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Slightly tangential - the birth of philosophy
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johnnycashewnut
TIL someone fucked a mcchicken
Pennjamin87
Why are people having sex with mcchickens??
BinaryShutter
This dump is as fresh as a nice warm Mc Chicken fresh from the kitchen.
C137MrMeesee
Doireallyneedanickname
What is the story behind mc chicken ?
InterstellarEncore
Some guy posted a video of himself on Twitter fucking a Mc Chicken
ladymayo
Who the fuck ninja flips through lasers with their hair out?
squaq
I dont get # 26
qwerm
The type of sandwich shown is known as a club sandwich, or club for short.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Can someone gimme some context on
ashmenon
The Note7 had several cases of exploding while charging. Samsung is issuing a recall and replacement.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Thank you
ShadowRaptor115
I can never see the mchicken the same way now that was my favorite thing on the menu
Sztywniak
#11 It's the opposite though
pikakid24
Neat
reclusivepope4
#2 MY LEGO!
uzerok
One of my biggest fears as a child when my mom cleaned the living room.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I agree That face looks more like when the vacuum sucks your little hard thing. Who decided there was a word with 2 U's likethat by the way?
IllegalDuckling
The person who just knew that someone would end up making the pun "Vacucum".
alexburgers
This, exactly this. Not making a happy face.
Brucecori2
#21 scares me so much lol. But my ex always said he couldn't tell the diff between makeup/no makeup (I would quiz him to prove it).So he 1/2
Brucecori2
must always think I'm really hideous or really beautiful, I can't tell. He'd point out a girl with enough make up to be a geisha but with2/?
Brucecori2
a "natural look" and think she wasn't wearing makeup. He really could not tell at all. With me he began to catch on bc of my faded freckles.
Brucecori2
Oops it was actually #22... Dammit imgur I wish we could edit comments :(
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
How is McChicken more of a PR nightmare than their entire operation?
PeggyCarterHat
What is the name of #45 meme again?
qwerm
Sexually oblivious female, I think.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
BoringPrivateQRCode
R/photoshopbattles
CrazyCatLad
Let me tell you something and I know what people will say. Losers, all of them. I assume some of them are good people but what do I know.
jeroddfromsubway
You should put #38 first so I know what the hell is going on with the mcchickens
jeroddfromsubway
Sorry 39
MonkeyJeansCarey
I think the idea was so you'd see the chicken things, be confused, then see the explanation and thus feel good for finding out the mystery
K9delta
I understand but can you explain it to my friend?
Williamallen14
Someone fucked a McChicken. You're friend is welcome.
SodaRayne
"You are friend is welcome." Okay.
Williamallen14
Yas, you are friend. Is welcome.
K9delta
lidlbro
Someone was dickin the mcchicken
AceVanquish
*Nods knowingly* Ahh yes, the ol' fire extinguisher trick. Now I know exactly what happened to that chicken sandwich. Thanks.
trideface
I spent so long trying to piece together the correlation between that pic and McChickens
spaghettifacebang
I still don't know what's happening
AceVanquish
It's usually taught right after you master the 3 shells.
fusk
#1 is dorodango.
HerWords
#6. Brilliant
zamirovski
Isn't that what cyclists do? Because hair creates windows resistance?
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
HerWords
No no no. We already have a long re:re:re:re going. Not another one. Haha ;]
buce123
Mcchicken is Hot and Spicy in Texas. Friend from Chicago was impressed.
Deriggs007
Must be because Texas is Texico. Everything is hotter down here
hakunamatatas
Wait, what? They aren't hot and spicys everywhere? Is it actually a different sandwich?
FrankTheCube
#11 more like Snape chat
IllegalDuckling
Mr. Potter
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Does the note 7 have a habit of catching on fire or something?
ashmenon
They're issuing a global recall and replacement after several units exploded.
CyrilConnolly
Samsung is thinking about renaming the phone to Samsung Galaxy Detonote 7
FlatPlutoSociety
Voluntary recall due to 35 (I think) cases of batteries seriously overheating/catching fire while charging.
Sifernos
I don't like that my note 7 might explode but I do like my note 7... Maybe I shouldn't charge it overnight next to my head...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Maybe use a lower powered wall adapter or a USB port on a desktop or something?
ehhidunno
I like mine too. Not going to return it.Going to take my chances and wait for the new one and in the mean time not charge it by my head.
Sifernos
One just lit a hotel room on fire this morning. I returned it a few hours ago.
CheetahFart
35 out of 2 millions caught fire while charging. Good guy Samsung invest 1 billion in a global recall.
thebaconmustache
$1 billion in recall is nothing compared to 35 $1 billion lawsuits
MrkHghs
Probably worth it. Would be similar to the scene in Fight Club where Edward Norton is talking about car recalls
CanIbeme
Everything is similar to the scene in fight club where Edward Norton is talking about recalls.
jbird84
Recall... i guess they have a habit of legit exploding... only when charging tho. Fix: charge on wifes side of the bed
Anatoos
#47 This is kinda ironic considering this painting represents the death of Socrates.
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Cuntmuncher3000
does anyone know what video it's from
ERM92
i dont know its pretty spot on relevant
Anonymous0726
At least to that September 10 one.
SanKa13
Username on point
PascalCasedUserName
Is THAT what it looks like from outside when we land?!
ItsJustRocketScience
Truly incredible game right there.
captpat2287
You. I like you.
oohashaka
What game is that?
LeeroyTheBird
9/11 - Lois Griffin
AnObscureJoke
City skylines
JustAFellaThatLikesDogs
Cities: Skylines, please play it
idontevenskate
City skylines gifs are pure gold.
bufferkiller
The McChicken and Harambre jokes are getting old, especially since none of them are very good.
Illuminutty
Those sound like the words of either a Mcchicken that just got fucked, or a gorilla that got shot for fucking that Mcchicken, which are you?
bufferkiller
Goddammit.
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Iruh
You know what else isn't getting old. Harambe
PaprikaSix
Case in point really. Harambe is the least original meme there is. It's literally, this gorilla is dead = funny
Zodi
It's not funny. Harambe became a meme because It's a social media nightmare for the zoo. It's about respecting Harambe.
PaprikaSix
Oh it's supposed to be unfunny? Good job then everybody, I'm sure this dead gorilla will feel 'respected' by everyone saying 'dicks out'
Zodi
"dicks out" is a slang term for "respect". Just because you don't understand the younger generation doesn't mean they're wrong.
sillybananas
I don't get the Harambe one!
PaprikaSix
Harambe is the most low effort meme there is, just mentioning Harambe is instant comedy gold for some reason
Rc58
I had to come back for this. Have you not visited Imgur, or the internet, in the past couple months? Cincinnati Zoo shooting their gorilla?
sillybananas
Of course I know the story, I just don't get the joke
PaprikaSix
At one point it was supposed to mock how upset people were getting for a gorilla they never met. He's the meme gorilla now though
PaprikaSix
It kinda stops being satire when it's so widespread, and most jokes are obnoxious and just not very good - they just mention Harambe
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
#7 ...well that's new, I've never wanted to hug a chair before
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FidgetArtist
Made me think of your mother, too.
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
I like this thread better now that the comment above yours is deleted to ruin the context :)
FidgetArtist
Kinda makes me feel bad, though.
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
Oh yeah. I didn't even think of that. I would say it's a pretty harmless/standard/obvious joke but then you never know. But it is imgur...
kreynolds296
dontcallmeplath
aaronwhitey14
Hilary's a liar.
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vonsandwich
Can you tell by the pixels?
Mgiggity
That's just what Trump would say.
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Hillary 'shopped it, then deleted the original
DirtyBirdsAreTheBestBirds
I really want to upvote this comment. but it has 420 already... So I'm not going to.
BoringPrivateQRCode
It's from r/photoshopbattles :( I wanted to believe!
ChokinandStrokin
The truth is out there
dontcallmeplath
But there's people out there who have no idea what that even means. so. It's gonna be believed. And may gain favor for him.. Yikes.
SteakForPresident
Trumps gaining ground with this photo
dontcallmeplath
No way, really? What makes you say that?
dontcallmeplath
Why did that even get downvoted?
WabanakiWarrior
Not a legit source, but I know a few people who love that Trump seems to support weed thanks to this
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Tell them he doesn't support weed, but wants to allow states to legalize it.
Itsyourboi
Hilarious either way
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AVeryHappyDoggo
Just like Hilary's emails
McGoog
Hillaryious*
Iassann
Berniarious*
GenerallyKenobi
Hitlarious?
McGoog
IMPOSTER
owen556
I need to know, I want to believe.
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
For some reason, I find this truly profound.
owen556
Maybe its because your a panda who smokes only the dankest bamboo?
owen556
Maybe its because your a panda who smokes only the dankest bamboo?
Kushthegreat
What the hell did i miss about the mc chicken
thefatlonelyjew
I'm favoriting this post because this is the truest comment I've ever read
panchita86
I missed it too...caught up now. Thanks, Imgur!
AFuckingBazooka
http://www.inflexwetrust.com/2016/08/30/video-man-jerks-off-with-a-mcchicken-sandwich/ NSFW if you had to be told...
Cereaza
Why the hell is there a McChicken under his bed!?
hardlyfatal
He uses it to masturbate, apparently.
Anthroposapien
It's just another fad for black twitter to overhype.
bobatronik
MCCHICKEN SALES ARE UP! BUT NO ONE IS EATING THEM! BAZINGA!
bendoslays
Nothing...
ItsJustRocketScience
In all my time on the internet this is one of the most impossible things I've seen, at least two girls one cup had a REASON for existing!
yorhuckleberry
No kidding dude, this post is the first I had heard of it.
HouseOfEvil
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mcchicken
PaulHolioTheGreat
I was gonna ask the same thing...
AsrielDreemurr19
Not a clue man. ????
MisterNesbitt
NSFW NSFL https://twitter.com/i/videos/769967037611446272?embed_source=facebook
whydidyoureadthis
I dont know what I expected
MisterNesbitt
I'm sorry.
lvsv
I ate one today :((( before I knew <\3
NickRivieraMD
It's actually right there in the post.
SomeMoistenedBint
#39
Stuebydoo
I had no idea either until 39
sazbo
I regret looking it up >.<
XRV6
All I found was people fucking chickens, like, live chickens, and also raw ones from the store...
ragez7
I feel like i can relate to this comment.
FranticCosmonaut
I don't see why everyone is freaking out. The internet has seen much worse than a penis and bread.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
That 4chan thread with the guy fucking a scull in the Paris catacombs.
Flyndaran
Sculls are oars. Why would a boat be in a catacomb? If you meant skull, then at least it has a history as an expression.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Maybe you haven't heard, but not everyone on imgur has english as their first language?
Flyndaran
Perhaps they should take greater care before forcing us to decipher their ramblings.
DaenerysPlis
FranticCosmonaut
He stole the skull and someone told him to put his dick in it. Old but gold.
MikeLindgren
Something you and I should not even bother looking up
charlierunkle
Some dude fucked a mcchicken
ultimaterocker
So.. is that beastiality or what?
Osomatic
As always, brevity is the soul of wit.
schwegc
When you type it out, it is even funnier than it sounds
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Which is fucking disgusting btw... Arby's sandwiches feel so much better.
dankknight
They got the meat
HD2composer
All this reminds me of this pastry:
JetSetGo
augustus91
Ruined
JpexPredator
That's... Wow.
TheRealestLurker
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
O...oh.... my...
Donnadidit
This looks like a guy just finished and then cut off her legs, hey I'm not making this up, it's right there, am I right?
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
Duraxis
I was confused as hell until I saw #39
katiebcomedy
Some guy dicked one.
LordShtaffWaan
something appetizing apparently
Cheekymonkey82
More like unappetizing
microshaft
Idiocracy the movie irl. I wonder if he had any brawndo to clean himself off with.
herpopottomas
Brought to you by Carl's Jr....Fuck you I'm eating. Carl's Jr.
microshaft
go away, batin
kasikail
http://www.snopes.com/2016/08/29/mcchicken-shock-viral-video/#
PaulHolioTheGreat
OblivionsBloodhound
Did you not read the "McDonald's faces PR nightmare when video of sex act with McChicken released on social media" picture?
cranberi
I was going to ask the same
IllegalDuckling
How is this any more of a PR nightmare than all the other acts of fast food sexuality you see on the internet on a daily basis?
cymbalxirie290
We needs links, dammit. I'm not putting that in my Google history.
ZaeMillion
Trust me, there are worse things in your google history, you'll be fine.
frenchhornhero
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mcchicken?full=1
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Gonna need more detail here.
Pwnagizer
8=> McChicken
HutchTheClutch
I was gonna ask the comment section wtf all the McChicken jokes were until I got to that one. It maybe should have been higher up
thejenster
Yup. Me too. Can't believe I missed that one.
ryoshi8
PopatoMc
Risky click of the day.
RandomStunt
Never gets old
Siorruidh
Best use of this reaction I've seen. +1
LGR845
If I could up vote twice I would
ThronesWoven
dudes hung, needed two mcchikens lol
itsBeefSUPREME
Glad i'm not the only one who thought that lmao
ryoshi8
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shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
Watched the video... Definitely a man having sex with a mcchicken. I think thats enough life for today.
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Berrycuda
Every day we move farther away from God.
GodHelpMeToBeGood
Amen
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
R'amen, brother. R'amen.
DarkDrakeDragonWolf
I was expecting a montage. Goddammit.
sybertear
....why?
TrayMuse
What is say???
DadddyWarlord
uhm i cant see the video????
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
So... did he remove the chicken patty? If not, what a damn shame to waste food that can feed a family of 10 in Africa
MaxieMooo
. So I can see what's going on when I'm not watching TV with my parents
asdfertjryjre
It's not even that bad, from the reactions I expected him to shove it up his ass, shit it out, cum on it and then eat it. not just fuck it.
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
I mean, no one else will admit it, but I think he had a nice cock... No pun intended
BrynRedbeard2
PhilosopherOnWeed
McDickin'
PrincesssButtercup
What. The. FUCK
R3MN3L
dracarysss
I anticipated it being worse was actually really funny
OwlPreserves
Let's be honest, we've all been on the internet long enough to all know we've seen worse.
SugarSmack
MaxieMooo
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PopatoMc
How the hell do you view the video, it can't be viewed, not that I want to see it but since everyone did I-I...well maybe it's for the best
MostlyJeffGoldblum
Wow, it's exactly what you'd think it is.
strumfooligan
Spanish Inquisition?
MostlyJeffGoldblum
American Insertion.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
http://imgur.com/9xMWE16
GerhardRammelhausen
it's not that bad, just a guy masturbating with a burger
OverpricedCrayon
Well now I have to watch it
Imadethisaccountinapisspoorefforttomakefriends
Unwantedsons
I don't know why I was so interested in seeing the video. Please burn my eyes
SlickLily
Right there with you. No idea why I clicked the link. Seriously regret it now
TheOtherBagdad
I've been working 18hr days recently but how the heck did I miss this story. I've never ordered a McChicken but then again I'm a girl.
ItsMeMello7
What does that have to do w- ooooohhhhhhh....
Soitalwaysgoes
My favorite part of that article is that they specified that there was no foreplay with the McChicken
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
Did you click on the link? They are soooo correct, cause there's no lead up, just an extra pickle on the mcchicken.
RealSimpleMama
And that the man went straight into bonking the McChicken. Omg I'm crying BONK BONK BONK BROCK
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Well that's not something I ever needed to see, anyone have a spare gun I can borrow? I need to clean my eyes
dontlemmeleavemurphh
You want an HK or a Mossberg?
TeachMeSomething
Ideally, you'll want to watch the Soylent Green euthanasia movie BEFORE you do this, or that will be the last image burned into your retinas
G0MeatCube
Take my double barrel shotgun. Works pretty good
MaxieMooo
Good thinking, you can do both eyes much faster that way.
ForrestIndustries
You can usually get a squirt gun and a bottle of bleach at your local Wal-Mart.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
My local Walmart is about 3000km away, it's sad that I don't get to see the spectacle but I'm also glad I don't have to see it
AstralBeast808
I wonder at what point you have to stop using the word "local".