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doihearanamen
But fossilization takes millions of years!
Grimmrog
Wow, most weired stories are still written by life itself. That such a thing even is possible. o.O
gretadunkler
as a med student: can I touch it? can I run test, do we have data? as the remains of my life before: AAAAH they're coming, I need the DOCTOR
Sexlexic
Thats disgustingly interesting
retrohellix
http://imgur.com/bTCHz
ScottiePippen
EyeballKid
...can you smell what the Rock's mother is cooking?
foxtrousers
Source!
YourAuthorityIsNotRecognizedInFortKickass
Dead baby jokes rock.
whycantiholdalltheselimes
that, that is brilliant sir.
RobotRok
Logged back in just to upvote this. You win the day.
RonSwansonIsMyHomeboy
Why is this not the top comment?
TheViralizer
i see what you did there..
catchyreference
IllShowYouHawaiianPunch
I read this story a few years ago. She had an abortion but couldn't get it removed so it stayed in her and calcified
Notoriousbanana
bonnie from family guy
multitrey111
So damn true.
scotchy91
That's how I feel after eating ice cream.
Ermolenko
ISeeTheLight
I'm not sure whether to be fascinated or disgusted...
Proffesit
multitrey111
It's ok Charlie.
TheBroduo
THIS haha needs to become a thing
sweatybeard
Fucking hell, Imgur
SgtWiggles
Remember that kidney stone I had? Turned out it was a baby.
quantacostacerveza
It was just a kid stone.
kiska
In case you're interested in the Why of this true story: http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/woman-pregnant-for-60-years-since-1948/
snicklesnickle
How do you let this happen??
titsandbacon
her baby is so stoned
behind7proxies
You hit rock bottom.
javajim
That was a stone cold joke.
javajim
That's so bad. Here have my upvote.
DishonestAbe
Yup it's about that time of night. Goodnight everybody
PeteVenkmann
TIL late night US Imgur is early morning UK Imgur ಠ⌣ಠ
ScottiePippen
FaptasticFingers
Wake up with 133+ upvotes.
Nempaan
haha you just killed me!
Denadiss
you'd choose this image to go to sleep with? Carry on and find something funnier : D i'm sure it's out there
AmericanSteele
Don't lie. You're not going anywhere. ;)
PedanticYetEarnest
Well, he is in fact Dishonest.
yipe
Too much for me, I'm out too.
clockworkdolly
How didn't she get sick? I mean a decomposing body within her body...? When my mother miscarried she was very sick because she (1/2)
clockworkdolly
didn't realize she'd lost the baby and it was basically rotting inside her.. (2/2)
SunshineAndGunpowder
sorry to see that about your mum :( The foetus in the above case didn't decompose, her body calcified it to protect her :( x
clockworkdolly
It was a very long time ago, i was just a bit confused as to why her body did this but my mother's did not. Thank you for replying, though.
imobnoxious
Is it okay?
legacyweaver
I just snorted like a pig. Twice.
RabRo
I think it's going to make it this time,champ.
TheHappyCanadian
boo
CoolKidzSayWhat
It was until they cut it in half...
pancreas
did he died?
YallMothafuckasNeedCheeses
Am u pregnant?
ImCommanderShepardAndWelcomeToJackass
This was the comment that got me hooked on Imgur, then I made an account months later. Thought I'd come back for you, you brilliant bastard
SweetMotherOfZombieJesus
try turning it on and back off.
SweetAdultJesus
This is my favorite comment.
SweetAdultJesus
Ever.
TheViralizer
in my entire life.
Therapist7
WTF WHY DIDN'T I GO TO SLEEP 30 MINUTES AGO
poopjustpoopthatsall
8 months pregnant...I don't need this shit.
fizzyjellyomnom
6 months pregnant, fuck this shit also!
Batmmaaaan
7 months prego. Definitely didn't need this shit. lol
enchantedpancakes
6 weeks in, this is terrifying.
710cap
Male, I don't need this shit.
RaineLawliet
As a fellow 8 month pregnant lady, I agree. I can't imagine what this must have been like for her.
anthonypa
Why do so many preg woman surf imgur? Risky!
TheSunIsSoRedMum
Congratulations! :) You are nearly a mum!
yoadrian
A rock baby thats that shit I dont like
yoadrian
god I hate myself for referencing that shit song
snowballer
I love you for it
nettofabulous
"this chick has a baby Thing inside her."
"let's take it out and cut it in half!"
SCIENCE
pixelhigh
should make jewelry out of it
Pharya
Can't imagine it's healthy for her to have a gigantic fucking calcified carcass inside her.
ShutUpWomanGetOnMyHorse
What else are you really going to do with it?
nettofabulous
Put clown makeup on it an leave it in someone's bed, obviously.
DrinkPinkInk
Anatomic pathology. When you have a lump excised they don't just look at the outside and guess what it is. MEDICINE.
chefboyardeeee
as a scientist I cant tell you how often we are all incorrectly labeled as smart and mature...we have the collective maturity of a 4yr old
nettofabulous
I'd have tried to turn it I to a ventriloquist dummy. "I am stone baby and I come to touch your dreams!"
NiceHopping
What a vivid way of describing a nightmare.
eggmuffin
Well, you wouldn't be a scientist otherwise. And I love you for it.
Scoobthedood
my thoughts exactly
DishonestAbe
Can i also mention that the letters at the end of the url are eerily close to "dead"
liverstoner
wow, you have such a fascinating life.
Kirkwardo
Who has time to look at that? seriously!
jacqylfrost
And with that, I'm out. Later guys.
thorwald2000
FUUREEKAY!
ragingkage
tried looking up a gif of Jim Carrey saying that. found this instead http://freakyfred.com/wp-content/uploads/Jim-Carrey-Has-A-Big-Mouth.jpg
Mathemajician
Why can I never spot shit like this on my own?!
TheHanseyBadger
do you check the URL on all posts?!
cupcakesandunicorns
i do for about a day or two after someone notices something cool like this. then i forget until it happens again. lol
greshgurt
you don't? takes like a second to look at the url.
TheHanseyBadger
I'm more concerned about the image.
kaffeen91
How the hell did you even notice that?!
Eowyneb
this woman was afried of being cut open when they told her her baby could not be born otherwise and she run away from the hospital.
Wellthatsjustyouropinionman
How did you notice that?!
Saxit
It's spelled like that baby would say it.
budgy
That is HORRIBLE!
lipd
Moooommmyyy I'm daeDd...
BecomeDizzy
I'm laughing so hard, I'm tearing. daeDd
delonwheels
oh my shit I am dying
TheAngriestManOnImgur
Too soon.... 20+ years and still too soon
FlyingBaconCandle
Stop it D:
NOTAnAdminOfThisWebsite
I am f3tus i am daeDb look at yuorself the brain is rotted
FlyingBaconCandle
Fine, just steal my good nights sleep away from me!
NOTAnAdminOfThisWebsite
thank ye ._, I shanked it, to where I deeply sleep inside.
kestert
The Pro-Live people are going to go nuts when they find out this woman had an abortion at 780 weeks.
biggwoods
Damn it. I was trying to think of an abortion joke and you beat me to it.
IncrediblyMooky
HOW IS THIS NOT TOP COMMENT?! I LAUGHED SO HARD! YOU CAN TELL I'M SERIOUS BECAUSE OF THE CAPS.
Rinshu
WHY ARE YOU NOT THE TOP COMMENT!!!!
SirAvlisTheGreatAKADreadPirateRobertsOfDemacia
Ok so I am pro-life.. but I had a good laugh at this.
tamarulyn
Omg, I died at this lol
CleverImgurName
I didn't even want to read down this far.. but god was it worth it.. +1
munkomunk
This must be the top comment
NiCrAlY
3400ish weeks?
NiCrAlY
780 is like 15 years
kestert
As a pure maths major at uni, I am embarrassed.
Leroy1234
I'm do not own any major in math nor was i great at it but comeone bro ! 48 thats like 65 years ago your years are 12 weeks? ^^
kestert
I must have had a brain explosion and did months instead of weeks. I wish I hadn't got so many upvotes so I could delete it. <_<
SniperWolfX117
As a pro-lifer: it's not an abortion if the baby's already dead. Just saying.
heterocera
Actually, it is.
SniperWolfX117
Specifically, it is a miscarriage, but I see your point. I meant in terms of induced abortion.
Muffinburgler
Except if a doctor removes it through surgery, it is an induced abortion, regardless if the fetus is dead or not.
Moriarty
Trust me, there is a HUGE difference between miscarriage and abortion. You should probably get that straight.
heterocera
You should probably get a dictionary.
Moriarty
The difference is less a part of the technical definition and more the reason why the woman's child did not survive.
kestert
In a medical context the general terminology is "spontaneous abortion" or "induced abortion". "Miscarriage" is just a PC alternative.
Moriarty
Fair point. But given the trauma of miscarriage, I think the diversion of blame appropriate; it tells the mother it was not her fault.