
Andrezzz
Does a vampire need permission to enter your home if they own your home?
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Teenager: Don’t worry guys I gave Jason back his knife. I think he was just mad that he lost it. He should go away now
slotheroll
meganical
cdub77
Kaboom36
HadoMeido
LOL! I love the kids don't want to float these days.
AmbroseGudmaker
Millennials are killing the floating industry
sfrinlan
Damn millennials, if they'd just stop eating avacado toast, they could afford to float from time to time.
AmbroseGudmaker
I've yet to even see an avocado irl let alone put one on toast ?
sfrinlan
You're probably too busy yeeting with bae to fomo some avacados
theimgurappsucksballs
Halloween years ago, a guy was dressed as Michael Myers, just standing in the street not moving out saying anything. Trying to freak people
theimgurappsucksballs
Out. We grabbed him, dragged him into the bushes and made him drunk a bunch of rum . Then smoked a huge doobie with him. He then tried to go
theimgurappsucksballs
Back to standing in the street but was way too fucked up and passed out. Lol
CorneliusCornwall
How much blood, how nice is the apartment, what's the blood collection technique? Is it like donating at the red cross or does the landlord
CorneliusCornwall
Just show up at the door with a capri sun straw and say "first Tuesday of the month, you know the rules."
crasemanna
Would it matter? In the end if you could pay with blood, something you can make more of with the help of a snack, wouldnt you?
sfrinlan
I mean, you can have sex with you landlord at no cost and little risk, but most people pay with money for a reason.
N0HATS
I'd rather just have the teeth... it's kinky, pay rent and get laid by Dracula simultaneously. The Goth dream
CorneliusCornwall
Own a home and be boned by Dracula it's the goth millenials dream!
CardboardSea
Probably the latter. The apartment's very nice for a basement set up, though there are a few odd noises at night.
CorneliusCornwall
Monsters doin the mash type noises?
CardboardSea
Only on Friday nights. The rest of the week it's mostly scratching sounds and occasional faint laughter. Never any vermin trouble, though.
alternator43
Hmm. Doesn't seem so bad.
Cyrilion
Yo, additional questions, does it need to be my blood? And if so can i draw my own instead of dracula pushing a dirty capri straw in me?
CardboardSea
The think the Drac wouldn't sterilize it first? The man has *manners*.
DanniLuxgarbe
he IS a Count, after all.
Cyrilion
Thats fair, you know, if im not getting an infection from it honestly id be down, seems really reasonable tbh
radzo73
And isn’t there some sort of rule about vampires being unable to live off of vampire blood? What happens after he bites you, and you turn?
MadoraM
I believe so, they're undead & need blood of the living, but you only turn if you drink their blood
DrKriegersClone
That really depends on the genre. Eg 30 days of night, anyone who survives a bite is infected.
MadoraM
Ooh I forgot about that one! Yes, genre is a factor, as long as we ignore Twilight completely b/c F that sparkle bullshit
CardboardSea
In the 1931 film, Mina says that Dracula opened up his vein and made her drink, so at least in that continuity, it's necessary.
Alivda
as well as the original book has mentions of him cutting his chest and making her drink from there (specifically, they find him feeding her)