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Aug 26, 2019 3:48 PM
bradlyadamz009
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WhatTheDormouseSaid
HamDangler5LucidDangling
DoctorAwesomeEsq
OddErwin
whoisqaz
Own it. Make like it doesn’t matter
Booooooiqqqq
I thought you said you didn’t see color Karen, you only see people. Hmph.
Mandarinduckmama
Well, ya done did it this time, Jeb.
DrSpatula
How do you earn the respect of your fellow earthlings?
storychecksout
Looks like a job for Mom spit... I used it one to strip paint off a bridge...THE GOLDEN GATE bridge, worked like a charm.
ArtMadeofYourComment
AtroKahn
Jackospade
Thought this was Sergeant Hatred cosplay http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c3920eaf5fa6010eafac52fc00ef/thumbnail_6830.jpg
theogreofpcp
razorgirl1066
#thoughtsandprayers
razorgirl1066
Seriously, this looks like a scene from a movie. Super cool, even if you're on the can in clown makeup.
ayjayn
saw this in an episode of Phoenix nights, gonna have to paint your face white
GruesomeSkunk
What about battery acid?
ayjayn
tried everything including Swarfega
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
bradlyadamz009
Cut together just this scene. https://youtu.be/R7fnATtsWP0
backsidenasty
Homer, you had it set for 'whore'
riflechopper
I need to know what that is from.
ChernoGamma
*record scratch* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, let me tell you: it all started with one crazy night..."
Booooooiqqqq
... on the next episode of DRAGON. BALL. Z. .... (sinister laughing of clown man on potty)
MyleKeville
Wolfwent
The true IT.
slaughterhouse4andahalf
Omg, I never noticed his teeth grow!
MrBEC
Until It's too late!
emjay9010
bradlyadamz009
Amazing
GrosseChung
Maybe you should explain how you got to this point. You know, for some context.
bradlyadamz009
Was shooting a skit. Didn’t think the makeup was so hardcore
lookitupyourself
Did it come off? Need to soak that stuff sometimes
bradlyadamz009
Eventually yeah.
nicktahou
Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?
sevenfingerman
Jokers origin story changes once again.
NateintheNorth
Yep. Only choice is to come out of the bathroom swingin'!
barf1189
can this springboard into a new batman reboot?
DigiT00l
Tbf, isn't that basically the story of Joker?
sevenfingerman
Sans acid, yeah
HolyHellJezebel
Lotion or cooking oil. Some makeup requires oil based removers.
TheRicM
Ah yes, let me just use this handy-dandy cooking oil dispenser in this bathroom
Dumbeachjuice
Your comment is deeply under appreciated. All these weird suggestions that will not help in the now.
TheRicM
I know right? Haha
Dumbeachjuice
Totes lol
garfunkle4U
Coconut Oil
sarah
@OP It's been 6 hours. Are you still in there?
ExpectTheUnexpectedSpectacle
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bradlyadamz009
Out and good. Haha thanks for the concern. Managed to get it to a full redness. Said it was allergies. Madness contained.
Escapist83
They absolutely didn't believe it was allergies.
sarah
Nice! :D
dbs84mn
There really is only one choice, you must fulfill you destiny and become a serial killer.
bradlyadamz009
Yes sir
dbs84mn
I don’t really know how this social media thing works, so I should clarify that I was joking. Don’t really become a serial killer.
KaitoKidd
Has anyone seen the Movie "Clown"? Because thats how the Movie starts..
theglimmeringwarlock
I was about to say, there's an exact horror movie like this. Haven't watched it though, thought it had shit reviews?
ThePastmaster
It's hilarious. Don't get me wrong, it's a terrible film. But it's in the So-shit-it's-good category for me.
theglimmeringwarlock
Nice! So like zombeavers? It's so hilariously bad. But so good. I'll throw it in the queue come October!
ThePastmaster
Less absurd I'd say.
KaitoKidd
Oh many Horror Movies have shit Reviews, dont worry about that. Its worth the Time, fun to watch. But i wouldnt watch it twice.
SpirallingSounds
It's not great but it's not horrible imo. Worth exactly one watch.
AtsaMattaForMe
don't try anything drastic
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LCPLunderground
I need an update.
bradlyadamz009
So... after repeatedly running from stall to sink and scrubbing feverishly my face ended up just very red. I said I had been sick and left
LCPLunderground
Well played.
bradlyadamz009
Thanks! The initial shock of it not coming off was very sobering for an early Monday morning. Thankfully this madness was contained
Booooooiqqqq
Do it again so you can apply what you learned
skipweasel
EvilCatCreations
You know what you are? An idiot with a beard growing off of it
StarkRG
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Elmo18782
It's Angelina Jolie!
jonsnowdiesattheend
Do you have the little book of calm? I'm looking for the little book of calm. Do you have it?
chromofoam
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
flawlesssoul
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?
cunninglinguist85
Do you know this chant? 'Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated... '
Hibbtygibitty
Oh, like Bill is gonna be a help in this situation.
AxellTheDragon
Ireplywithgifsandjpegs
lowendfuzz
never saw a maverick like that one
md22mdrx
GustavEindrich
Yay! Black books!
EccentricNimoy
Black books?
EddyWantok
Lonely soldier!
md22mdrx
Black Books is awesome. Watch it.
ConstantReader
princessdogface
Rad show with British comedian Dylan Moran. Highly recommend checking it out.
bolobass
This, however, is the brilliant Bill Bailey.
EccentricNimoy
skipweasel
While you're at it, check "Bluestone 42" - one of the best things I've seen recently.
md22mdrx
An oldie but goodie is Father Ted. Doesn’t get nearly the respect it deserves!!
HaniiPuppy
Black books ...
crotoss
If you watched The IT crowd this could be right up your alley, highly recommend it.
RampantRabbid
Just watched this episode today. He had a little man in his hair
talkiet0aster
That’s my favorite episode. “I et your bees.”
cunninglinguist85
notyourusualgirl9000
Why though?
grandmastonguekiss
What do you mean, why?
thekingandqueenofcheese
dbs84mn
There really is only one choice, at this point you must fulfill you destiny and become a serial killer.
cb3k
notyourusualgirl9000
????
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I remember after Creepycon, I was dressed in normal clothes and clown paint at a bar. Shit happens.
notyourusualgirl9000
Creepycon? You must be the life of the party...
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Opposite, I'm a grumpy old man in general, but when the guy who runs your radio station tells you to do something, you do it
notyourusualgirl9000
I see you don't detect sarcasm very well....??
notyourusualgirl9000
But cool that you do weird stuff for work
knifeskills
That would creep me the fuck out
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
What really scared the bar staff and the regulars that knew me was that I was just drinking ginger ale
knifeskills
Yes, I would expect a clown in street clothes would want to drown his sorrows with cheap whisky.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Old Crow makes the day go away
DontSayIDidntWarnYou
And that's how he became the Joker
notyourusualgirl9000
bradlyadamz009
I was shooting a skit
whywontanybodygosnorkelingwithme
I always thought it was "shooting skeet".. Why would you need face paint for that?
ditiegirl
ChampionChains
Now you're shooting a shit
Warp8nt
*shooting a shit
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
For work? This send like the sort of thing you could take some work home and leave early over.
Tarnquil
Bet it's full of toilet humour
JPandhismightypotato
But why are you at work covered in paint
3nd3rwiggin
Where else would you be?
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
He was using his "break" at work I assume to shoot a funny skit. Now he needs to go back to work and can't remove he paint
bradlyadamz009
This guy gets it
zanzaboonda
Do we get to see the video?
Hamahawk
Is a skit some sort of racial term?
Hyero
Rock it for the day until you get home. Pretend it isn't there when people ask.
Baughr
Was this a skit for work? At work? Before work and you thought you would be able to take it off in the bathroom? That's what I'm wondering.
bradlyadamz009
Yeah early morning break. Didn’t think makeup would be so hard to get off haha
cananada
*skid
5HoleDangler
notyourusualgirl9000
Looks like you were shooting a kid...
gatharen
notyourusualgirl9000
Wipe the shame off your face!
SoludisSnake
Djalabajoe
https://imgur.com/3VQJIhM
mobleshairmagnet
This will never not be funny.
sodomizingtheshitout
Was that Jimmy from Shameless?
MethGasolinePissLemonade
This is from one of those 5 second skits right?
GovernorRichardGecko
Indeed
notyourusualgirl9000
Ha!
soontobefree
Got me fkn worried there, then I saw that it was my own internet deficiency, shame...
Ticketsss
notyourusualgirl9000
Eeeeeek
Djmeatslushy
notyourusualgirl9000
?
trigger60
bradlyadamz009
Just a short I’m working on with friends. I’ll post the link up here when it’s finished if you’d like. I enjoy guerilla shooting everywhere
elvatitu
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vaxine19
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thistimeimserious
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5thVecino
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PyramusAndThisbe
Good luck man!
filmingfiend
. Here for the link .
bradlyadamz009
https://youtu.be/R7fnATtsWP0
bradlyadamz009
This was just for one scene. Project won’t be done for a bit ?
SonOfKazar
You must be popular at zoos.
DukeDarkwood
Been a real popular job ever since the one in Cincinnati made headlines.
moonshadowkati
Text a female coworker and ask her to bring some makeup removal wipes to the door. That'll fix you right up.
romulus85
hope you're still stuck. it's also a good plan to get some loving at work.
livetotroll
Legit advice
ditiegirl
No normal woman keeps makeup removal wipes on hand. I use baby wipes and keep them at home
kittyanya
Hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol if you can't find a woman worker with makeup remover wipes. I use a stage makeup remover.
LookHarder101
Text a female coworker to meet you in the men's room. Genius.
Heavenissize17socks
She can get it to the door, or send it in for him.
moonshadowkati
"To the door."
korothesilverwolf
As a female, bring x to the bathroom texts are not weird to me, nor my friends. We get used to it p fast in highschool!
izuuaaf
But it's always a girl asking. A bit different if a guy asks...
WilliamWeird
Use 99% isopropyl alcohol. If it's not coming off, it's likely alcohol based.
bella16885
Do not put that on your skin
WilliamWeird
Dude, that's what is used for alcohol based makeup. Don't drench yourself, be sane.
BigBeeOhBee
Exactly. Alcohol is for internal use!
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
You guys trying to kill OP?
WilliamWeird
That's, uhh.. a movie standard. Can confirm.
stevescubasteve
You have female coworkers numbers? My game is so weak.
emjay9010
Every clown has a silver lining, Steve.
dbs84mn
There really is only one choice, you must fulfill you destiny and become a serial killer.
CrazyLizardLady86
Good idea, but I keep mine at home. Would you like setting spray though? It'll keep longer now lol
Treblaine
Pro-tip: don't leave a text message unless you really want to leave a permanent record.
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Treblaine
Or just call them. People are far more likely to screencap a "compromising" conversation than record every incoming phonecall.
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Treblaine
Okay so how the fuck do you get karen to install one of these extremely invasive apps? She probably isn't using "google voice".
TrimTrimmer
On what planet is this supposed to happen...?
hajimedj
Urf
WilliamWeird
Wekkumt'urf
whatevervito
Female here, anything that contains fat will bring it of. Olive Oil, Butter, Lotion, ... Good luck.
HouseOfEvil
I can't tell if this is actual advice, or a prank to get OP to butter himself.
whatpassesforclever
Ah yes, how did you know men had those in dispensers in our stalls rather than tampons?
pleasedontwearthat
I’ve been resigned to removing makeup with olive oil once and it was wholly unpleasant.
basicwhitelich
"Karen, it's Ted, meet me in the men's room I have a huge problem I need help with."
floriandg
Hr incoming
DTavs
Giggity
AMissionaryMan
lol
Applepotamus
toptrojanfan
And bring Lauren from HR just in case you can't handle it all.
itelldadjokes
Don't worry, Lauren from HR would already be on her way.
ThankYouForYourTime
‘It was that moment, fingers touching, the specially medicated PH wipes— He was so thankful he had chosen red. She couldn’t see him blush.’
allmostthere1234
And then he shit himself. The End. +1 to you though, are you a writer or that just roll off your tongue?
ThankYouForYourTime
Yes and yes. Thank you :)
jwingZ
PS come wipe me
MrBoogerPig
P.S. bring enough wipes to clean up a big mess of white stuff off a face
MordantBengal
I left it on to long and now it won't come off
YourUpstairsNeighbor
Hopefully not an engineering or software firm. Females are nearly unheard of.
Buttilicious
Tech firm giant here- our entire HR, accounting, recruiting, admin field and 40% of engineering is women, bathroom lines for womens restroom
Buttilicious
Are crazy outrageous :(
InoffensivePablum
We’re about 40% female although that includes HR, accounting and marketing. The technical staff is only about 30% female.
anarchoFeline
If you have no women in your office you need a new job.
Onyxstorm
Yea, this isn't really the case in the real world. Every company I've worked for was at least 30% female.
aggressivelysouthern
30% is way more than none, but it's also way less than half. Unrelated to previous comment, but thought it was worth nothing.
Onyxstorm
30% is pretty much even with how many apply for said roles.
christiands20151
What is a "female"? And how do I acquire their number?
Fl0zilla
Step one, take off the fedora.
NerdyPegger
It's probably a Trillby, not a fedora...
longrider5782
Step 2; shave off the neckbeard
Rkfinecake
They're what some at work some like yourself may call "the others". They can be chatty, but they're good workers.
Rkfinecake
You may see many of them taking their purses with them on bathroom breaks, certain days of the month.
JustinSane6
Step 1: Get lots of money. Step 2: Prepare for onslaught of women.
chanboxy
Number?? Women here..
ZanarkandAbes
BadabingBadaboomWasAlreadyInUse
You ask nicely
ikindacarebutimostlydont
m'lady
Dappledmoon
Might want to try some (men's) shaving cream first then the wipes to get most of the makeup off. Haunted house makeup experience talking.
notsoinnocuos
Kerosene works pretty good if you don't have that try some cheap vodka
oldshot
Old fashion greasy cold cream..the cheap stuff...works good..or did when I clowned around...works on theatrical makeup
TheBestRussian
Nothing removes my makeup better than basic Ponds cream. And it doesn’t hurt the eyes. Best moisturizer ever, too. And cheap.
HisBabes
Typohime
you want the cold cream - which is cheap cold cream - and then the moisturizer.
TheBestRussian
It says “cold cream” on it but I don’t really know what that is
moonshadowkati
Neat, wish I had known that when I worked in a haunted house.
ZombieDreamcatcher
Same here! They call a Dee's around here Freaky Dee's because most of us still had our makeup on when we'd go there at 1 a.m.
Chandorah
Worked?
moonshadowkati
Yup, worked in a haunted house one year. Mostly I threw on a pig head mask and chased people with a chainsaw, but I went zombie a few times.
IllusivePanda
Wait you can get paid to wear a pig mask and chase people with a chainsaw? I've been doing that for free for too long!
pareidoliaperson
Haunted house worker you say? I need a word with you man! Look, why would ya'll make shit so scary? I was like really scared!
Dappledmoon
Because money. Plus it is funny to watch people scream and run away.
jrblast
Do you normally take shaving cream to work? Like, aside from when you worked in haunted house makeup?
Dappledmoon
No, I'm female so I don't have a use for it outside of that application. The haunted house I worked at stocked the shaving cream though.
justripit
I have a shave kit in my desk, however that’s because I may have to go into a respirator zone. Need to be clean shaven for that.
orbat
Huh. What do you do, exactly?
justripit
IT. Industrial. Previous mining, current Pulp/Paper mfg. Need to keep a respirator on my hip in certain buildings, on my face in others
BishlamekGurpgork
I have a small toiletry kit in my bag always. just in case I wake up late and have to rush to work, but still have to brush and shave, or
BishlamekGurpgork
don't spend the night at home, or whatever the case may be.
myonlineidentity9090
Your Avatar checks out ?