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Feb 26, 2023 5:41 AM
programmingisfun
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MissSiesta
Is Elon a good example of how doing too much weed can sometimes result in mental issues (as a rare side effect)
newsguycraigevans
happywalker
keep up with latest twitter cock ups https://twitterisgoinggreat.com/
OctopusStinkhorn
Didn’t he recently say it was breaking even? Whoopsie.
Jewdakris
If you blocked him he unblocked himself from your account, then they shut my account down for revealing it, fuck that crybaby cunt bitch.
jjsjosCreator
can't we send him to mars already?
fsharpminor3s
what a tasty morsel!! Please sir, may I have some more?
cosonfused
and with that, they lost an entire archive of knowledge.
Shadowhawk000095
Cytos
Slack recently jacked up prices everywhere. Probably was over $500k bill, it wasn't "forgotten" it was purposely dropped.
Sandproblems
“Slacks off” this is a deliberate move. He stiffed the bill, wonder where he learned this move from….
Escapist83
"Wouldn't want the peons to be able to effectively communicate with each other."
Sonicschilidogs
I wouldn't say that slack offers more effective communication than email already provides IMO, but if you are used to using it in your
Sonicschilidogs
Job and it's now gone, yeah, that point stands. (I don't have anything to add, I just don't like/get slack)
MrFrankeisten
SheeshNation
No ceo of a major company runs accounts payable. Stop manufacturing narratives when there are enough actual problems to address
TrilithonStone
The question is, why did Putin and the Saudis want Twitter destroyed?
themobileappisbroken
A billionaire owing people money? Well I never.
darthnerdus6236
That wealth should start trickling down any time now...
xj4low
It sure is taking a long time fir that company die in a fire of incompetence since Elon took over.
xj4low
Fire. I should put my glasses on.
TsubakiTragic
slack... ain't it.
MrOne2
This is so fuckin stupid ... I bet next he'll skip on the electric bill.
ICannotSanctionURBuffoonery
Throw Musk at the the RNC next!
JericoJones23
Some headlines just write themselves
crossingdynasty
Well that explains why Twitter simps were blasting them as cancel culture Nazis yesterday
TeamToasterNeverForget
Ahh yes slack.. as we all know it.. with all its non-tightness and.. erm…?
MelodyLightfoot
It's a tool devs use to share info on projects so everyone knows whats being worked on. Amongts other things.
PTK74
Elon is waiting for that government handout.
ausgarddownunda
Well that is pretty slack of him.
gtollie
Reporter after coming up with that headline
thecoldmage
Slacksess
MarkoffChaney
magnificentfurmaster
Bob!
VibratingNipples
To Elon
dudehiemer
Did they ever pay their rent?
Skizmo
nope
WynnCreek
Elon wants to go to Mars to escape his creditors
bekindtoanimals
HAHAHAHA!!
RickRollable
Mars is the new Epstein's island
fickeroffick
I only wanted to go to Mars to get chocolate bars
TheWombatStrikesAgain
If he would go right now, and take everyone who cultishly follows him with him, that would be great.
shyriath
No no no, I want to see Mars colonized someday and not by people like him. Send them to Venus! It's warmer there anyway.
WynnCreek
The trick is we just send the Doom Marine up after him
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You think by the time we're ready to colonise Mars, that a single one of them will still be alive?
ilsalta
I read that Twitter deliberately cancelled the Slack account without warning.
eggmuffin
Did some schmuck say that on twitter? Was it ol' Musky?
stevenstephenstefan
during covid he banned zoom etc at spacex, everyone had to 3-way call each other to have meetings.
LargeAlbatross
oh yeah? well I read if a guy blows his load an a toilet and a girl pees on it, in 9 months a fuckin baby will come out, so there's that.
applesforjuice
Makes more sense to me than slack dropping them for a late payment. Even a year late, that's a huge client they'd want to keep
NERDRAGEohacat
Keeping a huge client that refuses to pay doesn't make for good business.
eggmuffin
It does if you have a mechanism for collecting on it, in the end, with additional fees. Which they do.
wormfood
That's not how slack works. Slack has an unlimited member free version, it just lacks features. If it vanished, it was cancelled.
applesforjuice
Didn't know that, appreciate the correction
wormfood
Yeah, apparently neither does anyone else. You're not alone. Slack is an employee-friendly chat solution, so corpos sometimes nix it.
SLCtechie
Did Elon get rid of his entire financial department? Including the CFO?
Colopty
Some of them maybe, the rest of them quit on their own in response to the mass layoffs.
Vloudimestre
Elon, financial genius doesn't need a CFO... /s
GuacamoleMoleMolester
*GTFO
FishySmasher
Funny he takes so much heat for Laying off a lot of people from an unprofitable company. Most big tech companies are also doing it now.
Fkngt
I’ve been through many layoff in fortune 100 tech companies. The right people were let go. Ol muskies layoffs were more like a tantrum.
tarnok
He's taking heat for being a dumbass billionaire who sides with racists and pedos who happens to also be tanking twitter by himself ??♀️
Shaodyn
Unless he makes major changes pretty fast, he's going to end up trying to run the entire company alone. Which he doesn't know how to do.
CitizenPrime
Oh no.... anyway
xizar
No, he'll still have the people that can't quit without losing their green card. Indentured Servitude is just good business.
Shaodyn
And wouldn't have the maturity to handle even if he did.
Shoutrr
he thinks he knows, that's the fun part
Ghlargh
"It's just code on a server, it runs itself!"
wuzziwuzzi
I’m convinced he’s just trying to destroy Twitter
CAustinC0x
Absolutely. He took the world's largest, most universally used platform for progressives to communicate on and destroyed it from the inside.
CAustinC0x
Journalists. Fundamentalists. Revolutionaries. Young adults seeking international information. He's stopping their communication on purpose.
GCRust
Nah. Gives him more credit then is due. Even if that was the end goal, $40 billion is a hell of a bill to do it.
Shaodyn
Hanlon's razor. "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." He's probably just terrible at business.
leperoutcastunclean
Grey's Law. "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Shaodyn
Also true. I'm not sure if Musk is this useless on purpose or if he's just your standard talentless rich brat.
SmoeAhsolse
Gray's Anatomy. "The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell."