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danielw650
Why are the guy's forearms on the left toothpicks compared to the biceps? #DoYouEvenLiftBro
skindredzakuska
My year, there was this one freshman about to play football who looked and sounded like 35. I didn't even know he was a student for months.
RimJob4LYF
See, ya gotta get them on the juice early
wildcatfan4life
Cause hollywood doesn't like the whole puberty thing.
classicrapeydolphin
Oh, Jesus Christ. So true.
DeadlyzLSC
Seeing all those movies thinking "I'm gonna grow up to be that cool, wow!" And then I see myself now
Pauly79
Teen wolf starred Michael J Fox. Anything else is blasphemy.
izmi
Can also confirm; high school teacher (in NZ; but have converted the grades).
burgerandy
v
tilesqual
Body of a middle schooler, mind of a kindergartner
ZoeyDate
Literally just looked at my son's 7th 8th and 9th grade school photos and in 7th grade he was still SO a little boy! He's taller than me now
knifeskills
Yea, where's the acne?
Tauntar
you break freshman in half now you have two freshman, freshman win every time
literallymike
Teen Wolf was also a comedy. Can't wait to watch them fuck up Archie in Riverdale.
Sauroctonus
Isn't "freshman" a university thing?
ThatAssholeOverThere
In the US we use that for high school too 9-freshmen 10-sophomore 11-junior 12-senior
iphonemoth
good example
MyMouthTastesSoapy
That guy on teen wolf is actually 18 in real life. I believe he was 16 when he started filming for teen wolf.
PassionateIndifference
18 is senior age in highschool
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
Every friend I had that was that developed in highschool has health problems. I'm glad I hit puberty in sophmore year I'm fit as a fiddle.
I should add that I'm 31 and I think people who develop early from testosterone are more likely to bald, have join issues, etc.
Unverified
His nose is too straight to be a boxer
King0fNothing
On all levels but physical he is a wolf
Jeaglelee
haha.
AutomaticBzooty
[barks]
soopersic
Well he's half wolf...
spazmcnasty
And 27
Fallouteva27
18 lol
nachonemisis
Honestly unsure as to why our comments are getting downvoted so badly - are you guys unhappy with the facts or the fact he's so young?
Prob cause it was a joke ca
Nope. Not even. When they got the newer cast members they were all about 16
Stacyanna
The guy in the pic is like early 20s. Hes a newbie. Rest are hella old though
karafrackingthrace
Pretty sure the girl who used to play a 16/17 year old was over 30 IRL
Yeah creeped me out
Jkund17
Don't they usually cast highschoolers a lot older than what actual highschoolers would be??
SuperSpecial
Well tbh the guy in the picture was 16-17 when he was cast, which is the normal age for a high schooler (in my country at leaat)
Ensano
Yep. Buddy from glee was almost 30
myotherbikeisabike
Really skews your expectations on what you should look like when your a kid watching a show set in high school
GormlessLiar
Indeed it fucking does.
Cere4l
my parents just told me the people on those shows were older because kids arent as good at acting...
That's true but a side effect of that, in my experience, is I thought I looked a lot younger than what I was supposed to look like
Greeneyeddevil
Where the fuck is Isaac though? Prettiest boy on the whole damn show
CaesarSaladFingers
Everyone talks about fashion magazines creating unrealistic standards but what about TV hiring 20 something's to play teens? That's shitty.
judgemasterven
He just turned 18 a couple months ago.
justwantedtoseehowlongicanmakemyusername
As a freshman I can confirm
jimmythejedi
As a Canadian, what year is Freshman?
CrazyCatLad
9th grade for us too (here in Pennsylvania).
Ah. High school starts in Grade 10 for most of us.
9th grade
InDubiousBattle
Can confirm. Had a freshman volunteer for me over the summer. Felt like babysitting.
KingBifurious
As someone who started working at that age and before, sorry, I know, I appreciate you giving me the opportunity to get better at working.
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paintbrushbloodlust
if babysitting makes you think of sex, then maybe you have problems.
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
The fuck?
PigeonFace
What the hell dude
2inthepinkoneinthestink
LtShed
how old is a freshman? that's like 9th grade, right? 14?
DaDisser
Yes 14
He was 14.
Paprika6
Turned 14 just before freshman year started, personally.
LavaAxe
I guess we're talking with Americans and their weird schooling so who the fuck knows. Could be 43yo, could be 5.
DrgnSlynLmbrJak
I think it's 15
MithridateEupator
Add 5-6 to the grade, 9th is 14-15
lo56300
I was 14 in 9th grade and turned 15 in the middle is of the year, pretty much everyone did at my school.
mallywanders
Nah, not on the first day. My only friend who started 9th grade at 15 was a year behind. (At 5 she was too shy to start school)
Yeah in Canada high school is just years 10, 11, and 12 so I wasn't really sure. Thanks everyone!
It varies in America
EverydayPaul
moras356
That sounded I bit pedophily-ish
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
OliverClothesoff70
My son is a freshman. He just turned 15. He's 6 ft and 225 lbs.
Yeah, i was 6'2 right around my 14th birthday.
3141592535897932384626433832795078841941693993751058209749445
When is your sons birthday.
Last week of October
SwarmLord
How much is 225 lbs in kg?
102 kg
chrisharddick
Now is that fat or muscle?
Yes. (Lineman on the football team.)
Dorikan09
And girls think they have unrealistic body standards...
Raz0rking
Unrealistic? The dude looks rather real
AshingtonDC
I remember when I was little watching TV and seeing freshmen who looked jacked. and then I became a freshman and I was like well then
lolaluftnagel
I hate seeing guys on tv who are all ripped. I like soft guys. I wanna see some of them too haha
Well...shit then xD
solipsys
Oh if you want disappointing body standards I'm your guy.
Theprincessbride
I love me a soft man. I like to cuddle, and that's not comfy with a guy who's rock hard, well some parts can be :p
Kysimir
Why not both?
Derfdeedoo
VeryBoredWithLife
I've seen this gif so many times today
There is both, just, imo, guys have it harder in the amount of effort involved. I don't see 15yr old girls coming to the gym 3-5 days a week
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Seriously. Society is harsher on women and its awful, but men don't just have to be not fat, we need to be built too. Diet won't do shit.
dogsi
But men can at least do something about it. Not much a girl can do to get bigger breasts or a better hip to waist ratio. Also, working out
is enjoyable, healthy, and improves overall quality of life besides making you look better.
foxxfireko
https://www.eatingdisorderhope.com/blog/excessive-exercise-and-eating-disorders
oceanskysforever
Omg stfu
itsbre
Most 15 year old girls I know don't use the gym, but they run for an hour everyday, or do home exercise videaos, and restrict their eating
No, they don't Most 15 year old girls in America over overweight or obese.
A plurality, sure. A majority, or "most?" Probably not.
No. Just anorexia, bulimia, etc. Grass isn't greener on the other side; unrealistic expectations are pretty shitty on both sides.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
To be honest I think girls who are as skinny as ones in magazines are very unattractive, it looks like they're starving, nothing but pity
rylecx
What he's implying is that working out and muscle gain is harder than just keeping off weight, terribly oversimplified
Yes and also, being curvy is now a great thing - and that requires no more effort than staying your weight.
For a guy to be sexy, what is most commonly perceived as sexy, he has to exercise.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Why are you guys competing v
AbsurdSteak
Do you have copious amounts of foreskin?
danielw650
Why are the guy's forearms on the left toothpicks compared to the biceps? #DoYouEvenLiftBro
skindredzakuska
My year, there was this one freshman about to play football who looked and sounded like 35. I didn't even know he was a student for months.
RimJob4LYF
See, ya gotta get them on the juice early
wildcatfan4life
Cause hollywood doesn't like the whole puberty thing.
classicrapeydolphin
Oh, Jesus Christ. So true.
DeadlyzLSC
Seeing all those movies thinking "I'm gonna grow up to be that cool, wow!" And then I see myself now
Pauly79
Teen wolf starred Michael J Fox. Anything else is blasphemy.
izmi
Can also confirm; high school teacher (in NZ; but have converted the grades).
burgerandy
tilesqual
Body of a middle schooler, mind of a kindergartner
ZoeyDate
Literally just looked at my son's 7th 8th and 9th grade school photos and in 7th grade he was still SO a little boy! He's taller than me now
knifeskills
Yea, where's the acne?
Tauntar
you break freshman in half now you have two freshman, freshman win every time
literallymike
Teen Wolf was also a comedy. Can't wait to watch them fuck up Archie in Riverdale.
Sauroctonus
Isn't "freshman" a university thing?
ThatAssholeOverThere
In the US we use that for high school too 9-freshmen 10-sophomore 11-junior 12-senior
iphonemoth
good example
MyMouthTastesSoapy
That guy on teen wolf is actually 18 in real life. I believe he was 16 when he started filming for teen wolf.
PassionateIndifference
18 is senior age in highschool
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
Every friend I had that was that developed in highschool has health problems. I'm glad I hit puberty in sophmore year I'm fit as a fiddle.
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
I should add that I'm 31 and I think people who develop early from testosterone are more likely to bald, have join issues, etc.
Unverified
His nose is too straight to be a boxer
King0fNothing
On all levels but physical he is a wolf
Jeaglelee
haha.
AutomaticBzooty
[barks]
Jeaglelee
haha.
soopersic
Well he's half wolf...
spazmcnasty
And 27
Fallouteva27
18 lol
nachonemisis
Honestly unsure as to why our comments are getting downvoted so badly - are you guys unhappy with the facts or the fact he's so young?
spazmcnasty
Prob cause it was a joke ca
nachonemisis
Nope. Not even. When they got the newer cast members they were all about 16
Stacyanna
The guy in the pic is like early 20s. Hes a newbie. Rest are hella old though
karafrackingthrace
Pretty sure the girl who used to play a 16/17 year old was over 30 IRL
Stacyanna
Yeah creeped me out
Jkund17
Don't they usually cast highschoolers a lot older than what actual highschoolers would be??
SuperSpecial
Well tbh the guy in the picture was 16-17 when he was cast, which is the normal age for a high schooler (in my country at leaat)
Ensano
Yep. Buddy from glee was almost 30
myotherbikeisabike
Really skews your expectations on what you should look like when your a kid watching a show set in high school
GormlessLiar
Indeed it fucking does.
Cere4l
my parents just told me the people on those shows were older because kids arent as good at acting...
myotherbikeisabike
That's true but a side effect of that, in my experience, is I thought I looked a lot younger than what I was supposed to look like
Greeneyeddevil
Where the fuck is Isaac though? Prettiest boy on the whole damn show
CaesarSaladFingers
Everyone talks about fashion magazines creating unrealistic standards but what about TV hiring 20 something's to play teens? That's shitty.
judgemasterven
He just turned 18 a couple months ago.
justwantedtoseehowlongicanmakemyusername
As a freshman I can confirm
jimmythejedi
As a Canadian, what year is Freshman?
CrazyCatLad
9th grade for us too (here in Pennsylvania).
jimmythejedi
Ah. High school starts in Grade 10 for most of us.
justwantedtoseehowlongicanmakemyusername
9th grade
InDubiousBattle
Can confirm. Had a freshman volunteer for me over the summer. Felt like babysitting.
KingBifurious
As someone who started working at that age and before, sorry, I know, I appreciate you giving me the opportunity to get better at working.
[deleted]
[deleted]
paintbrushbloodlust
if babysitting makes you think of sex, then maybe you have problems.
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
The fuck?
PigeonFace
What the hell dude
2inthepinkoneinthestink
LtShed
how old is a freshman? that's like 9th grade, right? 14?
DaDisser
Yes 14
InDubiousBattle
He was 14.
Paprika6
Turned 14 just before freshman year started, personally.
LavaAxe
I guess we're talking with Americans and their weird schooling so who the fuck knows. Could be 43yo, could be 5.
DrgnSlynLmbrJak
I think it's 15
MithridateEupator
Add 5-6 to the grade, 9th is 14-15
lo56300
I was 14 in 9th grade and turned 15 in the middle is of the year, pretty much everyone did at my school.
mallywanders
Nah, not on the first day. My only friend who started 9th grade at 15 was a year behind. (At 5 she was too shy to start school)
LtShed
Yeah in Canada high school is just years 10, 11, and 12 so I wasn't really sure. Thanks everyone!
DrgnSlynLmbrJak
It varies in America
EverydayPaul
moras356
That sounded I bit pedophily-ish
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
OliverClothesoff70
My son is a freshman. He just turned 15. He's 6 ft and 225 lbs.
judgemasterven
Yeah, i was 6'2 right around my 14th birthday.
3141592535897932384626433832795078841941693993751058209749445
When is your sons birthday.
OliverClothesoff70
Last week of October
SwarmLord
How much is 225 lbs in kg?
OliverClothesoff70
102 kg
chrisharddick
Now is that fat or muscle?
OliverClothesoff70
Yes. (Lineman on the football team.)
Dorikan09
And girls think they have unrealistic body standards...
Raz0rking
Unrealistic? The dude looks rather real
AshingtonDC
I remember when I was little watching TV and seeing freshmen who looked jacked. and then I became a freshman and I was like well then
lolaluftnagel
I hate seeing guys on tv who are all ripped. I like soft guys. I wanna see some of them too haha
Raz0rking
Well...shit then xD
solipsys
Oh if you want disappointing body standards I'm your guy.
Theprincessbride
I love me a soft man. I like to cuddle, and that's not comfy with a guy who's rock hard, well some parts can be :p
Kysimir
Why not both?
Derfdeedoo
VeryBoredWithLife
I've seen this gif so many times today
Dorikan09
There is both, just, imo, guys have it harder in the amount of effort involved. I don't see 15yr old girls coming to the gym 3-5 days a week
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Seriously. Society is harsher on women and its awful, but men don't just have to be not fat, we need to be built too. Diet won't do shit.
dogsi
But men can at least do something about it. Not much a girl can do to get bigger breasts or a better hip to waist ratio. Also, working out
dogsi
is enjoyable, healthy, and improves overall quality of life besides making you look better.
foxxfireko
https://www.eatingdisorderhope.com/blog/excessive-exercise-and-eating-disorders
oceanskysforever
Omg stfu
itsbre
Most 15 year old girls I know don't use the gym, but they run for an hour everyday, or do home exercise videaos, and restrict their eating
dogsi
No, they don't Most 15 year old girls in America over overweight or obese.
Kysimir
A plurality, sure. A majority, or "most?" Probably not.
Kysimir
No. Just anorexia, bulimia, etc. Grass isn't greener on the other side; unrealistic expectations are pretty shitty on both sides.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
To be honest I think girls who are as skinny as ones in magazines are very unattractive, it looks like they're starving, nothing but pity
rylecx
What he's implying is that working out and muscle gain is harder than just keeping off weight, terribly oversimplified
GormlessLiar
Yes and also, being curvy is now a great thing - and that requires no more effort than staying your weight.
GormlessLiar
For a guy to be sexy, what is most commonly perceived as sexy, he has to exercise.
foxxfireko
https://www.eatingdisorderhope.com/blog/excessive-exercise-and-eating-disorders
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Why are you guys competing
v
AbsurdSteak
Do you have copious amounts of foreskin?