Nov 15, 2017 5:20 AM
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ReverseTrapTsukasa
beaubrent
Harry def the sexy one of the two.
TCGView
If America had royalty, I'd want it to be like these guys.
NovaleeMarie
I never get the ginger jokes. Between the two, future king or not, the ginger is the sexier one.
djangojazz
Sibling rivalry done with class yet still sibling rivalry.
succinctgearreviews24
Didn't know Ed Sheeran had a brother.
GunsGermsSteel
Not doing to bad for a ginger /a/VXrGv
irkjellis
Harry looks more like Diana’s brother at the same age.
pandro
ITT someone posted this pic of young prince philip
BoyofBeef
It missed the part where Harry went; "Errrrrrrrrrrrr" and pointed at one of the ginger reporters.
TheGooseMoose
FlorbFnarb
I hope they actually said this.
TheTinyViking
He'll be at a ball I'm attending next week. I'm gonna stalk the heck outta him.
JackOfPizzas
Fuck the royals and anyone stupid enough to think they are special
Beholdmybarrenfieldoffuks
Yeah they’re definitely brothers
eykoi
I would gladly turn into a balding ginger if it meant a shot at the throne.
BeerBatteredandBold
*off with his head intensifies*
Skig14
Harry should probably not make too much of his complete lack of family resemblance, might be there is a reason for it.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Hottest of the ginger race.
grassomer
It be cool if they were actually in power, like ye old days. They would be good leaders for Great Britain. Then one would have a Joffrey
RobJenkins
*cough* hemophilia & webbed feet *cough*
GyroPunk
They're not Hapsburgs.
arranrp
there is nothing wrong with webbed feet, they can be very sensual
LupusIgnis
I am balding AND ginger. Win/win!
LeeWok
Louie, stop asking to fap in front of women
Elaboratefool
I think Prince Harry is the reason I developed a soft spot for gingers. Just sploosh
JupitersWitch
He's pretty much the only famous male ginger that I think it hot. Ed Sheridan looks like a ginger troll and Eddie Redmayne is creepy.
Oh no no Ed Sheeran. No clue who Eddie is. I just goggle at hot gingers irl
He's Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts. That movie has sort changed my opinion of him bit just for that role. Newt is so sweet.
I definitely did enjoy watching him in the movie! He is indeed sweet.
hokeyreligions
I wonder where the ginger hair comes from, genetically speaking.
William Wallace's side of the family
OrionCenturion
DNA
IvorJBiggun
Scotland
Idk, it's not like the recessive DNA for red hair has been present in their lineage for hundreds of years or anything, oh wait.
wellineverdidhowaboutyou
Search for Captain James Hewitt....
That's what I was getting at, seems very likely. Not that the royals will ever do a DNA test and release the results
bluntyeyedfool
"seems very likely" is one way to put it I suppose.
Love how (half) brothers joke with each other
KingJew
Great banter
codemonkeytony
Savage. Well played sir...
riChchestMat
Yet in that last frame, you can clearly see Prince Philip's influence in his face. So he's the grandfather at least... ... or father
agent90nine
Whoa......What!!?? Was that even a rumour? I always thought it was the bodyguard.
Treblaine
WowItsNotTaken
Have you seen the photo of a young Prince Philip?
cool
PeteVenkmann
Holy shit, that's uncanny!
WoofKeeper
Bloody Hell. So THAT's where he gets his looks from.
RayloKen
The hell..?
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
It's long been speculated that Diana had an affair and that Harry is not a real Royal.
I don't buy it though
MrWobblyHead
There's a long standing that James Hewitt is Harry's real dad. It's been debunked though.
*long standing theory (I wish you could edit your posts, even if it's just the once)
AgamemnonsMemes
Well harry looks VERY much like his uncle
phoenixsphinx
If you look at the queen's fave uncle who died in Ireland you see where harry has it from.
SparelyFunctional
Really?
Dang mixed it up not her uncle Edward. I mean Lou's Mountbatten . Google him young
RootEnoch
He began his affair with Diana after Harry was born.
Ravenuser
That's a pretty solid argument.
baronramsey
Don't you dare slander Princess Diana's name, she's held in higher regard than that old hag the Queen.
SarcasticComment
She's not bothered by the slight, she is dead after all
GlowstickJedi
Not sure if joking...
avorius
Only the daily mail thinks that
ZimGenzko
Not true but k
XanderWrites
There's a nobleman who is pretty undeniably Harry's real father. Can't remember the name but when you see a picture it's an 'oh shit. moment
niauropsaka
Harry looks very like the Queen's grandson in that photo, though.
leroy666
not a nobleman. Butler, and not Rhett.
saxon2060
What? Are you saying Hewitt was a butler? He wasn't, he was an officer in the Household cavalry
James Hewitt http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03149/harry-hewitt-charl_3149599b.jpg
BreadyStinellis
I don't see it. He looks like Diana to me.
StatmanIbrahimovic
Except look at his Wallace and Grommit eyes..
I had a sensible chuckle at that
NameNotVerified
I stared at this too long trying to understand that *they* were his parents and not the queen. Better story to believe though...
Queen is granny or atleast thats what they say
My question is why do British men always look casually disappointed?
PenicilliumCamemberti
Have you seen British women?
because we generally are
turkletoon
Prince Harry is getting stunningly handsome as he gets older.
For serious. Yum
Pklfkr
Doubtful. Bro has lost most of his hair now too.
JonesyTheCat
They look like their respective fathers.
Tigersterne
LinkaAdoptsACouger
Downvote me all you want, plebians. Here's a pic:
revcleo
I don't get it, he looks like a farmer? Makes sense because his dad is
AUsernameNotTaken
If he shaves his head he could probably make it work.
onemariposita
He doesn't have a lot of hair in these pictures. Karma is a bitch.
Pic on the right makes it look like he has the family nose. His nose is so regular and ski sloped it usually just accentuates his cuteness.
KaratekaKid
And here we see why we Brits (on the whole, barring those weird Republicans) love our royal family
ForMyOwnAmusement
you're easily pleased.
HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
You don't have to British to like your Royal Family. I like them also and same goes for mine Royal Family, its nice to live in a Kingdom.
LasciviousHedgehog
*tolerate. Charles on the other hand.
rhcpmuse911
Fuck the royal family. Tax cheating, incestuous cunts
huwberry
*cough* paradise papers *cough*
perey
The Queen's private estate? The bit I read on it seemed a bit bemused by the use of tax havens, since she only pays tax voluntarily anyway.
Benolot
It wasn't even tax havens for the queens private estate. They just took up investment in foreign rather than british companies.
Ribrianne
Royal family is like a human zoo. You pay taxes to feed them and keep em healthy. And they breed like damn rabbits. /1
Kate M is forced to produce babies like a conveyor belt. /2
I just got the horrendous image of Kate giving birth onto a conveyor belt and I need to go find some bleach
avervetmonkey
And they're actually profitable for a country to have, at least if they're "just" of the super-diplomat variety and don't have gov powers.
Mixedrace
How are they profitable?
This'll explain - https://youtu.be/bhyYgnhhKFw
When Obama was the face of the us. People wanted to do business with us. Now with trump as the face of us. People are turning against the us
The royal family is the face of our country, for our king it's just 4 years but his mother was 33 years the face off The Netherlands.
MrE158
They own a huge amount of central London, and a lot of the rent paid to them goes to the government coffers. Also, huge tourist attraction.
They are profitable for the country, tourist revenues and so on. That said, the numbers are disputed.
ff36
I don’t mind the individuals, but the whole system is archaic and not suitable for a 21st century democracy
Humans have a need for a figurehead. As a (not anglo-obsessed) american I think the family carries it off with aplomb.
seentoomuchdeath
Read "A Man Called Intrepid" and you'll see the Royals in a new light. Democracy in Britain was saved by Royalty in WW2.
alisongrace5656
It's anachronistic
Actually... no. It allows a Head of State that is above party politics. Not to mention the Economic benefits of the Royal family.
Highlander8795
Which is exactly why they have no real powers
IAintGivingMyNameToAMachine
We don't know that, they have a lot of influence. Just look at all the letters Prince Charles was secretly sending Tony Blair's government.
So do big corporations, banks and media moguls.
Influence like anyone in the public eye, most celebs have more power than them. They have no more direct political control than you or I.
ItsFRONKENsteen
The heirless one mocks the hairless one...
kojenk
Heirless for now! DUN dun dunnnnnn
SuchaPunchableFace
Yeah I'm here, so what? I'm always a little late to these things.
Fartgoblinzz
Hmm...yes...quite
doctorbees
Heirless for how long though? Harry and Megan Markle are supposedly pretty serious.
imawreck
MonsterGood
That's it everyone! We're done for today. Time to go home.
ihavenothingamusingtosayatthemoment
Billy2sweet
Is that black Red Foreman?
Correos
You goddamn genius! You win Imgur today
oldboldpilot
The hairy spare mocks the hairless heir
M4XMU3
Quite witty Sir! I applaud you!
duckshooter
ButtsandBewbs
Heirless is worse. He pretends to have an H but really doesn't
imightbeabearindisguise
Read that with a cockney accent it's even funnier
tfg4k
Hairless, you say?
fingobaggins
Treybetrey
GuiltRiddenTrespasser
***sips tea***
RetardedLobster
And the hairless one got more money for hair implants than the heirless
Mockingbirb
Hareless? That can't be! Omw
SergiousMaximus
Nice.
AgitatedGazebo
Queen Elizabeth II is gonna outlive both her son and grandsons.
EvilDeadTed
Queen Elizabeth: who resides upon the golden throne, for whom a thousand Chavs are sacrificed every day, so that she may never truly die.
WhiterunWarriorProject
Perfection
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Her majesty, in all her glory!
LordSkarn
nahemah
Moisturize me!
Aesandre1989
Start sacrificing more Chavs, we have an abundance of the twats here in Essex.
SpecialLittleMan
Well her husband also still lives and is 5 years older than Queen.
insectman
Too bad we're not gonna see that.
allegedlynerdy
She'll outlive us!
ElbowdeepinElmo
William is 35 right now. If he meets an early demise at around age 60, she'd make it to at least age 116. Not entirely impossible.
..although I'll doubt it.
thesnood
Fecking reptile.
AwkwardKeming
I think she's just hellbent on outliving Charles.
TheSwedishMoose
Outlives him by one minute out of spite.
WarriorFox
I'm American and several generations removed from his family. Served in the US army. Did a joint training exercise where we got lucky to...
mdzmdz
Work with his unit. Sat down at the same table as him to eat and started talking. At the time didn't know it was him. Somehow started talkin
About family and he never mentioned any known family members. I brought up my great great great grandfather about how he came to the states
He says oh he's my gr8 gr8 gr8 too. I'm like holy shit. Called home and had mom send me a faxed copy of our family tree. So did he...
Blew my mind when I found out who he was. When our units split up he caught up with me the next day and said he'd like to stay in touch
With his American cousin. Never did hear from him again but still. Was super cool dude to hang out with and just funny
ProfessorDumbass
Ginger that has spent his life with models throwing themselves at him
KingOfTheAnarchists
Its good to be the prince.
Melanorosaurus
I mean, can you blame them?
theycallmeMrGlass
And marrying Megan Markle
gooblesgabers
times running out for that one, big bro still came out ahead.
UWantSumFuk
I'm pretty sure the Queen has said she wouldn't object or something along those lines
ibrokemyselflmao
Isn't she pregnant already? Nan won't be happy bout that
PunkySpunky
They aren’t married yet
dietderpsy
You could look like the back of a bus but if you are unique like a Prince you will get women throwing themselves at you.
https://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-billionaire-trophy-wives/trent-walker or billionaire
Zobaken
Lego models?
Dravit
Probably helps being, y'know...a prince.
indianajonesey
As a ginger, nah, it's just being a ginger
degenerator
He's got a huge carrot in his trousers.
ashmenon
A girl loves a little spice in her life.
Being a prince certainly doesn't hurt, but Harry is hot. If he weren't a prince he'd still be hot.
bitchinmona
Plus these guys both seem a lot more normal than they have any right to be. Harry seems like a smartass and that’s hot af.
Totally. And from everything you hear he seems like a nice guy.
OpieLopie
Stuffing his grans face down strippers g strings. What a life.
MRgetsdownvotedalot
How dare you trash talk about my grandson
Digitalblade
Oh gawd why have I never thought that before
LeiserGeist
roorooter
The cash. Granny is on the money given to the strippers. Joke gone straight to the catcher.
DickDastardly404
There’s probably other motivations thrown in there tbh
SanPedroLover
Must be tough
catapulter
must be hard.
bengalboi
I’m sure he was...
rocklemycockle
All the time.
Honestly, I would not know
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Thanks, Dumbass
Nood1e
That's Professor Dumbass, please.
ThatGuyIsNotMe
Your first name is Please?
GODDAMMIT MR NOODLE!
krapmyself
Well, he needs something to fill the void where his soul is supposed to be.
MetalSkeletal
Actually that's a popular misconception. As gingers aren't born with a soul the space where a soul should be is filled with their pure rege.
Raizioo
rege
*rouge
Rogue*
salokindoc
Nothing wrong with good ginger. I’ve done well for myself.
Selling souls to them?
indigogogogo
Ditto, but I think it might be easier for girls?
Not in Ireland. I think it’s looks as in a handsome red head is still handsome. Ps I’m not a girl.
I am. And when I was learning about genetics in 6th grade, I low-key freaked because I was afraid I’d have a kid with a redhead and it …
…wouldn’t have red hair and my husband would think I was cheating.
I am, and I'm in the U.S. I never really had a tuff time, except the old, is it natural? But I know some guys get harassed for being ginger.
yedi001
They do make good pets.
You're talking about cats, right? Right?!
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Met that ginger bastard a few years ago in turkey. Very tall. Bet he still remembers me
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Well if your name is anything like your username.....I believe it
DevilsArsehole
Did you finger him?
CC2332
Username approved for fingering
ToGServer
@kylecorn
sirelmo1
That made me laugh out loud. People on bus now staring. So thanks ????
McPenguin
I was snickering which developed onto a laugh. My dog looked back at me with a similar expression.
XeononSolomon
What did you do to make him remember you?
lemonfluff
Sang his username at him whilst beating his chest in a hula skirt
theyar
A little of the ol' "trumpypumpyinhisrumpy" if you know what I mean.
FakePlasticTreehugger
Blamblam101
They beat up a hobo together. You never forget that stuff.
techfreak243
Shock bum fight style?
Jabbaaaaaaa
v
ElaineTheNPC
Hello darkness my old friend...
ReverseTrapTsukasa
beaubrent
Harry def the sexy one of the two.
TCGView
If America had royalty, I'd want it to be like these guys.
NovaleeMarie
I never get the ginger jokes. Between the two, future king or not, the ginger is the sexier one.
djangojazz
Sibling rivalry done with class yet still sibling rivalry.
succinctgearreviews24
Didn't know Ed Sheeran had a brother.
GunsGermsSteel
Not doing to bad for a ginger /a/VXrGv
irkjellis
Harry looks more like Diana’s brother at the same age.
pandro
ITT someone posted this pic of young prince philip
BoyofBeef
It missed the part where Harry went; "Errrrrrrrrrrrr" and pointed at one of the ginger reporters.
TheGooseMoose
FlorbFnarb
I hope they actually said this.
TheTinyViking
He'll be at a ball I'm attending next week. I'm gonna stalk the heck outta him.
JackOfPizzas
Fuck the royals and anyone stupid enough to think they are special
Beholdmybarrenfieldoffuks
Yeah they’re definitely brothers
eykoi
I would gladly turn into a balding ginger if it meant a shot at the throne.
BeerBatteredandBold
*off with his head intensifies*
Skig14
Harry should probably not make too much of his complete lack of family resemblance, might be there is a reason for it.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Hottest of the ginger race.
grassomer
It be cool if they were actually in power, like ye old days. They would be good leaders for Great Britain. Then one would have a Joffrey
RobJenkins
*cough* hemophilia & webbed feet *cough*
GyroPunk
They're not Hapsburgs.
arranrp
there is nothing wrong with webbed feet, they can be very sensual
RobJenkins
LupusIgnis
I am balding AND ginger. Win/win!
LeeWok
Louie, stop asking to fap in front of women
Elaboratefool
I think Prince Harry is the reason I developed a soft spot for gingers. Just sploosh
JupitersWitch
He's pretty much the only famous male ginger that I think it hot. Ed Sheridan looks like a ginger troll and Eddie Redmayne is creepy.
Elaboratefool
Oh no no Ed Sheeran. No clue who Eddie is. I just goggle at hot gingers irl
JupitersWitch
He's Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts. That movie has sort changed my opinion of him bit just for that role. Newt is so sweet.
Elaboratefool
I definitely did enjoy watching him in the movie! He is indeed sweet.
hokeyreligions
I wonder where the ginger hair comes from, genetically speaking.
LeeWok
William Wallace's side of the family
OrionCenturion
DNA
IvorJBiggun
Scotland
GyroPunk
Idk, it's not like the recessive DNA for red hair has been present in their lineage for hundreds of years or anything, oh wait.
wellineverdidhowaboutyou
Search for Captain James Hewitt....
hokeyreligions
That's what I was getting at, seems very likely. Not that the royals will ever do a DNA test and release the results
bluntyeyedfool
"seems very likely" is one way to put it I suppose.
arranrp
Love how (half) brothers joke with each other
KingJew
Great banter
codemonkeytony
Savage. Well played sir...
riChchestMat
Yet in that last frame, you can clearly see Prince Philip's influence in his face. So he's the grandfather at least... ... or father
agent90nine
Whoa......What!!?? Was that even a rumour? I always thought it was the bodyguard.
Treblaine
WowItsNotTaken
Have you seen the photo of a young Prince Philip?
pandro
cool
PeteVenkmann
Holy shit, that's uncanny!
WoofKeeper
Bloody Hell. So THAT's where he gets his looks from.
RayloKen
The hell..?
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
It's long been speculated that Diana had an affair and that Harry is not a real Royal.
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
I don't buy it though
MrWobblyHead
There's a long standing that James Hewitt is Harry's real dad. It's been debunked though.
MrWobblyHead
*long standing theory (I wish you could edit your posts, even if it's just the once)
AgamemnonsMemes
Well harry looks VERY much like his uncle
phoenixsphinx
If you look at the queen's fave uncle who died in Ireland you see where harry has it from.
SparelyFunctional
Really?
phoenixsphinx
Dang mixed it up not her uncle Edward. I mean Lou's Mountbatten . Google him young
RootEnoch
He began his affair with Diana after Harry was born.
Ravenuser
That's a pretty solid argument.
baronramsey
Don't you dare slander Princess Diana's name, she's held in higher regard than that old hag the Queen.
SarcasticComment
She's not bothered by the slight, she is dead after all
GlowstickJedi
Not sure if joking...
avorius
Only the daily mail thinks that
ZimGenzko
OrionCenturion
Not true but k
XanderWrites
There's a nobleman who is pretty undeniably Harry's real father. Can't remember the name but when you see a picture it's an 'oh shit. moment
niauropsaka
Harry looks very like the Queen's grandson in that photo, though.
leroy666
not a nobleman. Butler, and not Rhett.
saxon2060
What? Are you saying Hewitt was a butler? He wasn't, he was an officer in the Household cavalry
arranrp
James Hewitt http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03149/harry-hewitt-charl_3149599b.jpg
BreadyStinellis
I don't see it. He looks like Diana to me.
StatmanIbrahimovic
Except look at his Wallace and Grommit eyes..
arranrp
I had a sensible chuckle at that
NameNotVerified
I stared at this too long trying to understand that *they* were his parents and not the queen. Better story to believe though...
arranrp
Queen is granny or atleast thats what they say
SparelyFunctional
My question is why do British men always look casually disappointed?
PenicilliumCamemberti
Have you seen British women?
arranrp
because we generally are
turkletoon
Prince Harry is getting stunningly handsome as he gets older.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
For serious. Yum
Pklfkr
Doubtful. Bro has lost most of his hair now too.
JonesyTheCat
They look like their respective fathers.
Tigersterne
LinkaAdoptsACouger
Pklfkr
Downvote me all you want, plebians. Here's a pic:
revcleo
I don't get it, he looks like a farmer? Makes sense because his dad is
AUsernameNotTaken
If he shaves his head he could probably make it work.
onemariposita
He doesn't have a lot of hair in these pictures. Karma is a bitch.
pandro
Pic on the right makes it look like he has the family nose. His nose is so regular and ski sloped it usually just accentuates his cuteness.
KaratekaKid
And here we see why we Brits (on the whole, barring those weird Republicans) love our royal family
ForMyOwnAmusement
you're easily pleased.
HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
You don't have to British to like your Royal Family. I like them also and same goes for mine Royal Family, its nice to live in a Kingdom.
LasciviousHedgehog
*tolerate. Charles on the other hand.
rhcpmuse911
Fuck the royal family. Tax cheating, incestuous cunts
huwberry
*cough* paradise papers *cough*
perey
The Queen's private estate? The bit I read on it seemed a bit bemused by the use of tax havens, since she only pays tax voluntarily anyway.
Benolot
It wasn't even tax havens for the queens private estate. They just took up investment in foreign rather than british companies.
Ribrianne
Royal family is like a human zoo. You pay taxes to feed them and keep em healthy. And they breed like damn rabbits. /1
Ribrianne
Kate M is forced to produce babies like a conveyor belt. /2
KaratekaKid
I just got the horrendous image of Kate giving birth onto a conveyor belt and I need to go find some bleach
avervetmonkey
And they're actually profitable for a country to have, at least if they're "just" of the super-diplomat variety and don't have gov powers.
Mixedrace
How are they profitable?
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
This'll explain - https://youtu.be/bhyYgnhhKFw
HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
When Obama was the face of the us. People wanted to do business with us. Now with trump as the face of us. People are turning against the us
HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
The royal family is the face of our country, for our king it's just 4 years but his mother was 33 years the face off The Netherlands.
MrE158
They own a huge amount of central London, and a lot of the rent paid to them goes to the government coffers. Also, huge tourist attraction.
avervetmonkey
They are profitable for the country, tourist revenues and so on. That said, the numbers are disputed.
ff36
I don’t mind the individuals, but the whole system is archaic and not suitable for a 21st century democracy
pandro
Humans have a need for a figurehead. As a (not anglo-obsessed) american I think the family carries it off with aplomb.
seentoomuchdeath
Read "A Man Called Intrepid" and you'll see the Royals in a new light. Democracy in Britain was saved by Royalty in WW2.
alisongrace5656
It's anachronistic
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
Actually... no. It allows a Head of State that is above party politics. Not to mention the Economic benefits of the Royal family.
Highlander8795
Which is exactly why they have no real powers
IAintGivingMyNameToAMachine
We don't know that, they have a lot of influence. Just look at all the letters Prince Charles was secretly sending Tony Blair's government.
Benolot
So do big corporations, banks and media moguls.
Highlander8795
Influence like anyone in the public eye, most celebs have more power than them. They have no more direct political control than you or I.
ItsFRONKENsteen
The heirless one mocks the hairless one...
kojenk
Heirless for now! DUN dun dunnnnnn
SuchaPunchableFace
Yeah I'm here, so what? I'm always a little late to these things.
Fartgoblinzz
Hmm...yes...quite
doctorbees
Heirless for how long though? Harry and Megan Markle are supposedly pretty serious.
imawreck
MonsterGood
That's it everyone! We're done for today. Time to go home.
ihavenothingamusingtosayatthemoment
Billy2sweet
Is that black Red Foreman?
Correos
You goddamn genius! You win Imgur today
oldboldpilot
The hairy spare mocks the hairless heir
M4XMU3
Quite witty Sir! I applaud you!
duckshooter
ButtsandBewbs
Heirless is worse. He pretends to have an H but really doesn't
imightbeabearindisguise
Read that with a cockney accent it's even funnier
tfg4k
Hairless, you say?
fingobaggins
Treybetrey
GuiltRiddenTrespasser
***sips tea***
RetardedLobster
And the hairless one got more money for hair implants than the heirless
Mockingbirb
Hareless? That can't be! Omw
SergiousMaximus
Nice.
AgitatedGazebo
Queen Elizabeth II is gonna outlive both her son and grandsons.
EvilDeadTed
Queen Elizabeth: who resides upon the golden throne, for whom a thousand Chavs are sacrificed every day, so that she may never truly die.
WhiterunWarriorProject
Perfection
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
EvilDeadTed
Her majesty, in all her glory!
LordSkarn
nahemah
Moisturize me!
Aesandre1989
Start sacrificing more Chavs, we have an abundance of the twats here in Essex.
SpecialLittleMan
Well her husband also still lives and is 5 years older than Queen.
insectman
Too bad we're not gonna see that.
allegedlynerdy
She'll outlive us!
ElbowdeepinElmo
William is 35 right now. If he meets an early demise at around age 60, she'd make it to at least age 116. Not entirely impossible.
ElbowdeepinElmo
..although I'll doubt it.
thesnood
Fecking reptile.
AwkwardKeming
I think she's just hellbent on outliving Charles.
TheSwedishMoose
Outlives him by one minute out of spite.
WarriorFox
I'm American and several generations removed from his family. Served in the US army. Did a joint training exercise where we got lucky to...
mdzmdz
WarriorFox
Work with his unit. Sat down at the same table as him to eat and started talking. At the time didn't know it was him. Somehow started talkin
WarriorFox
About family and he never mentioned any known family members. I brought up my great great great grandfather about how he came to the states
WarriorFox
He says oh he's my gr8 gr8 gr8 too. I'm like holy shit. Called home and had mom send me a faxed copy of our family tree. So did he...
WarriorFox
Blew my mind when I found out who he was. When our units split up he caught up with me the next day and said he'd like to stay in touch
WarriorFox
With his American cousin. Never did hear from him again but still. Was super cool dude to hang out with and just funny
ProfessorDumbass
Ginger that has spent his life with models throwing themselves at him
KingOfTheAnarchists
Its good to be the prince.
Melanorosaurus
I mean, can you blame them?
theycallmeMrGlass
And marrying Megan Markle
gooblesgabers
times running out for that one, big bro still came out ahead.
UWantSumFuk
I'm pretty sure the Queen has said she wouldn't object or something along those lines
ibrokemyselflmao
Isn't she pregnant already? Nan won't be happy bout that
PunkySpunky
They aren’t married yet
dietderpsy
You could look like the back of a bus but if you are unique like a Prince you will get women throwing themselves at you.
ProfessorDumbass
https://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-billionaire-trophy-wives/trent-walker or billionaire
Zobaken
Lego models?
Dravit
Probably helps being, y'know...a prince.
indianajonesey
As a ginger, nah, it's just being a ginger
degenerator
He's got a huge carrot in his trousers.
ashmenon
A girl loves a little spice in her life.
BreadyStinellis
Being a prince certainly doesn't hurt, but Harry is hot. If he weren't a prince he'd still be hot.
bitchinmona
Plus these guys both seem a lot more normal than they have any right to be. Harry seems like a smartass and that’s hot af.
BreadyStinellis
Totally. And from everything you hear he seems like a nice guy.
OpieLopie
Stuffing his grans face down strippers g strings. What a life.
MRgetsdownvotedalot
How dare you trash talk about my grandson
Digitalblade
Oh gawd why have I never thought that before
LeiserGeist
roorooter
The cash. Granny is on the money given to the strippers. Joke gone straight to the catcher.
DickDastardly404
There’s probably other motivations thrown in there tbh
SanPedroLover
Must be tough
catapulter
must be hard.
bengalboi
I’m sure he was...
rocklemycockle
All the time.
ProfessorDumbass
Honestly, I would not know
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Thanks, Dumbass
Nood1e
That's Professor Dumbass, please.
ThatGuyIsNotMe
Your first name is Please?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
GODDAMMIT MR NOODLE!
krapmyself
Well, he needs something to fill the void where his soul is supposed to be.
MetalSkeletal
Actually that's a popular misconception. As gingers aren't born with a soul the space where a soul should be is filled with their pure rege.
Raizioo
rege
MetalSkeletal
*rouge
Raizioo
Rogue*
salokindoc
Nothing wrong with good ginger. I’ve done well for myself.
ProfessorDumbass
Selling souls to them?
indigogogogo
Ditto, but I think it might be easier for girls?
salokindoc
Not in Ireland. I think it’s looks as in a handsome red head is still handsome. Ps I’m not a girl.
bitchinmona
I am. And when I was learning about genetics in 6th grade, I low-key freaked because I was afraid I’d have a kid with a redhead and it …
bitchinmona
…wouldn’t have red hair and my husband would think I was cheating.
indigogogogo
I am, and I'm in the U.S. I never really had a tuff time, except the old, is it natural? But I know some guys get harassed for being ginger.
yedi001
They do make good pets.
Mockingbirb
You're talking about cats, right? Right?!
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Met that ginger bastard a few years ago in turkey. Very tall. Bet he still remembers me
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Well if your name is anything like your username.....I believe it
DevilsArsehole
Did you finger him?
CC2332
Username approved for fingering
ToGServer
@kylecorn
sirelmo1
That made me laugh out loud. People on bus now staring. So thanks ????
McPenguin
I was snickering which developed onto a laugh. My dog looked back at me with a similar expression.
XeononSolomon
What did you do to make him remember you?
lemonfluff
Sang his username at him whilst beating his chest in a hula skirt
theyar
A little of the ol' "trumpypumpyinhisrumpy" if you know what I mean.
FakePlasticTreehugger
Blamblam101
They beat up a hobo together. You never forget that stuff.
techfreak243
Shock bum fight style?
Jabbaaaaaaa
ElaineTheNPC
Hello darkness my old friend...