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Part 1: https://m.imgur.com/a/t6Ohf
thriftydonkey
So you took these from imgur and added them back to imgur? Now I wonder why the servers are always fucked.
magila
That lighthouse joke is an urban legend. Never happened.
ThroughTheWormhole
Last time I saw it, it was England and Ireland.
miracleman
#6 Total Hogwash. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend
IamNotAnAlien
Does an inch thick rebar stuck through a leg count as a splinter?
LordDeadlyOwl
YES
Dontracemebrah
I'd suggest using commercial grade adhesive though. Dip the whole leg in and let it dry.
BangstickMagnum
No,no,no. Rebar can only be removed using concrete mix.
rando84
#6 Funny how they always throw in all sorts of random, specific details to make it sound true http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
EmeraldLight
If you have large boobs, #1 may cause feelings of euphoria via the oxygen supply to the brain being cut off
catFarm
The slide trick doesn't work: Friction is a function of mass (not surface area) and roughness.
LincolnSiixEcho
Bookception. I can't figure this shit out
grumblegrumblegrumble
What's happening in the bottle of beer/sheet of paper and the bluetack coasters?
TacticalZombie
They're supposed to be gifs. One opens the bottle, one moves the ball, both without touching
grumblegrumblegrumble
Ah ok. Thanks!
firelow
I knew they were supposed to be gifs but why? What makes them look like gifs?
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Compression
GOWENGETER
My wrist was sore and that exercise actually worked for me. Not sure what game they are referring to.
Razor101
My tea never tasted the same
SiscoVonSiegfried
#1 unless you have a high blood pressure, because then you should avoid reversed position.
iamtheloraxandistealthememes
This must be one of those cases where Imgur is reusing addresses
Foxsayy
Ill take "facts of that aren't true" for $500.
Linhtendo
ill take "unoriginal comment for 500€"
iHveNoCleverName
LordDeadlyOwl
This is the oddest gif i have seen
iHveNoCleverName
LordDeadlyOwl
The First one was odder
Foxsayy
This post is an unwritten Imgurian rule for any source less picture-facts at this point. This post was lacking.
frankbrodie
#26 Or just as many packs of toothbrushes as you need from Poundland. They're 4 for a quid. Like £4 for a weeks brushing and chucking them.
Groovycat
That tap-dancing poodle.
TheLimpinBiscuit
T4eTurtleC1ub
The top one is also good for a lower back injury... I fell asleep like that after injuring my back, woke up not hurting at all.
duckedoo
i hope i have to sneeze again soon
MrDevilsAdvocate
I like how he randomly took one picture out of a work stories post...
Elphames
Holding your eyes wide open and not blinking isn't going to make you look more normal to the person you're trying not to cry in front of.
LordDeadlyOwl
Depends
MissCaye17
Can't ride down a water slide ever again after reading that one about the shoulder blades and heel..always fear the wrath of the slode
somethingnotyettaken
#3 - That is, in fact, the reason they're called straws. Honest.
LincolnSiixEcho
Someone explain this shit
ThatOneGuy1425
Making fun of daughter http://sunshine.radiozinc.com.au/images/knife-tattoo-funny-628.jpg
LincolnSiixEcho
Oh ok, good dad
whiite
@ #5, but then you're going to get shredded by the poorly assembled tubes. So where they connect there's bumps and you get fucked son.
Bovvie
I'm a PhD student, I don't think #1 is going to eliminate all my stress in 5min
frankbrodie
I'm totally unstressed. And could see me getting stressed attempting to even get in that position haha.
notaballoon
THOSE STILL GIFS THO
jdpogan
#12 your*
WhiskyPrince
Why the hell would I ever want to prevent a sneeze?
LordDeadlyOwl
I do IT all The time
WhiskyPrince
But they feel so good!
hobanwashburn
As an epileptic, if I blink my eyes really fast I'm probly more likely to have a seizure...
LordDeadlyOwl
As the prophecy foretold. How the hell did you Find this?
hobanwashburn
Random mode
LordDeadlyOwl
There is Such a thing?
ntzrmtthihu777
Yep. Found it today, 2018/12/23
LordDeadlyOwl
Nice! Where can I access this magic?