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Jan 14, 2017 3:30 PM
Syntecho
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TheLastSpaceman
TIL I use too much aggression to ring doorbells, call elevators or point...I might have a problem.
KithMoonWrecker
This is a good way to know what your general reactions should be to whatever boring story they're telling you
IncorrectCommentMeme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-8SMFd1lgQ
BoshoThePirate
Everybody forgets a good old knife hand.
Tantx2
What about not liking the person you are talking to... does that make you a liar? Lol
hairbearbunch66
These only work if already know the baseline behavior and these are deviations that are grouped.
andaWoss
Here figure this one
SuloBruh
So much of this is not correct
Mogurii
This meeting real life people sounds hard, but with this compilation of tips, I think i am ready.
bgod
Please tell me the measurement we use for "too long eye contact".
shepardcommander07
The top three are how i take my selfies lmaoo
Lem0nNade
My right or your right for the last one?
thedealersbackroom
If her ankles are above her head, she likes you. Or she's a prostitute.
SimplyHobo
Hands in pocket: "My hands are cold." Most of these are like my ex who reads too much into meaningless gestures or comfortable positions.
TheTealOne
WorfsPruneJuice
Where does "pussy grabbing" fit on this list?
RussianBear1942
#7 what about the knife hand?
AmbiguousGardens
FP is full of bullshit today
SchwingSchwing
Pretty sure "disapproval" is actually "fuck me"
LunaChic
I mean, it does look like about 80% of "Barely Legal" porn thumbnails, so yeah.
mikeatike
Don't look up, he will know you are lying, don't look down he will know you don't know the answer.
IsThisAlreadyChosen
Are you sure the "interest" guy isn't checking his pulse and his will to live?
TheAmazingMustacheGary
You don't check your pulse on your cheek....
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
I do most of this stuff because it's comfortable and is just a natural position
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
And because I have no idea what to do with my hands
Ihrtbeer
The disappointment face is too familiar
IwishIwasNeverBorn
Head tilt you say...
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SushiPooper
You see it a lot with animals, it can also mean confused at the same time as interested
KithMoonWrecker
Last one was surprisingly relatable
krapmyself
ABSOLUTELY SLOTHFUL
TrustMeImABassist
Hand over mouse, scrolling - Indiference
DangerouslyDave
*looking up and to the left* I knew all of this.
Knowwon
What about the classic handshake what does that mean?
smynal
Middle finger: fuck off
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
Syntecho
Your mother would love it to have it
ACanadianLostInAustralia
Well this is bullshit.
AlexanderTheGood
I think there's a semblance of truth in most, but you'd have to be an idiot to think they are vaguely reliable
UltraHellboy
Especially for those of us that have no idea what to do with our hands and arms when we talk to someone.
PhilbertPhrog
I have my hands in my pockets with my thumbs out for easy removal, not to "assert my dominance".
krapmyself
You got that right
thatclimbingguy
I daresay that the one about looking up right or left is kinda true
COLONELOBVlOUS
I notice that in myself, so I would confirm its validity. :)
Mysocksnevermatch
I thought it was different directions for each person, but always consistent for that person.
Comp4nionCub3
I always look left when I try to remember sth oo"