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I dunno who they are, I just hope they're happy.
WhiskyBravo
Did she finally get the damn ring?
superCookieMonster
Damn, that’s like walking around with a loaded gun in your pocket!!
TheMentallyillist
I bet that guy is fun to hang out with.
Jaqdakloun
This is absolutely precious I love it 😭
NChomsky
#5 bold AF
codeacrobat
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NetProfit
Totes adorbs!
eronth
The ring in the hand is crazy.
THESEVENSGUY
My brother in law hid the ring in his glasses case and conditioned my sister to always help him to remember not to forget it places by getting her to always carry it around. Took him 4 months to have the perfect moment where he then took it out of the lining and ask her. She had been the mule the whole time.
1eventHorizon9
That is goddamned adorable.
ingridwebb88
Love it
TELunus
Imagine if she said no
tdpubs
That made me so sappy. Thank you.
ObeeJuanKenobi
I, too, choose this woman's now-husband.
JRaven419
#1 She went to Dreamland. Every kiss begins with *snore*
dtcb131415
hahahahah. cheecky!
leviaton
Some risky photos in this dump
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
Plot twist: they are Debeers industry plant to sell more blood diamonds via social media
Wapusk
Always, i am sure, was he ready to take the knee if she had noticed.
wadatahmydamie
I took a day off without telling my wife and used it to bury a ring in the middle of the woods a couple hours away
The next day, we got the metal detector out
cytherians
It was a long time ago, very early Internet BBS days.
"I was gonna be all clever and such with my proposal. Then it all went wrong!"
He hid the ring in a tiny box that he put inside a tree hollow that required him climbing up a few feet. He checked to make sure it wasn't animal occupied. No one around to see him. Days later, he brings her. "I hear something" he says. Climbs up, reaches in. NO RING! Some animal must've found it. Probably the leather case smell... and gone! 😭
cytherians
BUT...
He was undeterred. He came back with a metal detector. Thankfully for him, it was a metal box covered in leather. He went further up the tree. Nothing. Went to the next few trees. Then he checked the ground... and sure enough, it was in a hollow! Some burrowing animal. Shoveled like mad, and he'd found it. Leather was all chewed off.
He repeated the stunt, this time w/velvet coated box, rock on top of it. And THAT worked! 😄
lightfoot2
Ok, awwwwww
SeenItDoneIt
I upvoted this the first time I saw it, like 10 years ago.
BlueSheep
10 years repost ? Well now that's better than the usual 10 min repost we got here
REOJackwagon
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FishieStardust
#6 took me a long time
LankyBootyGriswald
So you're saying it would work on you too?
FishieStardust
I would be in the other spot but I look up and give some eye contact. I was thinking it was risky
LawFiveGuy
I like how he kept upping the ante
cytherians
I burst out laughing when I saw the ring in her hand while she was sleeping. 😹
Yeah, he must really know her well. "Sleeps like a rock!" Probably the poke and soft shake tests prove she's a sleeper-keeper. 😏
Deadlyfire
Telescope and putting it in her palm gave me anxiety
iDrinkDrano
He got caught in the last one though
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Me and who? 😭
dailysuicidalthoughts
You will get there some day dude... girls love a guy with a sense of humor...
So you might be out of the running 😉
xHeavYx
Depends on if you are right or left handed.
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
I WAS BORN LEFT BUT NOW I'M RIGHT HANDED WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SCENARIO
xHeavYx
You, my friend, are one of the lucky ones who will have two different "companions" for the rest of your life.
mmagabel365
And then she said no
PorneliusHubertII
She said yes, then she saw the pictures he took of her sleeping, then she recanted.
BishlamekGurpgork
You gotta know the answer before you ask the question.
cytherians
When she found out what he did, posting pictures of her sleeping online, it freaked her out, the privacy trust breach, and so she was like "I'm amending my response!" 🫤🤪😄
BishlamekGurpgork
I mean, that's fair, if he posted the pictures without showing her or asking her. But if he was posting pictures with a wedding ring a month before the wedding on social media, she probably should have been able to say no the first time.
Eskaypee
#5 Jeez, that was bold!
cytherians
I have no doubt that this guy already tested her, to see if something touching her palm would wake her up.
My girlfriend often falls asleep in front of the TV at night, because she gets up so damned early. I've put little wrapped candies in her hand. She never wakes up from that. Even speaking her name... have to do a few arm jostles to get her to awaken. 😁
stillnotelf
It feels like there's a pretty safe pivot out of it if she wakes up, you just pop the question then and show the image series she rudely interrupted by waking too soon
LupusLilium
'I had this whole plan, that you ruined by waking up, so what do you say? Want to get hitched anyways, light sleeper?'
Seethreepeeoh
But man was deceived. For there was another …
FireSolvesProblems
I feel like this is the 8th or 9th reference to LOTR I've seen today, can't help but feel like Colbert might be a factor.
mingothejedi
stayingalive4life
gablestout
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
ThatOneFuzzyDude
That's no wizard, that there's a COWARD. There ain't a wizard alive who wouldn't match her energy, at minimum.
DrSharkbite
HandoB4Javert
BoogaYooga
** proposing intensifies **
cytherians
Sorry, have to raise up a hand -- "What TV show or movie is this from?" 🫤🤨😏
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
It's a miniseries called "The Wizard of Aus" and I think the whole thing is on YouTube.
Mxlespxles
Godamned right i would
Orlandonuts
Put her through a wringer ,first
ADDGirl
You realize she didn't know, right? How was she put through a wringer first?
JCDenton10
Perhaps the cutting comments in the responses will provide clarity and color your understanding.
Jinxer13
Sometimes i get second hand embarrassment from wooshes. Anyone else?
myownalarum
I think they just wanted to say "wringer" because of the ring....
Orlandonuts
I'm new to puns.. I thought it had a ring to it
theshinobi23
People that use puns well are like diamonds in the rough: they're quite...precious... tell 'em, @BadPunsAplenty
BadPunsAplenty
I have come to the same occlusion