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TheAmanda4life
#4
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
GOPTeens one; you cut off the joke and only got the punchline. Here:
bangbangbangbang
#Thank you for the #context.
HumpDay
My username is "Humpday" this post is for me....
SubNero
My friend doesn't get the "Local Pie Makes Good" one, can someone explain it for them?
Bennings
It's about Hot Pie being able to become the chef at the Inn at the crossroads.
weaboutogetiton
That cancer one is straight savage
TheLimpinBiscuit
HickoryDickoryDoc
"Nice cup of tea" not "That's my cup of tea"...?
TheLimpinBiscuit
FINETUNING
It was going good until that jesus popped up.
MyDogJake
The tiger is a Jimmy Carr joke.
Metopheles
ha ha ha HAAAA ha ha ha haaa
Taconeco
FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!
dougpeck
I want wal-mart cashier stories where people describe the weirdest things people have bought.
puppiesincostumes
As a not American/English not first language: can someone explain the "local pie makes good"? Please
SuckAnElf
I'm American and I don't get it. Maybe it's supposed to be funny because "makes good" means was successful and it's a pie?
acidoverdrive
#5 Beer before liquor, get drunk quicker. Liquor before beer, you like Pam Grier! - Cal
Allob
"And I'm all out of parents" +1
flavener
That's probably my favorite one!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Holy crap, I'm super Hispanic!
Bondedrobin
4 images =/=dump
Darkdaynight
Giraffes evolved long necks due to sexual selection not competition over food.
Johan91900
Can confirm the Florida/BTTF one. Drivers on Florida are unaware of turn signals, seperate lanes, yield signs, and green lights.
Collinsish
That cat is appalled at some of your jokes
flavener
She used to be a street cat, I'm sure she's seen some shit already
Moonmoonn
Haha
Whaledunnquaileggs
Thank you for that, OP. Much needed laughs.
craggyp
I had an 86, most of my friends had 85s, and for some reason, I always wished I had an 85. I liked the boxy-look I guess. sqrxz ruled.
MadVillainousDave
So you take my kidney and I get a free shirt? You Got yourself a deal!
Adiktedgottaregisternow
That floof is magnificent !
ILikeHitler
#6 is a cookie dough scoop
gamer2k4
Yep. An ice cream scoop has a special handle to transfer your hand heat to the ice cream and make it easier to scoop.
ForeverGratefulinVT
Whaaat?! I never knew this!!
gamer2k4
Believe it: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31FV4G47G0L.jpg
justahumanonline
those TI calculators represent a shitload of money.
Rainbowpanties
#22 holy shit
ImNoEngineerWaitAmI
Too lazy to count, which one?
serban1703
you can hover over the number and it should show you the picture
AngeIa
MOBILE
BuckBoost
shimshumfromfram
The father's day one. I counted it out just for you.
ImNoEngineerWaitAmI
Awe thanks!
Gltn
#4 mildshock.gif
blitzgottheturret
supongo que eres latino/hispano
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
Me parece que si.
CristhianIR
Arrecho no se traduce mejor como "horny"? En mi contexto, sí. Ni idea cómo pasar de" arrecho" a "badass"
CristhianIR
Arrecho no se traduce mejor como "horny"? En mi contexto, sí. Ni idea cómo pasar de" arrecho" a "badass"
OmgItsLinda
Nunca había escuchado 'arrecho' antes. ¿De que país es?
iBrowseUserSubWithSoundOn
GOP Teens needs more context. They asked what would Jesus' favorite gun be.
MoistTowlettes
What else would be said? I'm a Christian and I laughed..
StonesOnTheHill
Well, it kinda makes sense. As a carpenter, he would have destroyed his competition back then if he could get a nail gun to work.
zombiefarmboy
Ooo, I like that.
shmegz
I was really confused
agentmcgee
In fairness he was the son of a carpenter
Janthran
yeah seriously, jesus wasn't interested in killing things so a nail gun is the only reasonable answer
PeRSCiTio
They should really use "#notfunny" instead of "not #funny"
MyDogJake
Came to say this. It kinda makes sense though since he was a carpenter...
BifuriousPanda
The guy said "A nail gun"
Treblaine
THESE are his favourite guns:
TheAmericanMacho
Remember that saying "No Pain, No Gain"?
TheRealEalonMusk
isthat @MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS???
IMissYourMusk
0 to 100 real quick
Treblaine
He died for our gains.
scaredshirtless
Cross Fit really works!
flavener
Yeah I thought it was all one image but instead I done goofed, thanks for the context
Wuddel
And as a carpenter he probably would have been stoked.
ArchMagos
Also as a man of peace he probably wouldn't have liked the concept of guns.
goalstopper
I'm not sure if you're joking or you don't get the purpose of a nail gun
JR2000
Anything with 'gun' in it is violent.
ArchMagos
Guns are meant to kill. Your reasons may be just, but a gun kills. It's like a sword, it serves no purpose but death. Nail guns notwithstand
GreenHamNsam
Also worth noting its a parody account.
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neondemonn
You could go to jail for that.
wamccarthy
The fact that I assumed "real, but insane" before "parody" makes me sad.
IMissYourMusk
Sometimes it's hard to tell
yorg
A water gun is really the only appropriate answer to that question,
iBrowseUserSubWithSoundOn
So he could shoot wine into people's mouths?
wamccarthy
Obviously.
iBrowseUserSubWithSoundOn
If you're Catholic does it then turn into his blood? Is he shooting people with his own blood?