Parks And Recreaction - Income Tax

Jan 18, 2024 11:29 AM

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I often find myself in need of this snippet in a conversation, because me and my friends have customers and colleagues that actually think like him, and I never found it so I made it.

An associate of mine spearheading Art and Culture in their district would say more or less, this is how ridiculous, and at times, absurd it gets.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ann Perkins should be my business too

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Let's all just eat ham & mayo sandwiches instead.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ham and Mayo should've been Trump and Pence's nickname as a couple.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife works in local gov. Apparently these scenes are way too accurate for comfort.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh libertarians. Wanting all the benefits of living in a society while not wanting to contribute to it.

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

So, cats

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's one of my favorite analogies lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And to remove the legal age of consent. Weird how so many of them are in the "age is just a number" camp when that number is single digits.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

And to get rid of the minimum wage, but would never work for less than the minimum wage in their area if you asked them too.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Anyone who sara taxation is theft i financial illiterate

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Could she find some extra pixels for us too?

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

I like pixels and lettuce on my sandwiches.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea def thought this was a gif when I uploaded it

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Uploading animated gifs via the web browser just makes them into static pictures. The web interface sucks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it probably was an animated gif at the beginning of its lifetime

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you get what you pay for

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Might wanna remind those customers and colleagues that it was NOT the DOJ that got Al Capone arrested but the IRS for his TAXES... (and if they are DC comic fans: That even the Joker is more scared of the IRS than he is of Batman! ^^) They ALWAYS get you and they can hit harder than a cop hits an unarmed black man walking down the street.

2 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Oof! Brutal!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah no I'm from Italy. We don't have IRS, our taxes agents are probably drunk in a bar right now. Tax control here is a total joke

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

IRS is there to ensure everyone is contributing to society. FBI is just there to remove those taking from society.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if youre poor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So why haven't they gone yet after the billionaire who pays only 750$ in taxes (on good years) ?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Imma start telling the IRS I’m a billionaire. Then maybe they’ll leave me alone too

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you just said it. They pays their taxes. The problem isn't that they don't pay their taxes, it's that there are so many loopholes, they only have to pay that $750.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because it takes a lot of resources to go after those guys, and they have lobbied to systematically defund and neuter the IRS to make it even harder.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because of all the tax exemptions those rich guys get from conservatives since at least Reagen and their "trickle down economy" idea ? One of the few working things Trump did was a 1% tax reduction that practically only affected rich people after all. They only CAN go after people who DON'T pay their taxes... but if the law allows you to pay (almost) 0$ than they have nothing against you.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Selfish people who want all the benefits of society for which society pays, but they wanna be special ones who don't pay in

2 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

Right like a multi-billion dollar stadium which gives all it's profits to a billionaire who don't have to pay a penny. Meanwhile home values skyrocket so the working class can barely afford a place to live and if you are fortunate enough to own something property taxes go up 200, 300, 400% every year. We're taxed on every dollar that comes into our hands through federal taxes and every dollar that leaves our hands through sales tax. Not to mention if you can't afford to pay they triple w fees

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gets hard when your total tax bill on purchases is over 65% of income

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boomers?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"All cats are libertarians. Completely dependent on others, but fully convinced of their own independence"

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Imgur likes to view cats that way, but feral cat colonies are pretty communal, with adults bringing home food for kittens and mothers.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe *house cats, then.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Republicans?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much summed up illegal aliens in a sentence

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Big yikes. A huge chunk of undocumented workers pay taxes buddy. Claiming they refuse to pay in to the society in which they participate is some ugly right wing propaganda bs

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They get paid under the table anyone that does is not paying their fair share. Hope they mooch off you buddy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Then we need to go after the ppl hiring them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You best have proof that they all do. I got proof that they don’t pay

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can you share that “proof” that all undocumented immigrants don’t pay any taxes?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rich people?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dont mind paying taxes. I just wish it didnt go into corrupt politicians pockets while I have people freezing to death on the streets in my city

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I am happy to pay. Though knowing the alternative is far far worse. Which seems to be a feature of our system. Which bad choice do you prefer?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Libertarians?

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Also known as house cats

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey now, I just said that they're selfish and don't want to contribute their fair share, I didn't say they also wanted to lower the age of consent :P

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I often seriously wonder how many of their town hall scenes were improv, and if they were, where can I see outtakes

2 years ago | Likes 513 Dislikes 1

"kim kardashians come back"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought that it all must have been made up...then I saw the videos about COVID restrictions and anti vaxxers and since that day I believe that parks & recs actually held back.

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Think of it this way, a lot of people do not like to be told no or to think they are wrong. So when they go to a meeting and are told something that goes against what they think, a lot of people will make it the hill they will die on instead of admitting defeat and moving on.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You've just described most of the cult known as the Republikkkan party

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I heard they opened every scene to improv after they got their intended shot.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

here is the extended cut for the patton oswalt filibuster. the whole thing is improvised https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a current political-appointee on a Commission for a (very large) town - most meetings are like this. Seriously. Most of them. First is the Petitioner's Section, where you can speak about anything you want, other than the agenda items up for Public Hearing later that night. THEN you have the speakers FOR the Public Hearing(s). 5G cancer, Data Center cancer, there's too much gravel on a gravel road... the crazies come out to play.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They include outtakes from every season on the box set.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kim Kardashian made a good comeback I think...

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 5

Stop saying her name if no one talks about her she loses all her power.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

And the poor guy suffering from Internet connectivity issues

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

well...?

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Patton Oswalt's Marvel-Star Wars speech was probably the best of the best.

2 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 0

Look at my hoop, Leslie! Whee, whee!

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

That right there. He was so wide eyed and innocent. Also a huge jerk, but kinda just a big kid.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Eating goober peas!"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And apparently after the first couple minutes it was mostly improv.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

v

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And they actually used his monologue about Boba Fett as the opening shot to the show Boba Fett lmao.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I mean, thats been the old EU way he got out since the Dark Horse comics in the 90's.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the best (yet unseen) moments of the series

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a former government official, they probably just needed to come to a meeting or two and the jokes wrote themselves

2 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 0

Current elected official. Yep.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The town hall scenes always had me half laughing and half cringing. My father was a city councilman for 2 years and refused to run again because it was not worth the small boost to his ego.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My hometown rallied behind the town sherif a few years ago after a councilman and his son and friends (cops on the force) had a corruption scandal blow up.

Councilman wanted to forcibly remove sherif, sherif got rid of the crooked cops (councilman son and his buddies). Year long thing.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm involved in county-level politics, and yeah. It's exactly like this.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've done Open Meeting Law compliance before, and if anything they are downplaying how wild the comments can be.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Parks & Recreations writing team: "Ok, today we are going to get some source material, everybody got their town meetings assignments?"

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Last one I attended was to vote on if our barn roof could be white… it’s a fabric roof for sunlight to shine through and save on electricity.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This is what politics should be. Dead-ass boring as fuck.

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