Retail = Assassin boot camp

As retail retail employees/managers, we are subjected to numerous facets of the human condition. Therefore, we are subsequently trained to deal with all of them. Being a retail veteran, I have come to the conclusion that anyone with enough retail experience could easily qualify to be an assassin. I will explain with only two points: 1) We are incredibly adept at interacting with (and even pleasing) a wide variety of people, making us social chameleons. This would allow us to remain anonymous in just about any group. 2) We harbor a psychological disdain, and even utter hatred, for other human beings. All of this being said, we retail employees would require very little incentive to accept payment for the ending of someone’s life. Too bad we’re just too fucking nice.