May 22, 2019 11:33 PM
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Feldspartacus
Torty Stark
fingerswipes
put... put something to cover it. help the little guy out.
lazysombrero
Nature you scary
SuperSonicBlonde
The Turtles name is Hope and AquaMike23 is his Instagram act... https://instagram.com/aquamike23?igshid=51osgz1ciyu9
TrustMeImTheDoctor
Is it weird that I want to touch it?
amarettoginger
ET phone home
andino66
Poor little guy.
Eldibs
If you don't name him Tony Stark, you have failed him.
ObiYodi
Mitch McConnell has a heart????
andiree53
Wonder how long he can live like that??
DancinNinja
Defect? Don’t you mean mutation? Wait til he’s a teenager. And learns martial arts and eats pizza.
DaddyFritas
No thats a prelude to the weak point of the turtle boss
whydoihavetochooseanusername
Bad Luck Brian reincarnated as a turtle?
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
He's really coming out of his shell
GratePhan
I hope hes doing just fine
Kaplar
Gotta gotta be down because he's a turtle
Croatoan18
It started out with a hiss
Ahumblebubble
Oh god that makes me uncomfortable. I shouldn't he able to see that beating!
Snarknado
I thought it was a gross eyeball from the thumbnail
BetterCallShawl
This turtle is named Hope and she’s doing well!
IamNICE124
Put armor on that thing, NOW
Gvegasnachos
I'm sad now.
OneAngryDwarf905
Why be sad? The little beauty despite having a challenge is alive and breathing another day.
vg8ts
I love him and would battle anyone to the death who doesn't.
PlatypusShankie
Where shall we battle?
uummma
it needs an arc reactor
toxichorsepucky
TONY STARK BUILT IT IN AN AQUARIUM!! WITH A BUNCH OF CORAL!!
idontwannagomrstark
I’m not tony stark.
awesomecat42
iShouldBeWorking42
That’s a video game weak spot if I ever saw one. If you poke it, does he explode into coins?
Squester
happenedtomeonce
Only after three times
BlackShadowX
Flip over the crab onto it's back, and hit it's weak spot for massive damage.
TooMuchDad
THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
*chainsaw reving noises intensify*
reaperteddy
Idk but I have a sick desire to squish it like the little ball in switch cigarettes
TheBigDisappointment
Bacxaber
Seek therapy.
I have all the therapy, all the time. This is actually what a good day looks like!
slinkiisu
Those are called Intrusive Thoughts.
Dude I know, therapy. I also don't say them out loud in real life.
CatatonicCowMoo
Oh... honey... no... you should talk to someone.
I do and it's expensive
Oh also, it's okay, sometimes you just gotta air out some of those weird bad thoughts. Its what we're here fo.... it's what we're supposed /
To be here for anyway...
Well at least you're talking to someone! Good for you! <3
Thanks! I've actually been in therapy on and off for nearly two decades, with over 10 different professionals. Medicated to the gills!
strideo
He should try wearing it on his sleeve instead. I've heard that can be an admirable trait.
shadow2442
that will grow together right?
KeepItCopacetic
He's a pretty good guy.
Bottle12
Did his underbelly develop wrong or simply become transparent? It looks as if the poor guy would die if he walked over a pebble
DanOrtega
this kind of birth defect can also be found in humans. the heart develops outside of the thoracic cavity.
porcupineinthewind
Can't super glue that
Takethejump
My friend James was born like that. He was (and probably still is) the skinniest dude I've ever known. In high school we called him skeletor
Yeah, I don't know much about the condition, but AFAIK they never really gain much weight.
Feralkyn
Looks like a hole in the shell. Honestly it's probably one of those things that can be fixed with some 3d printing and some superglue, and
periodic replacements as it grows.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I know they can patch holes in the shell that are caused by injury, I imagine making one to patch the defect is possible.
MistressLyda
I did read up on her a while ago, seemed like it was assumed to be to risky. Something about bacteria and so on being trapped.
GFunk612
More commonly known as a reptile dysfunction.
RadTechExtreme
Except turtles are amphibians not reptiles
Nah dawg. They're reptiles.
holyavocadodip
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
dumpsterjedi1
sanaujiram
v your gif is really high quality. I’m favoriting. Take this as tribute
Babyfark deserves credit I think he made it
LizardEnterprises
You think you're funny, punk?
Tron220
v
Rhesto
peanutbuttercakedirt
I laughed. Take you upvote.
don’t call me an upvote , you upvote!
BRILLIANT!!!
CitizenPrime
Get out
bluecollarbastard
MonkeyWithAPun
98% sure you have seen this elsewhere and stole that comment. Upvoted anyway.
Pardyfella
Oh, yes! Fantastic.
Love it, I exhaled sharply and smiled. +1
LaikaTheSpaceBitch
I’ll say it: those 10 people who downvoted are either reptiles or can’t get hard. Comment is funny as fuck!
16 downvotes out of 1600 upvotes...the 16 must have been born without a sense of humor....hopefully they are not allowed to drive or vote.
mfizz1e
AslanTheGod
slitherysnek
I love this movie!
imgurscommontater
simplynottrying
The internet is for puns!
princeaizen
Press the button
BrandonMoon
Not all things are meant to survive
Agreed. Still, she is not suffering from what I know, and is not being bred. So why not, seems like her human enjoys her company.
LooseyGooseyBrett
But shouldn't they all get the chance to?
KLUSTENATOR
The "meant to" part can lead to much ambiguity.
ThePenisEnthusiast
Nature is a cruel slut, but we don't have to be. -Temple Grandin (paraphrasing).
Andrzhel
Nature isn't cruel. It is just nature. No sentiment, reasoning or emotion. No (rational) decision made, no justification. Just nature.
JewishMonk
Well, that category used to include children with deformed limbs and crippling asthma. Now look at us.
MrBoogerPig
Yeah, now look at us.
CarInAVet
How wonderful, then, that we live in a world in which we can care for those who would otherwise struggle and die.
DramaticFuckery
I love this. Thank you.
roach91
This is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day, thank you ?
SpartanC185
And further screw our genetics to the point of detrimental evolution
NSAgent
You’re assuming reproduction and your ignoring possible benefits. For example thank goodness medicine extended Stephen Hawking’s life.
WaffleSci
you arent wrong, but "fixing" this problem gets real close to eugenics.
YamatoIouko
Humans are the only ones that will. Because nature has no such kindness.
Are humans not part of nature? And don't we have evidence of proto-humans caring for those who can't care for themselves?
And if we are separate from nature: How wonderful, then, that we can choose to be more kind.
Denim777
but there is adoption in the wild sometimes, can't rule that out too.
Yes, but it's quite rare.
shortandangry
But wonderful when it happens.
notFromHereButStaying
In captivity the rules of survival are decided by human. And this turtle is still alive and well.
Shadoweclipse13
Yay!!
to pass on defective genes and decrease the survivability of the species. Thank you humans
ClassicSean
Or... now hear me out.... this "gene" doesnt get passed on
MarkOfTheCovenant
In this case to pass genes to other captive species which will never reach nature thus never ruining the gene pool. What's your point.
CaseKoroba
They got really butthurt, sorry man.
looks like it
ghostwriter2030
Luckily you won’t in any way be affected by this turtle’s limited offspring if it isn’t actually sterile.
vomerala
This makes no sense.
Kittynomnoms
Except it's alive, so clearly its survivability is just fine. I don't think you grasp the basic concept of evolution or survival.
Neboskrebnut
Not every defect has to be genetic. There are other factors at play.
IronMagnus
Never said they gonna let it fuck...
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Then is he really living?
I'm not usually the type to laugh at stuff like this, but given the nature of your comment I feel I should mention that my upvote was 69th.
RaynebowDeathtrap
Fuck yeah, dawg. +1
Survivability isn't really needed in human care.
catapulter
Inherent survivability is strongly tied to quality of life even in captivity.
Causation not correlation.
waitwasthatreal
That’s how we ended up with a good chunk of our dog breeds lol.
Pretty much all of our pets. Besides most cats.
If the humans don't survive then the toy poodles are fucked.
AimlessSavant
If you managed to kill homo sapiens there are going to be more dead species than our domesticated ones.
Cheomesh
They exist for our amusement, so that follows.
Feldspartacus
Torty Stark
fingerswipes
put... put something to cover it. help the little guy out.
lazysombrero
Nature you scary
SuperSonicBlonde
The Turtles name is Hope and AquaMike23 is his Instagram act... https://instagram.com/aquamike23?igshid=51osgz1ciyu9
TrustMeImTheDoctor
Is it weird that I want to touch it?
amarettoginger
ET phone home
andino66
Poor little guy.
Eldibs
If you don't name him Tony Stark, you have failed him.
ObiYodi
Mitch McConnell has a heart????
andiree53
Wonder how long he can live like that??
DancinNinja
Defect? Don’t you mean mutation? Wait til he’s a teenager. And learns martial arts and eats pizza.
DaddyFritas
No thats a prelude to the weak point of the turtle boss
whydoihavetochooseanusername
Bad Luck Brian reincarnated as a turtle?
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
He's really coming out of his shell
GratePhan
I hope hes doing just fine
Kaplar
Gotta gotta be down because he's a turtle
Croatoan18
It started out with a hiss
Ahumblebubble
Oh god that makes me uncomfortable. I shouldn't he able to see that beating!
Snarknado
I thought it was a gross eyeball from the thumbnail
BetterCallShawl
This turtle is named Hope and she’s doing well!
IamNICE124
Put armor on that thing, NOW
Gvegasnachos
I'm sad now.
OneAngryDwarf905
Why be sad? The little beauty despite having a challenge is alive and breathing another day.
vg8ts
I love him and would battle anyone to the death who doesn't.
PlatypusShankie
Where shall we battle?
uummma
it needs an arc reactor
toxichorsepucky
TONY STARK BUILT IT IN AN AQUARIUM!! WITH A BUNCH OF CORAL!!
idontwannagomrstark
I’m not tony stark.
awesomecat42
iShouldBeWorking42
That’s a video game weak spot if I ever saw one. If you poke it, does he explode into coins?
Squester
happenedtomeonce
Only after three times
BlackShadowX
Flip over the crab onto it's back, and hit it's weak spot for massive damage.
TooMuchDad
THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
*chainsaw reving noises intensify*
reaperteddy
Idk but I have a sick desire to squish it like the little ball in switch cigarettes
TheBigDisappointment
Bacxaber
Seek therapy.
reaperteddy
I have all the therapy, all the time. This is actually what a good day looks like!
slinkiisu
Those are called Intrusive Thoughts.
reaperteddy
Dude I know, therapy. I also don't say them out loud in real life.
CatatonicCowMoo
Oh... honey... no... you should talk to someone.
reaperteddy
I do and it's expensive
CatatonicCowMoo
Oh also, it's okay, sometimes you just gotta air out some of those weird bad thoughts. Its what we're here fo.... it's what we're supposed /
CatatonicCowMoo
To be here for anyway...
CatatonicCowMoo
Well at least you're talking to someone! Good for you! <3
reaperteddy
Thanks! I've actually been in therapy on and off for nearly two decades, with over 10 different professionals. Medicated to the gills!
strideo
He should try wearing it on his sleeve instead. I've heard that can be an admirable trait.
shadow2442
that will grow together right?
KeepItCopacetic
He's a pretty good guy.
Bottle12
BlackShadowX
Did his underbelly develop wrong or simply become transparent? It looks as if the poor guy would die if he walked over a pebble
DanOrtega
this kind of birth defect can also be found in humans. the heart develops outside of the thoracic cavity.
porcupineinthewind
Can't super glue that
Takethejump
My friend James was born like that. He was (and probably still is) the skinniest dude I've ever known. In high school we called him skeletor
DanOrtega
Yeah, I don't know much about the condition, but AFAIK they never really gain much weight.
Feralkyn
Looks like a hole in the shell. Honestly it's probably one of those things that can be fixed with some 3d printing and some superglue, and
Feralkyn
periodic replacements as it grows.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I know they can patch holes in the shell that are caused by injury, I imagine making one to patch the defect is possible.
MistressLyda
I did read up on her a while ago, seemed like it was assumed to be to risky. Something about bacteria and so on being trapped.
GFunk612
More commonly known as a reptile dysfunction.
RadTechExtreme
Except turtles are amphibians not reptiles
GFunk612
Nah dawg. They're reptiles.
holyavocadodip
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
dumpsterjedi1
sanaujiram
dumpsterjedi1
Babyfark deserves credit I think he made it
LizardEnterprises
You think you're funny, punk?
Tron220
Rhesto
peanutbuttercakedirt
I laughed. Take you upvote.
fingerswipes
don’t call me an upvote , you upvote!
OneAngryDwarf905
BRILLIANT!!!
CitizenPrime
Get out
bluecollarbastard
MonkeyWithAPun
98% sure you have seen this elsewhere and stole that comment. Upvoted anyway.
Pardyfella
Oh, yes! Fantastic.
CatatonicCowMoo
Love it, I exhaled sharply and smiled. +1
LaikaTheSpaceBitch
I’ll say it: those 10 people who downvoted are either reptiles or can’t get hard. Comment is funny as fuck!
OneAngryDwarf905
16 downvotes out of 1600 upvotes...the 16 must have been born without a sense of humor....hopefully they are not allowed to drive or vote.
mfizz1e
AslanTheGod
slitherysnek
I love this movie!
imgurscommontater
simplynottrying
The internet is for puns!
princeaizen
Press the button
BrandonMoon
Not all things are meant to survive
MistressLyda
Agreed. Still, she is not suffering from what I know, and is not being bred. So why not, seems like her human enjoys her company.
LooseyGooseyBrett
But shouldn't they all get the chance to?
KLUSTENATOR
The "meant to" part can lead to much ambiguity.
ThePenisEnthusiast
Nature is a cruel slut, but we don't have to be. -Temple Grandin (paraphrasing).
Andrzhel
Nature isn't cruel. It is just nature. No sentiment, reasoning or emotion. No (rational) decision made, no justification. Just nature.
JewishMonk
Well, that category used to include children with deformed limbs and crippling asthma. Now look at us.
MrBoogerPig
Yeah, now look at us.
CarInAVet
How wonderful, then, that we live in a world in which we can care for those who would otherwise struggle and die.
DramaticFuckery
I love this. Thank you.
roach91
This is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day, thank you ?
SpartanC185
And further screw our genetics to the point of detrimental evolution
NSAgent
You’re assuming reproduction and your ignoring possible benefits. For example thank goodness medicine extended Stephen Hawking’s life.
WaffleSci
you arent wrong, but "fixing" this problem gets real close to eugenics.
YamatoIouko
Humans are the only ones that will. Because nature has no such kindness.
CarInAVet
Are humans not part of nature? And don't we have evidence of proto-humans caring for those who can't care for themselves?
CarInAVet
And if we are separate from nature: How wonderful, then, that we can choose to be more kind.
Denim777
but there is adoption in the wild sometimes, can't rule that out too.
YamatoIouko
Yes, but it's quite rare.
shortandangry
But wonderful when it happens.
notFromHereButStaying
In captivity the rules of survival are decided by human. And this turtle is still alive and well.
Shadoweclipse13
Yay!!
BrandonMoon
to pass on defective genes and decrease the survivability of the species. Thank you humans
ClassicSean
Or... now hear me out.... this "gene" doesnt get passed on
MarkOfTheCovenant
In this case to pass genes to other captive species which will never reach nature thus never ruining the gene pool. What's your point.
CaseKoroba
They got really butthurt, sorry man.
BrandonMoon
looks like it
ghostwriter2030
Luckily you won’t in any way be affected by this turtle’s limited offspring if it isn’t actually sterile.
vomerala
This makes no sense.
Kittynomnoms
Except it's alive, so clearly its survivability is just fine. I don't think you grasp the basic concept of evolution or survival.
Neboskrebnut
Not every defect has to be genetic. There are other factors at play.
IronMagnus
Never said they gonna let it fuck...
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Then is he really living?
awesomecat42
I'm not usually the type to laugh at stuff like this, but given the nature of your comment I feel I should mention that my upvote was 69th.
RaynebowDeathtrap
Fuck yeah, dawg. +1
notFromHereButStaying
Survivability isn't really needed in human care.
catapulter
Inherent survivability is strongly tied to quality of life even in captivity.
notFromHereButStaying
Causation not correlation.
waitwasthatreal
That’s how we ended up with a good chunk of our dog breeds lol.
notFromHereButStaying
Pretty much all of our pets. Besides most cats.
strideo
If the humans don't survive then the toy poodles are fucked.
AimlessSavant
If you managed to kill homo sapiens there are going to be more dead species than our domesticated ones.
Cheomesh
They exist for our amusement, so that follows.