I'm incredibly happy

Sep 29, 2018 10:54 PM

If you want the story I'll post it for ya
Edit: I'm in canada

Edit 2: okay we hit front page.
Tldr: got a business licence, applied for cannabis retail licence, had to wait 9 months. With complete uncertainty if I was ever going to get the security deposit back. Got approved. Got my 6k back.

Now for the full...ish story.

Be me, 18 years old. Stoner.
Get really baked
Think about how much money I could make opening a weed shop. Spend 16 hours reading laws, by laws, municipal laws, guidelines, licence requirements, security requirements, ext.
I had "finished" my research and asked my co workers if hypothetically they would join me in this business venture. Them being stoners said yes.

So now I'm going full dive on this.
I contacted a start up firm, they provided me with legal assistance the entire way through. (I highly recommend getting professional aid when it comes to law, so many terms you may not know)
I fully explain my intentions and about 2 days later they give me a THICCC binder. Probably around 120 pages total. This was all the paper work I needed to get approved.... Or so I thought.

It's 3 am. I will finish this story later (sorry)

Just make sure you take the high road

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOCAL city govts are making it really hard for rec pot shops to open and stay open. Legal in the state for a year and its still not right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your parent must have hight expectations for you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man I need to talk you

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

If you're happy now, you'll be so much more happy when wait I forgot the first part of what I was going to say.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good for you man I’d be a customer of yours but I don’t live in Canada and the government decided it was worse than heroine for some reason

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where in canada?!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Vancouver ? Are you hiring?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can i work for u

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just FYI, you won't be allowed to enter into the USA... EVER AGAIN. FULL STOP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope your profits end up like your userbase.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where at and how I’m trying to open one in Michigan

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's in Cananda, so I'm assuming it's a whole different set of rules.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What with legalization being imminent, quite different.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the 17th is gonna feel like a birthday. only problem is smoking bans. we gonna have to hide it worse than the 80s (no public smoking)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean be fair, is it really logical to go back to when there was smoking in restaurants and stuff and I'd have to deal with your habit?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False- it will be treated as smoking cigarettes: you can puff anywhere outside unless theres a no smoking sign.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/17/2018

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

On that day, a great plume of smoke shall emanate from Canada, drifting southwards into the states, enough to get Minnesota high for weeks.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're welcome... and we're sorry

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm Canadian. Don't personally like weed myself, but for some strange reason I'm amused about a large amount of people getting high on 17.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You and me both. Not a big toker myself, but it'll be humorous

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just have to. Ext. is not "and so forth", etc. is, as in "et cetera". Pet peeves and all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got this question A LOT in the comments. Unfortunately I am not hiring new staff. I needed to have staff hired when I applied for app

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I purchase your wares good sir or madam?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have savings that I plan to do the same thing with, if they ever legalize it in Australia.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember the one rule...... Don't get high on your own supply

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You hitting bru'?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@SomePeopleGotDiksSomePeopleGotInnerDiks Invest heavily in security & an in-person guard. It could be fun, but you're now a huge bullseye...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The security is actually really tight at my store. If you want to get in the doors you need to be a member with the member card 1/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The membership card has a photo of them and an rfid that unlocks the door during business hours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New customers can get their card by"buzzing" the security guard who will check gov ID then escort them to the service desk where they can --

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sign up and get their membership card

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good call, bud.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure you make it classy and invest in pesticide free Cannabis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*takes rip* fuck those chemicals dude

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You going to place it by a Tim Hortons?

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

It's not really an option. You open a store there's always at least one Timmies within a block of you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it IS a Tim Hortons.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How much capital did you need?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

'Bout tree-fiddy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then suddenly I realized I wasn’t talking to a venture capitalist.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It costs around 45k-60k depending on your situation

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fellow Canadian here - so many congrats!! ? In what province do you reside?

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

And now you are forever banned from traveling to USA !

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"forever" or until us customs policy changes. Remember the us is slowly singing the same tune state by state.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not gonna be Quebec or Ontario because they both decided on government sales monopoly.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

The Ford government is back tracking on the Wynne government and will sell the whole sale to the private sellers and give out the permits.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whats worse is quebec cant even grow their own. What a bunch of greedy cunts

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yeah weed has been "legalized", but it's harder to get than tobacco and alcohol.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cant wait to go to spain and grow my own over there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nova Scotia too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, I'd also like to know..... for a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I really hope its somewhere with a terrible road so it can be named, "The Pot Hole"

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

So Calgary probably

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

No, Montreal

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, Regina

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, Kingston.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No, Winnipeg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Regina by far. The only city ive found half as bad is winnipeg. Calgary and edmontons roads are beautiful in comparison.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well Moose Jaw did have 3 of the 10 top crappiest roads in Saskatchewan according to CAA .... so there’s that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

wondering thst too...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yay! Franchise?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

gonna be a looooooot of competition.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my area there's only 3 other companies. 709k people in my are

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool, best of luck man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My shop will stay as a single location for the first 2 years

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the dispensary market ends up being anything like Oregon, be prepared for a severe market downturn in 2 yrs due to oversaturation.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Same here in Colorado. So many pot shops and they keep opening more.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We already have a ton in BC, and new ones keep opening

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I feel bad for all the family and friends that get talked into investing in these.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And especially since we still don’t know how the law is going to come into effect, it’s likely a lot of them won’t survive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh yeah, lots of dispensaries going to go out of business in Victoria soon. Which is good, it was driving up rent for other shops

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Full story tldr at the top

8 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 2

I never understood why people put tl;dr at the bottom.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd prefer the tl;dr in braille and mailed to my house so i can read with my feet after a hard day's work

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0