padjo
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Cockblock
Oct 18, 2016 7:27 PM
padjo
48885
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Cockblock
hipsnscaps
I am in the same boat.
Melz001
We have twins... double cock block.
Carefuler
What is it that's scribbled out there?
Whyt128
my 4 month old twins are masters in the ancient art of c-blocking.
mac1222
But this is exactly what led to cockblock
simuchobueno
Yes. Yes. Yes....oh sorry. That's just me telling my kid they can have anything they want if they just go away, so they list it one by one
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DrWillCunow
13 years and nothing's changed...
SevenOfWine
Ugh thanks for giving me hope lol
ICanHasJava
This is why you don't have kids. I'm all about that dink life.
criticalPhil
Do what?
SevenOfWine
As a parent of a toddler, it's so true and it hurts so much!
FtlFrm
As a Father of 2, I can verify this is true.
snozeberriestastelikesnozeberries
As a Father of 3, I can verify this is me.
Vhiyur
As a father of none and a virgin i can verify this is not me.
prestodigitation
MickeyPupper
3 year old daughter... can confirm
OneTheory
Exactly why kids are horrible. They ruin fun.
Sindritec
You I like. There are cures for parasites, but nooo! We're gonna let them grow, clothe them and let them shit everywhere.
WorstShotEver
Father of 3 here. Confirming. They take fucking 24/7 shifts.....
lolalupe
They're trying to keep you from making more.
nobleredone
Father of 1. Can confirm also; have never had the opportunity to try become father of 2
iamamentat
I have 3 and can confirm.
OldSaintDickolas
Try having a quickie in the bedroom door and all you hear is "BANG BANG BANG" but it's the kids knocking on the door and not your headboard.
TheFirstPower
HER: Yes, now aren't you ready for another one?
myjimmiesberustled
It's crazy. In another room and as soon as there is physical contact. It's like they have a cockblocking sensor that goes off.
kcufuck
They can smell it. Their hyper sense of smell with their new nose can detect the smell of dick inserted into pussy. Reminds them of home.
FloodingWaters
It's been studied. They do. Evolution encourages us to prevent siblings by any means necessary. Google it
dukenukemforpresident
2 kids, can confirm that fucking sensor has. 99.9999% successful reporting rate
evangs
even infants. get them all settled down, falling asleep in the crib. wait 10 minutes to make sure it's real. tip touches pussy. baby screams
lolalupe
Its like a defense mechanism. they're trying to eliminate potential competition. Less mouths to feed = higher chances of survival.
myjimmiesberustled
Wow, this actually makes absurd amounts of sense.
IdkWhatToMakeMyUN
There is a study around that says babies fuss during sex to prevent another child being conceived. Lol
Littleman88
The fetus is basically a parasyte sucking mama dry of her blood and nutrients. I'm not kidding, it's part of why the period is a thing.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
It's been scientifically proven children actually do this unconsciously to ensure their own survival. If there is less mouths to feed 1/2)
PropainAndPropainAccesories
And people to take care of their survival rate increases and it allows them to bond with their parents more. Source: My bullshit. (2/2)
simuchobueno
Holy shit. I'm not crazy!
Candyclysm
No, you're still crazy. You just got lucky on this one.
myjimmiesberustled
No... They know, dude.
forestfinagle
They won't take kindly to more competition for resources
AnonresponsivE
This is what I came to say
apolloin
There's some indication that this may be the genetic reason behind such behaviour.
uberpwnagecartman
Mine were outside at the neighbors, had been for an hour, 5 thrusts in and they start knocking
Werkin
3-5 am, you think they'd be passed out, but newp, they start crying murder or just waltz right on into our bedroom. Insane.
myjimmiesberustled
WE WANT JUICE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? CAN I COME IN. "And... flaccid."
fuckpuffins
"We want juice" - 100% accurate
uberpwnagecartman
We're you there? That's spooky
soepie7
"We are you there?", you meant "Were you there?"
myjimmiesberustled
We've all been there pal... Were* =P
vRizzo
Got'em