Don’t worry, the pup is fine

May 16, 2021 3:16 AM

CeleryMan7

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Mistakes were made...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good boy

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

That would literally scare me if I saw my doggy on the ground like that.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sweet puppers

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve woken up like that before

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

mlem.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Glad up know he has an official account, way too many fakes these days

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He regrets nothing. He lived as few puppers dared to dream

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can dogs even have jelly?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can. But that's the wrong question, The right question is "should they?".

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'd do it again!

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v I live, I die, I live again

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It's good jam, Bront.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killing spree!

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If you’re going to stage a photo like this at least make look like he ate something. The mouth is the only clean part on it

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Needless to say, .

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have cats that would be glad to lick that off!

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Crime scene pics

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Why was he at a sunglass store??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lovely. It was lovely when I saw this same post about 6 years ago too, but still lovely.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If simba was a dog

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First pic damn near woke John Wick.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why was there unattended jam & an unattended pup at an optician's office?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a glasses store.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is. This took place in Vietnam. The front of the house is a glasses store and the back of the house is the residence.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you don't dip your sunglasses in fruit preserves?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really hate these instagram style pet owners. They eventually have to stage things for views and that can end up with abused pets.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Note to self: Never leave jam where a corgi can get at it.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I can't think of a logical place to leave jam where they COULD get to it. Corgis I've known have not had elite jumping ability.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My sisters yellow lab decided to roll in a bunch of fallen mulberries. He looked like he was beaten and bruised.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It moves its little head around like a human would in the shower.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Raspberry?

5 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 0

Pi

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:p

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that’s a dog

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nah I’m good, but thanks for offering

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry!!!!

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rasp-berry

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Lonestar!!!

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Bonk!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dragon fruit

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait. The owner took a photo of the dog before checking on him?

5 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 9

No, no. Not his owner. "Parent".

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dog sleep. Put jam on dog. Make funny photo and fabricate story for internet points.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Wouldn't the smell of food wake the dog up? A lot of the dogs I knew were already light sleepers but food guarantees them to wake up.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My guess they figured it out after the heartattack, or he is in enough of a food coma they had a chance to take a pic after checking on him

5 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

They could probably smell the jam and recognized it did not smell like blood.

5 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I don't know... Corgi pups are so cute, they've got to be filled with something sweet.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, you have identified the first step of any internet pitchfork hoedown: jumping to conclusions

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Internet Pitchfork Hoedown is now an official three letter acronym (TLA): IPH

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably the owner saw it breathing and also suspected the jam all over the kitchen wasnt the cat (they dont have) fault

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Crime scene photo

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The owner could have checked on the dog, (probably take the second picture), THEN posed the dog for the first

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or just straight murdered the little fuck and posed him after the 2nd pic. There's going to be ants forever now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The photo is in an opticians office.. look at the background

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good eye

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“Do what you must, I’ve already won”

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Oh

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