LawyerM0RTY
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Apr 25, 2017 11:05 AM
LawyerM0RTY
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markerDee
Welcome to Utah :| Drives me nuts...
ticktockbent
Why does speeding up make me australian?
iDrawStuff
I live in a rural community. We have many of these assholes. I'm not a violent person by nature, but they make me want to make exceptions.
ThePudding
If I'm going 20 over and you tailgate the shit out of me when the passing lane is open, you're probably from Tampa. And you're a cunt.
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
The opposite is equally annoying - someone speeds up to pass, cuts in front, and then drops their speed down by 10 mph.
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
If it is a legal overtake, then that driver would probably get punished. He is putting the overtaker in a dangerous position.
PizzaGovorun
Mewmus
Abby Normal
Solkanarmy
if you do that as I overtake, you're endangering my life, if I then have to swerve to survive you can bet on which way I'll be swerving
Andied
In Denmark, I believe it is illegal
Z1ggyStardust
If you're going 10 under the speed limit I assume you are a bad driver and is a lot more dangerous than going 10 over the speed limit
Z1ggyStardust
Well with the exception of some bigger cars and ones who physically can't go faster just staying in the right lane
Spfiredrake
Passhole. The correct term is passhole.
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
Also, left lane is for passing right lane is for traveling. Don't travel in the left lane!
myduck
Thank you!
kanihaznaiph
For highways* I get assriders on main streets where the right lane is mostly for turning into an entrance
spicesniffer
its illegal to do that in my country, since the other car engaged in overtaking you.
valalalalala
Slow traffic keep right.
Tacobeanandcheese
If you cant keep up with the car in front of you just get out the fast lane. Its not that hard. Please.
frozenmonkeyballs
How can I tag Florida?
goboltz
no, it's all the "Out-of-state" people & Tourists who kill the traffic there . . NOT the locals, was there when in navy, Can Confirm !!
CantStopTheNipple
The locals are worse, especially Miami
strawberrycocoa
People who slow down to idle speed when they take a turn. STAAAAHHHPP
Silvercypher
Don't forget people who are already going well below the speed limit and try to brake-check you because they've had a shitty day.(-or life)
CantStopTheNipple
Tis all the product of handing out driver's licenses without actual driving experience or knowledge
OneUpperSteve
Or people that swing into the other lane wide to turn.
seoris1
If your going 10mph under your a cunt just for that. Speeding up makes you Ultra cunt.
crowoverlord
*you're
UnpinionedPoplars
If you crowd someone who judges that their ability or the road/weather/traffic conditions require slower speeds, then you're the cunt.
Lamech777
Depends if we are talking about being in the passing lane or not. Then the speeding up bit.
blooblee1
I've been under the speed limit, seen someone passing me and realized I needed to speed up a little
TomBrokaw
well don't speed up until after they're done passing you.
Mezamete
If they wind up getting to go the speed they desire it doesn't matter whether they're behind or in front.
Dekker3D
Behind or in front, sure. To your side? No. Don't speed up while someone's passing, let them pass before doing that.
Mezamete
Don't pass someone going the same speed as the vehicle in front of them, either.
kvuohi
If they're currently passing you they're on the next lane and thus either blocking it or heading for their imminent doom.
RepostSadistic
All I am saying is, don't loiter in left lane at 85mph. People don't have leisure time like you. Move over.
Silvercypher
Where do you drive? - on the Autobahn? lmao jk
RepostSadistic
New Jersey.
beardspecialist
If you're in that big of a hurry, you should have left sooner. Not my problem you're running late.
KillingTlme
I prefer the people who go 35 and then jump up to 55 when there is a passing lane to get around them.
SuperBobKing
I have been behind two cars going below the speed limit, and when the road went to two lanes on got over and proceeded to keep going the...
SuperBobKing
same speed until the road went back to one lane.
rabastan
Driving fast as fuck to get past someone and then slowing down is even MORE cunty.
accipiter
The only reason I've done this is an asshole pacing me when I'm trying to get into their lane to exit, so I zoom up then slow down to exit.
igobeder
What is it about driving a car that makes so many people cunts? Drive courteously, carry a gun.
OneUpperSteve
Same as the internet: anonymity
Lamech777
The pseudo anonymity of it, people feel safer in their 2+ ton death machine than most would just in person.
throbinwoo
People that get shit on and have miserable lives day to day feel a lot tougher when they're behind a steering wheel.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
My favorite is when I'm using cruise and someone slowly passes, the falls back, then passes, then pulls ahead further....then falls back...
RiririricketyCricket
They were cunts before they drove the car.
DAFUQisaLOMMY
I drove courteously once, some prick pulled out right in front of me, I went around him, flipped him off,he returned the favor, I 1/2
DAFUQisaLOMMY
Blew him a kiss, and at the next traffic light, he pointed his gun at me(across his wife's face, whom was in the passenger seat) 2/2
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
That guy sounds like a lommy
DAFUQisaLOMMY
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Who* was in the passenger seat. When referring to he/she/they it's who. For him/her/them it's whom. Not rocket science. Now you know
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Rainblowjob
lol
idontneednostinkingpuffin
No worries. It never ruins my day when someone tries to appear more intelligent than they actually are.
vlej
maybe he's just conserving tyres and fuel in order to defend his position towards the end of the race... it's pretty common
JohnMagneTrane
When they start brake testing, I think they should be red flagged.
vlej
5 seconds at the 7-11 is enough, let's not go overkill
dcwldct
Nah, the new pirellis this season last longer at the limit. It's amazing how hard they push the super-softs
Racealistic
I also love Initial D
Iamthemonkeymansowhatevercats
Nah, unless you have some crazy draft like mx5 cup or you're in F1, just race at the fastest consistent pace you can. -actual driver.
vlej
obviously I was lampooning modern F1 xD
ichosethewrongcollegedegree
This is a great strategy when racing but when trying to get to work GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU SLOW FUCKIN SHIT FOR BRAINS MUTHERFUCK
EarElephant
ZulluhZey
+1 for mutherfuck.
Somanyquestions
Races have a speed limit?
Lamaguitarprince
DEJA VU, I'VE JSUT BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE, HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO COME HOME!
StarTrekWhaleProbe
Idk if this deserves an upvote or down vote...
dejavutoyoutoo
Sometimes, the things we think we've thought before.
BananaBard
I say this to my friend when I "purposely" drift aka I fuck up driving in gta5
4chansdboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9iYBGdz8gE
Lamaguitarprince
Me like
LizardEnterprises
Tyres plurarl? Exactly how many Phoenician cities does he have?!
vlej
you a clue how much they get paid?
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Tyres........
vlej
checking my own writing? that would be foolish, I am perfection u.u
nunyabidness99
Addendum: If you paying more attention to your smart phone than your driving, you are a selfish, spoiled, stupid cunt.
o11c
Our state just passed a lot that bans touching phones at all while driving!
Lamech777
And should have drivers license revoked.
tomorrowwilldo
I saw a grown woman recording herself singing and dancing while driving! Pay attention to the fricken ROAD people!!
xMyst87
Two cars driving side-by-side at the same speed is just as bad
Silvercypher
That's called a "Rolling Road block"...and it is the definition of B.S. lol
halcat
I call them tweedles. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, just tweedling the fuck along.
IronicUsername
I want to strangle people who do this. For fuck's sake, one of you go 1 or 2 mph faster or slower, you're blocking traffic.
ciezer
What if it's done to stop someone who's driving a bit dangerous? (Swerving between lanes, going 15+ over limit, etc)?
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
Some people just want to watch the world be annoyed.
Junktrunkjunkie
I try to stay at exactly the speed limit. But everyone around me gets annoyed and acts like i'm driving 10 under.
beardspecialist
All these folks touting the law regarding passing somehow don't think speed limits are a valid law.
myduck
In Georgia USA, you can get a ticket for not letting people pass you regardless of your speed. If someone is going faster than you, get over
humaneffigy
They also give licenses to people with no basic right of way knowledge.
myduck
Every state does that. They're called old people
imgurasshole
This brings tears of joy to my eyes
idontneednostinkingpuffin
This is why no one goes to Georgia except to pass through.
myduck
Because we have traffic laws that make sense and help maintain the flow of traffic by keeping people in the correct lane?
idontneednostinkingpuffin
No. Because Georgia sucks.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Come on dude. We're all just messing around ;)
mrmaxpower
It's called "fearapassaphobia"
TheRedBaKon
I call them people from Massachusetts.
SonBro
I call them Passholes
FirstnameBunchofnumbers
I am a terrible person and I have this... admitting the problem is the first step toward healing
VaguelySatisfying
WHY DO YOU DO IT AT ALL THOUGH? Genuinely curious. Especialyl since cruise control is a thing.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i just got a speeding ticket for this bullshit today. had to go 85 to pass this dipshit, right as we were coming around a turn... boom cop
Andrewleedragon
Sounds deserved if you were going 85 in what I reasonably assume to be on a 70 mph road
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i was passing at 80, and he sped up from 60 to 75, so i sped up for all of about 15 seconds to pass him
OneUpperSteve
Waze
CongratsYouAreHereNow
dude i ALWAYS use waze, this was the one time in seriously about 2 years and 30k miles that i didn't because I was only going 5 miles
OneUpperSteve
I feel you. I religiously use it now. Not just for cops either. The hazard notification alone has been a literal lifesaver.