I can chop an onion

Jan 6, 2018 2:57 AM

hollywoodtravel

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UrielDArcAngel

Someone take him a kitten...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AdoredPsalms

+1 for Missouri.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SweatyBawBag

Can he chop my sadness?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tighthead01

But, not strong tire..?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

letsripone

St. Louis ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheWombatStrikesAgain

A can of nitroglycerine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orientalmongorian

Challenge: Can he chop his penis?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RockSteadyGo

With your bare hands? :o

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

deathandbedsheets

MENTAL KARATE CHOPPING ALL THE BAD THOUGHTS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bluephoenix83

A tire ? Really?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Berndinio

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SolarDuck

Spam the phone number

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

idkwhyiask

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

SheIsAFineFox

But can you photochop?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yoger6

that guy is for real, it's something like music ad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bodaciousbum

What about stronger than strong wood?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

footfucker

8 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 0

UnsolicitedRichardPicture

That entire scene is gold.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wadenelson1

Get to the Chop-er!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jumbosmooth

Be at the mall at 4:00 for an ass kicking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wadenelson1

I'm gonna take Jackie Chan and watch him try and chop karate boi.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ambsdorf825

A baby?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

BopNiblets

I bet he couldn't chop his OWN BALLS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LizardLovingLady

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

VagabondEngineer

A stick

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

AntsAntsAnts

And then when he breaks it there will only be more sticks

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

ShitpostCentral

stick win every time

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

VictusVonGuyver

*Brings adorable kitten* Well? I'm waiting for the chopping dude!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imly

Aobut

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

ButterflyHeimlich

Thoughts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mahoroandou3000

- Where is my 400?

8 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 2

SlackerTactical

"Nokian do, babydoll"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

adhominem

But that's 3310...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dreadric

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

UrsaUrsa

MRW my hand is bandaged and I see that image

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FuryM0nk

*in tiny print* indestructible items not included.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lifethief

go to the website listed on there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kaseladen

Start with chopping real items, then move to personal issues!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That1upguy

give him a baby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ienjoythings

All right lazy cunts —> http://whatichopped.com/

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Zappers42

Omg I’m dying at the “I’m sorry George” video

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

NeilTysonsAstrophysics

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

besttom

God's work, son.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

GratePhan

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cixelsid

This is awesome I'm running around the house chopping at air while yelling mental karate at my confused wife and children

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mrgodSRB

u da man! tnx

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coyotezzz

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Medmobster

I’m going to bring him my thunder thighs.

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

TedTheMan

Ya, we all like those. Not a threat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

triplesees

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

kanzu

Thunder thighs you say?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0