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An octopus has three hearts, nine brains, and blue blood.
Aug 30, 2017 8:28 AM
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An octopus has three hearts, nine brains, and blue blood.
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Um. Cool.
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apeinui
TYPHON MATERIAL DETECTED
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Yes I did know that.
yinkum326
So it goes to BYU? Weird I went to both University of Utah and BYU
BigWilldo
An octopus has no name
tetsari
I did not.
tizme
Slooooweeeerrrrr!
370zSteve
Only species on earth that doesn't share a common DNA tree with everyone else. They are truly extraterrestrial.
Mrw1cked
I don't remember the animal planet show I saw it on but they will mimic the fucking ocean if they have to. They turn blue and flatten out
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
Can it mimic the father that left 10 years ago?
todayok
It is, and like him you just can't find it.
Jowler
Slower you slut
JHawke
Normally when this is posted it is to catch details. In this case it's just so you can actually see something for more than a frame of 5/
jeffoncom
This is already half speed. They are terrifying.
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
Fairdinkums
The little running one haha
Surisuule
https://xkcd.com/928/
YerDadSellsAvon
swear there is an xkcd for everything
bpetersen
Imostlycommunicateusinggifs
ishouldhavethoughtofthisusername
Wow.
imclarkkent
Skarrr
@TinyOctopus
thatpersonontheinternet
I wonder if TinyOctopus is a mimic octopus. If not, what kind of octopus is he?
patriSleepVillain
Wow
FractalB
Fucking mimics
Katateochi
*reloads shotgun while peering through psychoscope
Lukapaka
"Yea, fucking mimics," said the chair
ZuIthar
We killed the chair, it was a good day.
icantspellsrry
Their arms each have their own brain legit that would be confusing trying to walk
PoofybirdDesign
It helps that they lack proprioception, so there's less confusion for them.
lexleafia
He's just running in one of them lmao
twinrider1
Coming soon to Intel....Octopus Lake. Nine cores, eight threads.
eckebob
Can it do partial differential equations? You need nine brains to do that!
SuperBeetle76
*has seizure* ... sorry what were you saying about octopuses?
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheAngryMarineBiologist
StarfighterKarateBastard
Can it do a passable southern accent?
ninjaguineapig
Do you mean Argentina, Australia or South Africa?
massakayne
i predict the octopus will be the next species to rule over the earth after humans have been exterminated by diseases and war.
thatchernobylguy
Just like my ex girlfriend use to mimic having a heart
mph5mph
Report her for immortality hacks. That shit sucks...
Skullcleaver
http://38.media.tumblr.com/15f3c8f0bce17ade95f9ff57a9fe7082/tumblr_n4azfqPHLa1s0gqq8o3_r1_500.gif
juliendg137
So she has 0 heart,and what about brain and blood colour?
thatchernobylguy
I think you know the answer to that question
juliendg137
Indeed
iLikeButtholes
vintagebanana
Thought she was heartless
Rhynobackatitagain
ikr
woflborg
So.. for this comparison to work, that would have had to been your greatest weakness... ?
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
It wasn't her. It was you.
ABonkeysManana
You were to good for her, she didn't deserve you, you deserved better.
thatchernobylguy
Naturally
ruthless410
orionface
lul
DeadnCold
And one day they shall rule the earth.
therealjosh4fun
Are they kids... Or are they squids?
TheSecondPiewackit
If they were more social creatures, yeah, probably.
DrunkGermanGuy
This. Their loner behavior and short lifespan is probably the only thing that holds them back.
jbrandd
Well they can just survive 30-60 minutes on land
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Who do you think did Houston? Wake up sheeple! #octopiididhouston2017
AlexHurlbut
There was a show, what was it called? Wild Future or something? Showing what Earth would be like once we left it (not 'After Humans')
GlobalStrike
"The future is wild", and that's exactly what I first thought of, too.
AlexHurlbut
Exactly!
amishcannoli
Compared to humans, who can comparably survive under water for a couple minutes unaided.
DixonHillPrivateEye
Waterworld, baby. All this time who knew Kevin Costner was like, The Oracle
Tassyr
How long do you have to be on land to give orders to your human slaves?
Schabenbaron
about tree fiddy times