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My wife had one of "those days" yesterday, so I wanted to do something special for her.
I woke up early, got the kids out of bed and made them breakfast. This way my wife could sleep in. I figured the kids were old enough to not set the house on fire while she was sleeping so I drove down to the store and brought her back her favorite Starbucks drink and the flowers you see above and headed back home.
When I got back home I started a bath for her (she got some new bath bombs for Christmas) and went down stairs to make her an English muffin for a little breakfast snack. I left all of this in the bathroom with the lights off and natural light coming in.
Finally, I went into our bedroom and nudged her awake, telling her that her bath was ready.
She was happily surprised when she opened the door to the bathroom.
I love doing these little things for my wife on occasion to remind her of how much she means to me. I'm sure she loves it too.
Pup tax (the cat is under the covers to the right) - this is Loki. He's a troublemaker, but the Avengers collar around his neck keeps him in line.
originalBabewiththePower
Pretty sure I heard a collective sigh of adoration from the women of imgur.
BearJesus1784
This isn't one of those fake account where someone fishes with other people pics?
KaleBeau
"Small", thoughtful acts like these mean the world to us. WTG, @OP! :)
IAMSRC
If I did this for my wife the first words out of her mouth would be "Oh God... What did you do?!".
EchoesOfWinter
That's adorable and super sweet of you!
kermie92
There needs to be more people like you in the world. Little gestures mean the most.
jdpt
So cute.
bertrand2060
Lucky girl !
jdpt
Yeah now all he needs to do is roll over and sit.
WideAwakeNightmare
Pfft, I feed my cat every morning at 3am.
SuckAnElf
You should message my husband some tips. I love the guy but he doesn't really get the whole romance thing.
Scrabblerabbledingdong
Good job OP. @idonothaveacreativeusername take note ;)
Elrondsniffingpie
so she sleeps in a bath?
unappropriatedPITYlaughs
Someone should make that picture into a Noir painting
reverseporkies
We're waiting....
slyvic
I fucked my wife and now she can't walk. :(
thecrawlingdead
Am I the only one that finds it completely odd that there was a need to photograph and post a story about this on imgur for strangers?
Lolmagnets
Nope. You're not the only one lol... She was happy, I joked about posting it on imgur and she said to go for it. Didn't think much of it.
Pishaw
That was very sweet of you.
jdpt
But did he get anal?
nj23dublin
Congrats on the near future sex
Lolmagnets
Unless she gets a UTI from the bath... #crossesfingers
nj23dublin
True.. still worth it though
SadieJones11
That my dear sir is how you husband!
InspiredUser
And she looking kinda dead. Even the flowers make it weird.
Lolmagnets
Oh, it does, you're right haha
Staceycole
This is what keeps marriages going. Fiancé just did similar for me when he came home from work the other day.
iwunnaseeurweiner
U killed ur wife and put her in the tub didn't u OP? U can't fool us!
jdpt
That's exactly what it looks like.
rdr8k
Great story bro
jdpt
zegerman5682
Why is she sleeping in the tub?
Lolmagnets
She was still half asleep and the bath was relaxing
jdpt
Was the story
LianMo
Because she can!!
MilesOnACar
But do you have a single brother between the ages 25-35 that is like minded?
mkreeg91
Two single brothers*... cmon @OP we're waiting
SiberianKayak
Or... or maybe two single brothers?
Lolmagnets
Lol I have one brother and he's the opposite of me and taken, sorry
diabolicalpenguinarmyoverulesallupvotes
This makes up for all those less than smart things you did or said. Trust me. Basically get out of doghouse free card. She knows you try.
Itisseventyalonghere
For my wife I cook a steak and chicken liver, served with spinach, boiled egg and cashews. You know, once a month. Top five sources of iron.
daffodilpuke
CaptnRisky
atesomebadfugu
kids are never old enough to not start the house on fire.
imwhatyouneverwantedtobe
15 yr old brother acccidentally lit a gas can on fire and melted all the siding on a part of the house. That's just one time lol
jtb1313
I have set my house on fire though only a little bit though
omgitsfirefoxx
I'm 25 and sometimes I feel I'm not old enough to not start the house on fire.
blacksmithofimgur
Maybe you should encourage it. With me my obsession with fire sparked my creativity and burning passion for creation
BadaDumTss
Threatened to burn the house down at 4. Lit the carpet on fire at 14. You never know when they'll strike...
discardedusername
Can conform, SO'S mother told story of how he blew up the garage showing off his new bomb skills, after military training
paralleluniversepam
Adults too
OneCrazyWriter
I must agree here. However, the hours of peak destruction change over time. Mine range in age from 22-16. I could wake up to anything!
TheSloppySlopSlopper
I am 18 - brother is 21 not kids anymore but can confirm
DreadPierateRoberts
I caught on fire, lit a river on fire, and the woods. Mostly put them out to
freakishdarling
Yeah I was 9 when I dropped a candle on a rug and tried to put it out with Kleenex,12 when I blew up our microwave from a hidden aluminum 1/
freakishdarling
Lining in my take out box,and 20 when I almost started a grease fire 2 days into living on my own. I'm 27 and own like 6 fire extinguishers.
wheresthetoaster
Brother and I actually did this. We were around 4 or 5
atesomebadfugu
a bunch of us derelicts almost burned down a house at age 12-13.. good times!
keleksbreath
True story. My husband and his siblings set their sister on fire once.
keleksbreath
(She ended up being just fine)
wheresthetoaster
That makes your username even better
Roqinn
LOL I set mine on fire when I was 12! Put it out with the garden hose!
ItalianaNrd
Mine was 15.
whosthatgirlitsvern
My then-16yo brother blew up our garage playing with matches and hairspray. Can confirm.
FsImgur
What else was in the garage? Hydrogen under high pressure?
whosthatgirlitsvern
Well, he duct taped the spraying mechanism open and directed it into a metal garbage can then threw in a match...
furriephillips
That'll do it.
JWinner21
I've caught myself on fire doing something similar to this. Not my proudest moment.
BecauseTheStatusIsNotQuo
Or was it?
BOOMitsHarryy
You're the reason women have such high expectations from us
Jvarg55
False As a dude that's i to dude I just want my dude to have a big dig and be stable Financially, I'll take care of everything else
Iaskdumbquestions
*woman
Queenofspiders
Username checks out
portonalga
And that's why the rest of us are fuck ed.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
http://imgur.com/VSRIVuZ
KaneVel
I blame Disney.
Alphatronx3
Eh, who cares... If it's the right one then You should do it! Go OP!
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Yeah! Stop making us look bad @OP!
KittenAddiction
step up bro
Jennystud
False. My only expectation is that you don't fart on me while sleeping and wash a plate or two every once in a while. Oh and have a big dick
hellocaitsith
Le Fiancé ripped a huge one on my leg this morning while his back was to me. Not only was it loud it smelled soo bad Gave him sh*t all morn
FsImgur
So men farting on you has really been a problem I see..
LoveBigD
I only have one expectation
zarkingphoton
Look, lady. I ain't washin' no fuckin' plates!
Jennystud
Lol take it or leave. I couldnt care less...
northwestroots
Damn, all these rules!
OmniscientZiltoid
Don't try to change me, baby.
SmellyPotatoMan
dang. I got 2/3. Farts fly when they want, and nobody can stop em.
Specialkay007
I mean, you are the smelly potato man
cybergeek
I mean, I *am* a big dick...
burgerandy
This is why I always hold in my farts and love washing dishes.
wheresthetoaster
Would you settle for 2 out of 3?
Atribbs
Only if one was a big dick.
zipykido
You could at least try to do the dishes every once in a while
TraitorousTrump3
Look at this overachiever. What a bastard.
Jennystud
Nope
rezpawner
Well fuck you then, we're not washing the plates.
Jennystud
Lol all good. I can find a man who does. And not a gassy little boy.