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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA
Mar 13, 2018 11:37 AM
anlyin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA
Sassn54
Tickle my belly dry land ass
db629
This won Best Picture?
HereIGoLurkingAgain
That’s cute!
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RichardLew
Where can I apply?
thatguywhodoesthething
Put....put your dick in it
Boatsntoes
Ocean osha wouldn't approve. Turtles in those dive tanks are the real things to watch out for though.
Popnfrresh
It most likely did not "like" it, its tonic immobility...
playstation360
That shark looks soft.
Wtbavailablename
Imagine really coarse sandpaper wrapped around pure muscle and strength like you've never felt.
Styreta
..... You promised you wouldn't tell!
Mirawatts
I imagine it's like petting a full leather bag.
esquelleto
Close, but now imagine that leather is made of billions of teeth!
Lukabear
WillemDaFriend
Pretty much all nurse sharks are friendly
polkadotzebra13
Looks more like a zebra shark to me? (I could be wrong)
thisistheguy
Not sure if it's accurate but I think they have the highest recorded attack rate on humans due to the fact that we bother them so much
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Zebra Shark, Nurse Sharks don't have that coloration
TheAdventuresofStealy
Do zebra sharks need to swim to breathe though?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
No, they can pump water over their gills without actively moving, it's called buccal pumping
rssplowman
Drakox
/r/tsunderesharks is that way my dood ---->
TheLazyDragoon
ZzaLord
DW!!!!!!!
FoolishDomin
BarretXIII
IncorrektGramerNazi
kawaii shark ^^
RayGiIIette
That's a fucking tiger shark!?
Bigdragon12
They didn't fuck or have a tiger so I don't think so.
YharnamsFinest
Looks like. Rub the snoot and cause sensory overload so it doesn’t attack I guess? Balls of steel either way lol
RayGiIIette
Definitely. I get that sharks are waaaaay misportrayed by media, but Tiger Sharks are still one of the most aggressive.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Random observation: that shark is male.
dasAchteck
Nessuss
Isn't this just tonic immobility?
debnesbit10310
What kind of a shark is that?
GoGoCatget
Aren't sharks animals which always have to keep moving in order to stay alive?
sd2016
Weird dog. Still gets +1
SecretlySpiders
Why didn’t we selectively breed and domesticate sharks?
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Humans are so metal. We cuddle everything. I bet we could win a war against aliens by just belly rubing them.
HoneyedStars
Zebra sharks are so cool.
edgarbird
I could see its penises
dasAchteck
Giantisim
Those would be its balls.
polkadotzebra13
*claspers, more similar to a penis
AIComments
DuchessGummiBunns
Plural?
edgarbird
Yes, they have two, called claspers
DuchessGummiBunns
Zyphus
The Shape of Water (2017)
MistressofPrincess
@thesearentthedroidsyouarelookingfor autoeisai:c
thesearentthedroidsyouarelookingfor
duntbesediloveyou
Tylendal
Zebra shark. Idiot who named it was too much of a coward to admit they made a mistake when their stripey baby shark grew up to have spots.
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BunnieWigglesworth
Nah... if they lived in Australia they'd be covered in spines and venomous...
BunnieWigglesworth
Yeah. Don't even get me started about "American Indians"...
TheWombatStrikesAgain
The Shape of Wate're you doing, Steve?
Woodworker68
it's an aquapupper
SultanaBB
That’s a boy shark
mutsubu
I want one!
OfficialCaveJohnson
Sharks are so cool! I hope they stop being portrayed as evil creatures someday
DuchessGummiBunns
Sharks, they only bite when you touch their private parts.
exguerrero
A shark slept with my mother and never called her back. Evil homewrecker
InnerUniverse
No such luck. Spiders are still in the struggle.
SunBrolem
Lucas has been facilitating some great strides, but there is still so far to go.
Partytor
These aren't really sharks, they're closer to rays. Though rays are pretty close to sharks to begin with. But still, not a shark.
SnugglyBurrick
Behold, the internet! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/023/801/dce.jpg
saltandsunshine
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
That is some detailed analysis of mer-shark biology & culture. Either someone’s developing a anime/manga or has too much spare time!
SunBrolem
yes
SnugglyBurrick
It's based on a template from the manga 'Monster Musume' for a fan character, Mako
FranktheMailman
Speaking of which, the last few chapters have had an insane amount of tits in them
SnugglyBurrick
That they did my friend. That they did
TheAngryMarineBiologist
You know what deserves to be portrayed as an evil creature? Dolphins
KaitlynTheSeaDragon
Username accurate
GeneralBullshit
Got any history of evil dolphins?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Let's see, there's the fact that male dolphins are documented to assault then gang rape females, as well as attempting to do the same 1/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
To humans, dolphins will often kill unrelated babies, will go out of their way to extend the process of killing those babies for as 2/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Long as possible, as well as killing other animals for little to no reason other than purely for the fun of it. Considering how 3/?
Dirtybirdsalltheway
There are several documented accounts of dolphins raping humans every year.
Gilganesha
Google dolphins and cannibalism. Some will eat younglings that aren't theirs to keep ensure their bloodline. Also gangrape IIRC
MissSassyPanties
Keep hope alive!
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
I've said it before all creatures like scratches, Humans give the best scratches, this has greatly contributed to out dominance
memesaremyoxygen
720-0 well played King Arthur
qwertdeep
Not long before the monkeys find out and assert their dominance...
kallekaskas
Amen to that!
Agunslingerborn
Shape of water 2?
Snodave
Let's domesticate them next... stranger swimming: "oh what's that." My reply: "my teacup great white." "Oh so cute!" *wins shark show*
SuperCastleroid
I like to think any animal hostile towards people simply has yet to get a good scratch. Of course that’s probably how I’ll die, which is ok
Badsequence
I'll join you in your quest for giving good scratches to all the animals we could form a club there is strength in numbers!
IHaveAMemeForThis
Ill join you on that crusade
YarTheBug
Neighbors' dog got out and was barking at random people on sidewalk. I went over and talked to it and gave scitches. Neighbors went (1)
NotALurkerAnyLonger
Too slow
YarTheBug
Pale when they saw and said the dog was aggressive and had snapped at people before. If I'd gone trying to help him I'd have gone happy.(2)
Athang
As long as it's for a good cause, and I can't think of a better one.
Some1OnceToldMe
This a really wholesome thread and it made me happy <3
TwerkingLurker
I'm ready for sharks to become the next pets. No more of this cute trend. I'm looking at you, sugar gliders!
PleasantPeasantPheasant
The most common cause of death in domesticated sugar gliders is loneliness. Sharks already are a pet if you can afford a pool sized tank.
Dirtybirdsalltheway
Snakes are cool, I have a few, 3 are cool as hell and one is a dick. But a shark would be badass, just need to dig up my back yard.
ItsJustACoincidence
I’ve heard that sharks, in particular, have sensitive sensory organs on the top and bottom near their face. Rubbing them confuses them.
MemedtheStableBoy
Thisguyisadinosaur
This diver missed his chance
BMRSNR6868
https://tenor.com/uukM.gif
MidgetRacer8192
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his sudden shart trail.
pronoun
My butthole
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upsidedownhead
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
imshibagel
LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO THE COMMENTS
Sammyv17
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
This diver needs a new drysuit.
Arcanum3000
It's a wetsuit now, even if it wasn't before.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
More like a poopsuit.
OddSoull
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
MrAgnosticman
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
HammSlammage
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
literallymike
OMFG.
robotnixon13
BoraDaExplora
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
That is the exact reason I'm terrified of the ocean. It's so hazy and stuff can come out of nowhere
Jagion
omg it freaks me out that you couldnt see something that big until its was that close
JsyShaggy
As a diver I’ve been in vis where I’ve not been able to see my hand
DTownFunkyStuff
Me too dude the vertigo is what got me
ZzaLord
Is it even fun when visibility is that bad?
JsyShaggy
Experience - it heightens awareness in other areas and blocks the distractions. Good to experience all conditions when you are learning
charlottadupont
In those conditions, he's probably not diving for fun
JsyShaggy
You don't have a great deal of choice and don't generally know until you get in. Not the same fun but still good experience
Sombike
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
MistressPippa
Nope and fuu yuu water torpedo of death. I would not get in a bath again its shower or nothing so forget that and hell no.
MaladaptedMedic
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
benignuser
imshibagel
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
upsidedownhead
I reckon the only thing that stopped a quick decapitation there was his bubble trail.
TAXGOD69
Or maybe the fact that the shark didn’t want to eat him. People are friends not food
XenomorphZZ
"Oh I bet that diver doesn't see me, let's fuck with him" -big ass shark, probably.
BenjimanStickyLiquid