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Mar 6, 2018 5:23 PM
OfficialCaveJohnson
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Pickleslicer
I’m so wasted I can’t tell if the last slide is visible.
Synapses14
Be glad most of yall dont have recurring dreams of re-enlisting in the military and having to redo basic training....
Sthawwaths
do they have a tiny mustache?
LostInTheRedMoonlight
ever wake up early on a day off and not know if its ok to fall asleep or stay up and see if your alarm for work gos off?
webx9000
DoodleBobForReal
Gotta say. After all the reposts, I'm still not tired of it.
blackbenetavo
Even if you weren't a teacher, yo ass late for work.
frosthawk729
Aizawa?
jake557
Nah, look at that mustache. I think it might be Present Mic with his hair down.
jynx916
I'll be 30 this year and am also in college, I should be sleeping now...
nonamejanie
I’m 39 and I have had this happen more times than I care to admit. And I’ve been out of school since I was 21 Hahahaha.
drfarren
I've done this. Being a sub and being chewed out by the campus' sub-office secretary isn't a fun job. Like, "listen lady, I'm being
drfarren
paid MAYBE half what the full timers are being paid, I had to get up an hour earlier than usual to take a route i've never taken during
drfarren
morning rush hour in the HOPES of getting here 30 min early, YET somehow there was 4 wrecks I got caught up in. I. CAN'T. HELP. IT." (end)
Imadethisaccounttopost
This is why I never scheduled morning classes.... except that one time, we don't talk about that time...
Tiamat62
Every. Damn. Morning.
scanlon180
just4thelolz
Wouldn't being 30 just mean you're late for work instead ...which is like 10 times worse than being late for school.
ForestLibrarian
Me. All the time.
KonEl252
I’m 31, a grad student, and a professor...I just had this nightmare last night!
FatherElongatedAppendages
lmao that's Present Mic
Rutgers102WoDao
EVERYBODY SAY HAY
Ireallylovenudes
*silence*
VagrantDust
I missed my alarm clock once and now wake up in constant fear of being late. My Saturday mornings are an awful mess of panic and confusion.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
It's been a while since My Hero Academia got to Front Page. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/140/519/06e.gif
MooMooGoesTheFish
lol so that's supposed to be present mic? Did not recognize him with his hair down.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
The 'stache and yelling gave it away for me after I saw MHA. That damn parrot-man cracks me up whenever he's on screen.
falseinformationaboutthings
What is that last tag?
Octobutt
I always dremt that I'd be late for a major HS exam I didn't study for and would wake up remembering i'm in my late 20s. Then i cry.
evilmidweekcutie
As a 30 year old teacher... this is me on a weekly basis. Usually on Friday mornings after a long week of school.
chompl14
We need another panel where he goes back to sleep again because he remembers he's a teacher in West Virginia
IIRocks
Repost. but i’ll allow it
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RedStarBeograd
nigga please
IIRocks
What did he say?
RedStarBeograd
Sorry for the late reply, he said he nutted inside one of teachers when he was 14
IIRocks
2 weeks! I don’t l know why am saying this but you okay?
RogueMartian
Yoda is certainly not the daughter of kylo. They're cousins
theirishninja
Why is this so downvoted?
usernamepolice
People are dumb
Garouleloup
How dare you, i'm downvoting you too. Fear my power.
TechKiddz
Steamarrow
I'm guessing no one else read the tags?
TechKiddz
No they just don’t want to accept the truth
DavidBrooker
Man, teaching a class while exhausted and hung-over to a bunch of exhausted and hung-over kids is a weird experience.
Koshunae
Im not a teacher, but Ive tried to teach someone something while I was still slightly drunk from the night before. That was an experience.
DavidBrooker
Last day of classes everybody gets sloshed. I came to class to see a bunch of beers on the lectern. Fuck yeah I put them back.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
When I taught and was hungover, the kids got a silent reading day, which they liked anyway, and it worked since I taught English.
HonestlyNotARobot
isn't that just when you play a video?
DavidBrooker
Not really an option for a 500-level technical elective, unfortunately. Could just cancel but whatever.
HonestlyNotARobot
I didn't read closely, I missed that this was university. yeah, that really doesn't work there
tgkaze
Story!
Hemlocktree08
My students eventually learned the pattern. Oh, he's absent each and every March 18. Out , sick... Hmm.
DavidBrooker
Not much to it. I teach at a university, I'm in my 20s so I still go out, and sometimes Halloween falls on a weekday.
jesuisunenorthernlady
Have you ever run into your students at a bar? Because I did and it was pretty awkward. I just want to save you the embarassment ;)
DavidBrooker
With surprising frequency, actually. I've only just turned 28 though, so I expect it will get more awkward with time.
jesuisunenorthernlady
Damn. I'm 25 and I thought it would get less awkward with time. Oh well. Lets keep partying
usernamepolice
U a TA?
DavidBrooker
No, Professor
lotsofpun
There's no need to call me Professor, Sir.
StarSpangeledAbroad
Damn how’d you manage that gig
malikcarr
I'm actually very curious, how did you get your doctorate that quickly? That's supposed to be a hideously long process overseen by->
djsdkdjsk
don't forget the "Wait didn't I need to have something done? Guess not"
djsdkdjsk
then its five hours later, you need it and you remember you didn't do it
DrDings
Same
MrRandom314159
You enjoying your lunch break?
thezookeeper
I know I am. It's potluck day and I forgot so I snuck in and stole some cake.
Marietard
I teach art!
dommen
i'm glad i can stop at pic nr. 3
DrDings
Lucky xD
Pensionar
What do you teach? *incoming awkward answer*
RedCharlie
Sex ed.
EyeFarted
But... it's a kindergarten...
AnonresponsivE
See username
DrDings
I work in a preschool xD
Highlander8795
The name has me concerned
DrDings
Which name?
mothernaturejustpissedherpantsuit
For years after college I’d dream I was back in school and had completely forgotten about a class I enrolled in until the end of semester
SakuriRainne
Same dream, except real. Signed up for a class to fill gap, forgot to drop it when enrolled in a better class. Professor never emailed.
Cheomesh
Same here, man...
manbearpig4
I’m in college now and I have those almost daily
F1N1OUS
Holy fuck I have the same dream! Or the one where I show up and it's the finals and I had no idea.
capughe
So it stops?
HD2composer
The whole forgotten enrollment part fucks me up in my dreams, like how many homework assignments did I miss?
toriapinklotus
I have a master degree. I still dream regularly that I'm failing my A Levels.
Tassyr
I've started having those nightmares about JOBS.
GlitterMiha
Same about a job that lead me to burn out. Sometimes I dream that I'm back there and totally freaking out!
PanicAtTheCostco
For awhile I was having dreams periodically about these same 4 classes that I never actually took. It was crazy. My mind made em up and I
PanicAtTheCostco
kept dreaming about forgetting to go to one class over and over. Like every week. And when I woke up I would be so confused about reality
PanicAtTheCostco
every time. The last one was a couple weeks ago but it’s so crazy I don’t know how my mind is capable of such intricate dreams.
sangatster
I'm 52 and still have this dream from time to time
ilovebees
I've been out of college for ten years and I still have that dream too! Crazy to see so many other people have it too.
Silvermane
Glad I'm not the only one. I had one last night!
ender00000
My mother's 63, and says she still has nightmares about a highschool math exam.
AZULASTRIKES
Someone should look into why this happens to so many people. And here I thought I was the only one
comacomacomacomachameleon
PTSD
JamesTarrou
I dreamt I was in high school and couldn't remember my schedule and would just wander.
DeakVanNyke
mine is even worse - I have dreams that I am butt naked (or even going comando) in the halls of the high school, like wtf!! (27 y.o.)
DeakVanNyke
never got such dreams while I was in highschool and I even graduated uni like 3 years ago. tf does it meaaan!?!
sangatster
Have that one sometimes too. Trying to sneak around as I ponder where I put my underwear
DeakVanNyke
yeah, and everyone is "eh, whatever. what are the math homework answers?". dude, my ding-dong is hanging out. let me put my clothes. damn!
LANflair
I’ve been having this dream currently and I’ll wake up in a full panic and covered in sweat
AceP40
Same. Had those thoughts DURING the school year too. They've finally subsided, I'm 33.
deaduck46
Yup.... I’m almost 50 and still have the same anxiety dream about The Forgotten Class!
Nuggetmcg
I LITERALLY had this dream last night!! Although I’m still in college and never go to lectures so it could well be true...
Dave37
Oh you mean this dream? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g7VoRQPswg
Pawnderlust
As an adult I've had dreams about forgetting which class I have which block and I wake up in a cold sweat
lizziebennet
I've had that dream, too!
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
does this ever stop happening? this is like an affliction for me
InnerCthulhuVoice
OMG me too!
Livlalala
This Sunday I said ‘I don’t want to go to school’ out loud, with no irony. I’m 33.
YOLOALLDAY
Same. Exact kind of dream.
BlinkingRanger
I have had that dream at least once a month for the last 15 years.
iLynux
I sometimes have dreams that I'm back in grade school or high school; sucks ass. Or that I'm back in boot camp. Also sucks ass.
Smurgle
#metoo
scroll142
Omg me too! For almost 15 years I keptbhaving that dream
jery007
oh my god, me too. it was usually anthropology or some non sense
SolidLogic
Usually dream that I didn't finish grad school and that my credits are expiring and I need to figure out how to finish my MS; done for 3yrs
Tyrrlin
Same, and I graduated in the 90s.
SaintCharlesBronson
I had the same dream. It was always college but the building I was in was my high school.
poppinfresh92
This is getting so oddly the same
SeeMyVests
I 100% have that same dream on the regular.
mabbo
I'm 32. I have that dream once a year or so.
ProfChaos23
Been almost a decade for me. I still get that "I forgot a whole class?!" dream at least once a month
AnExpertInThisField
I do that with jobs. I dream I completely forgot I worked at another job, and dreaded going in 'cause it's been years since working there.
WhoviansToTheTardis
I'm 27 and still dream that I missed class until the middle of the semester and then think about catching up and wake up panicking
VinkyHamburger
I have the same thing, it's been 10 years
iamtheonewhobones
I did that shit while I was a student. I'm still not convinced I didn't miss something major
theacidtest
This happened to me like a month ago
ProbablyHolly
My parents continually remind me not to take half semester classes. Bc u will ultimately forget u signed up until it's too late. Bc they did
AlexDustin
They should find some cure to get rid off that fucken dream. It keeps hitting me from time to time too. :'(
Troldann
35. Just had that one last week.
FlatPlutoSociety
Dude, I am 36 and have dreams like that at least monthly. Sometimes they're set in fucking high school.
TenEighty
I have this dream on occasion as well, been like 5 years now
Zandrake
I kept having a similar dream during college. Kept making me freak out and look through my courses to be sure I wasn't missing something.
vaginapower
I only have those dreams before graduation, both undergrad and grad school. And since I failed the class I didn't know I signed up for 1/2
vaginapower
I couldn't graduate. So much anxiety. 2/2
asmoss
I'm still in school, but i keep having a dream that it's the end of the quarter and i never went to a class i didnt know i was enrolled in
LissAnne2Me
I literally had this dream last night. And always in the dream I try to think of any other time I'd been to that specific class and can't
thefrayedendsofsanity
I just had that dream the other day. It was terrifying.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Or I'm about to graduate but i'm one credit short so I have to stick around and take another class.
tremblementdegrandmere
I keep having dreams that I’ve been missing my high school classes and won’t graduate. I’m in a masters program.
KillaVLY
And it's always the day of the final or presentation that's worth 30% of your grade
oranjes
seen @ 1234 upvotes i treasure it
tmt8160
I have that dream too!!
spectheintro
I had a nightmare like this recently. I'm 34. I have no idea wtf is going on in my brain.
bearwizard
THIS DREAM NEVER STOPS, IT'S ALWAYS A MATH OR ENGLISH CLASS ;_; AND THEN I HAVE TO REPEAT HIGH SCHOOOOOOOOL
textilelover
And then it was exam time, but you hadn't been to the class in so long you couldn't even find the damn room! I still have that dream, I'm 44
WimbledonTenismatch
I'm not the only one!!
DontReadMyUserName
Fuck I had that dream last week and I woke up with tears drenched pillow cuz I failed my course in the dream
cole3050
Omfg I cant believe that im not along in this crazy dream...
yzmotoxer807
Fuckin nerd. (Same)
Starlatan
This kinda shit often makes me think that maybe there should be a small rehab after college.
zackofspades
Nearly 30, same. What really gets me in the dreams is how easily I believe that I “totally meant to get to it” but never did on the hw.
Gbabyy
And you have a locker that you can't even remember the combination to - to get what you need for that class you never attended.
textilelover
AAUGH YES! The locker combo dream!!
SaItamontes
Last time I had that dream, my stupid brain added a missed deadline at a job I had quit years ago, just to up the freak-out factor.
wakkawakkabeepboop
Same ! I dream I’ve got an art project due that I’ve had 6 weeks to work on and I’ve done NOTHING. Gives me the fear.
trina1978
I regularly dream that I missed out one school maths exam which means all my university degrees and professional qualifications are void.
wakkawakkabeepboop
Why do our brains do this to us ?!? Like we don’t suffer enough when we are awake haha!
trina1978
It’s exam time in the dream and of course I didn’t go to any of the lectures even though I’m nearly 40 and should know better.
CheekyBreeki
I dream about cool stuff like karate and dinosaurs....ok that's a lie I have anxiety ridden dreams like everyone else
HotshotRobot
Mine is all that, or also I can’t remember my locker combination, and I keep trying over and over as I become later and later to class!
obsydyinn
I'm glad my dreams aren't that coherent. I ended up fighting a vampire in the suddenly woodland halls rather than take the test.
Xiphildias
I have had this dream so many times.
SparrowTail3
Had the dream last night. I got an A in that class IRL but dream me was really getting confused about it because I remembered studying. ->
SparrowTail3
Woke up sweating and really dazed and confused. Held my head in my hands for a few minutes till I remembered I'm not in college anymore.
PathologicalLier
im still in school but like today i always enjoy those lazy sundays
Penguinsandbroadswords
Anyone else have the coma dream? That you were in an accident, in a coma, and still expected to do the work when you wake up months later?
Raileks
I have nightmares I'm late for work... sometimes multiple jobs at the same time and I can't decide which one to go too.
BigOwlEyes
So what all of you are saying is, no matter how old I get I will keep having these dreams. I thought having them 4 yrs after college was bad
FamousestAnus
Your indoctrination is complete
DontReadMyUserName
But when you wake up you will realize it over but now you have the job you hate.
trina1978
Hah hah! Thank god it’s just a dream and I can get back to my soul destroying, spirit crushing job for the next 30 years.
RelevantUsrname
:(