TheDireWolf
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Well, it's not wrong
May 24, 2016 8:51 PM
TheDireWolf
32766
1478
51
Well, it's not wrong
Cosmoslynn
I love your screen name.
supinebovine
Pu(l)p Free
DrTarte
Sigh .__. My unpopular opinions make me sad here.
InkedGuru
I need that shirt
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
"Mark, we need to speak with you ASAP." -- HR
PatrickRob82
I was gonna do this but I didn't. I'm currently watching Little Bear with my toddler. He's so stupid.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Fun Fact: A seed is a fertilized ovum, sperm is not seed.
DeanWormer
This man was promptly spoken to by HR. Or, he is HR and is more or less above the law. A human resources road warrior, if you will.
pmathew
Sorry you're not a man anymore.
VestaRuffina
I wore a “I shaved my balls for this?” Shirt when I got mine
Jalopenis
This just changes the colour of the baby.
MyDogJake
Is this you Dire Wolf?
tommycotton
Pulp Free
kidneythief9
They won't be lemon-sized after the swelling goes down, in a couple of days.
bananastandcheddah
You still can hey a woman pregnant for up to a month after a vasectomy
JimBongosognoBmiJ
"HEY!" "oh god not again"
bananastandcheddah
Get*
RobertOfTheHouseSaget
That's why you jack off like 5 times a day for a week straight
Scubasteve813
PanicAtTheEverywhere
When he has sex and she does get pregnant afterward
balimonprime
The best is when she says she's pregnant and says it's yours but you kept the vasectomy a secret .. priceless
maybemisleadinginformation
Am completely sterile from birth( as in I don't even produce sperm) girl tried claiming she was prego with my kid, I laughed and told her.
SwaglortSeal
Well that sounds like some bad feelings :/
AnonimositY
In and out in 15 minutes...
ForTheRepublic212th
Why did you get one?
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ForTheRepublic212th
Sorry for the question. I didn't mean to offend you if I did. Good for you man. Idk I'd i wanna bring kids into the world when I'm that age.
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ForTheRepublic212th
Oh
Veggisaurus
So you do shoot white stuff still or does that stop?
rowlanry
The stuff you shoot is made in your prostate so yes . Also why women don't need prostate checks
KillahQueen
That's probably because they don't have prostates. I don't know though
joot
Where does squirt fluid come from?
malapresta
Asking the real questions
ktheman
Iirc it's from the bladder, but not urine
DanteThunderstone
That's the most emasculating shirt I've ever seen
thatsassygingerfuck
How is having a vasectomy emasculating?
AspiringLEO
He said the shirt is emasculating, his comment doesn't say anything about vasectomys
thatsassygingerfuck
That's at least how I took it.
thatsassygingerfuck
The shirt is about having a vasectomy. So saying that the shirt is emasculating is saying that having received a vasectomy is emasculating.
scuba7jb
Yeah! I got my nuts-cut at age 27..... best decision of my whole life!! --
hermy789
Where are all you 20something CF'ers when I need to make friends :( 26 here and everyone my age wants to reproduce, it seems...
SigismundsWrath
Got mine at 27 as well, but had months of pvp (post-vasectomy pain (scar tissue swelled up bad)), still occasionally sore. Totally worth it.
bacdeusa
Things have changed. I tried to get snipped at 25 (early aughts) and couldn't find a Dr who would do it.
irrevocably
My brother just got snipped at 18.
jessicacupcake
Oh man I wish my bf would, no birth control or worry and could reverse it when we DO want kids someday
mjso23
My dad had his vasectomy reversed (free in Canada...or it was at least) to have me
MasterBaker16
Are yall even having enough sex for this to be a worry? Ibetnot
scuba7jb
Married... we have sex every Sunday morning. :-P
Fachera
https://imgur.com/SF4pX9A
poronkusemania
Me too @ 26!!
TheFreeMeaLLady
health reasons or just dont wanna have kids?
scuba7jb
I have "baggage" and wanted to make sure the cycle of neglect and stupidity ended with me. :-) Best thing i ever did for the human race.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Plus babies are stupid as fuck.
cxspeed
As someone that believes overpopulation is our biggest issue, I salute you!
CryloRen
My friend has a medical condition where if she gets pregnant it causes severe health problems for her and the child. She lost one, almost
CryloRen
lost another (born at 24 weeks but he survived), and she doesn't want any more kids but no doctor will do it cause she's young.
BlahBlahMeatEater
Been begging for tubal ligation for 10 yrs cause of health/baggage reasons. Keep being told I'll change my mind. Knew at 15 I didn't want
BlahBlahMeatEater
any. I'm almost 37 and still don't want any. Wtf.
hippybobby
Hey, before too long you'll be 40
Awesummzz
Do what you want. You know you more than anyone else
ForTheRepublic212th
Good for you man!
AGenerationLost
What's baggage?
scuba7jb
Emotional and psychological damage from the distant past. :-)
PleaseSendMePizzaRolls
But that kind of wisdom and compassion for other humans is exactly what I'm looking for in a baby daddy!- said no Maury guest ever
MadamPuddifoot
As a 32y/o woman: I wish my doctor would let me get my junk taken out. I don't want kids!!!!
irrevocably
Youre doctor shouldnt have a choice
Awesummzz
Depends if it's safe of not, could be complications. Also doctors can refuse to perform procedures
noneforgretchenwieners
I find people are puzzled when I say I don't want kids - it's like everyone expects women to want them no matter what.
therealbaronmunchausen
A 1000x this. Incredible how much people care about your business as soon as babies are involved.
lostone1610
Babies and weddings. Everyone has something to say.
LakrisalLover
As a woman who wants lots of children: THIS. People should have the absolute freedoom to choose without having others meddling.
corndoghooker
Preach it, sister
TheFreeMeaLLady
shit. *sigh . as a girl i cant think of having no kids in the future. but im sure u made the right choice, how old are you now?
scuba7jb
I'm 34..... and 5 years married. :-)