DarthLordJay
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May 23, 2017 8:07 PM
DarthLordJay
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SatansFurryJamHats
That bananas were grown straight and it was someone's job to bend them at the banana factory.
TooOldAndTiredToPutUpWithThisSh
That being a grown-up with no bed time was MUCH better.
RitchEss
America is free
Rokayas
That when my dad took my nose, he really took it. Then I threw his away in the trash out of revenge.
whothehellareyouanyway
I thought a can of tuna contained one tuna. One fish per can. Then one day I saw a live tuna and it blew my fucking mind.
macfett
That if I told anyone the touchings would get worse.
Dartmuthia
EeyoreOnMonday
My parents called the Ice Cream truck the Trala Truck, it just drove around playing music for everyone to enjoy.
NobleGhost117
My dad told me when I was like 4 that Firefighters look like Darth Vader. I was terrified of firefighters for the next few years.
DukeOfChutney608
hard work = good pay and a good life.
Lefty2k59
I believed the world was in black and white back in the 50's. Cause, you know, tv re-runs.
leinnai
Pigeons were eagles.
Davehoax
That dogs can't look up.
ChristinaNotChristine
My dad used to tell me I was too young to get headaches. I really thought that was true until I was like 13.
raptorheyzues
That Hot Dog's came from cutting of dog penises. And this somehow made female dogs.
CaspianQuix
I believed my dad would come back some day.
ifounditunderthere
That being grown up was cool
Tootles5
I thought every 1k years the human population died and a new one came up. I thought that was why Y2K was such a big deal. Cried hard on NYE
bigbar
I thought Americans loved America.
blueknot
If I had a loose eyelash, I would put it in my hand, blow on it & make a wish. If it vanished, the wish would come true.
blueknot
Sometimes, I pulled one that wasn't loose too. Ow!
ThisIsANewName
When I first saw a vagina I thought there was a hair-like thing coming out of it which was supposed to go into the male's urethra during sex
electrouser5
I thought that everything had a black outline, like in comics. I used to try to find them by looking really close at edges of stuff ????
drwarp
That all cats are female, and that all dogs are male. Also, that someone loved me...
DarthLordJay
I thought the cats and dogs things. You should have known that no ones loves you tho. Jk lol
SaraNayde
If I pulled a certain nail out of the wall the house would fall down. Pulled it out. House didn't fall down. How I learned Santa wasn't real
L0StWaNdErEr
Bigfoot lived in the woods behind my granparents farm house.
CookPassBabtridge
That a haggis was a little rodent that only came out early new years morning, my dad would wake me up holding a net at 5am every year
procrastius
That I was special and people loved me
PutThePRNDLinD
Maybe not weirdest, but I didn't think vanilla was an actual flavor; I thought the word only meant 'plain'. Like milk was vanilla milk...
PutThePRNDLinD
And vanilla ice cream was just made out of cream.
notme222
I would say "You mean like 'vanilla sex'" except I do hope that's not where you got the impression from as a kid.
exlurker42
I was under the impression that pipe cleaners were for unclogging tiny, high-pressure water pipes. I had never seen a smoking pipe.
SleeperXib
I assumed they were just craft supplies based on tools for cleaning pipes
exlurker42
well...yeah. The colored ones. I just had a very incorrect interpretation of the type of pipe lol.
SleeperXib
I thought what they were based on was for plumbing.