Long day at work, but they're still giving you The Look™? When you have nothing left to give, but you still have responsibilities; try out the Auto Strap On
But they're not a joke! You don't make jokes about them. You don't wear them as a joke. You don't give them as a joke gift or wear them ironically or do Pub crawls in them like the snuggie.
Bernard look...Bernard ..Bernard...Look Bernard. Bernard. Bernard....Bernard look Bernard... Bernard... Bernard... - WHAT - I'm a prostitute robot from the future!
funmaster2024
innovator
rhixhikaru
3PiecesOfBread
BellylintCrumbs
the number of people missing the joke intent of the item is too damn high
realizedagain
Really lethargic chestbuster.
KnifeKnut
Or you could wear a button-down shirt and open a few buttons
Morg729
ThisIsntFunAnymore
CoqRoq
....put...put your dick in it....
Maaatth
gnomedeplume
then watch it go haywire and push his stomach back through his spine
Merky600
Add a fan and an ice holder and you are on to something.
WeeemRCB
lazybuthappy
dontlookinmybeard
Love it's awkwardness. So creepy. But functional as fuck. Bravo
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
okay but can you adjust the frequency so it isn’t just cancelled out by my constant pelvic thrusting?
ForRohan
Turn down for WHAT?!
BadRoleModel
Now sit down and see what that looks like
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
Long day at work, but they're still giving you The Look™? When you have nothing left to give, but you still have responsibilities; try out the Auto Strap On
KrvMoses
KrvMoses
lp12345
@rightcoastguy needs to see this.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Beat me to the tag
AnneMakesMistakes
That username though...
Sasquatchsstinkywinky
We used to use our arm tondo this in elementary school.
bardock
We can't pump it down no we gots to pump it up
CobaltAzurean
Found right next to the shoulder massager and flashlight.
sdhull221
*fleshlight
3PiecesOfBread
*flushlight
squigglebaketerraform
"flashlight"*cough*
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Does it come with… attachments… to make summer nights a little more fun?
FartingWiener
Like a strobe light attachment, or a Bluetooth speaker?
PerpetuityPhoto
With that little motor, it wouldn't be fun for more than a single attempted push.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
That’s entirely dependent on the power source and the looseness of… nvm.
MachoMemeRandySavage
ulubai
HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY! HELLO MY RAG-TIME GAAAAL!
YouTubeRed
NinetiesBoomer
for some reason my saved post isnt worked so here's a YT link instead... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc&ab_channel=DiegoMendiburu
lightfantasticem172
THE TC TOPPS TC TUGGER SHIRT?!
revenantape
https://youtu.be/VxDozuzfVuY
LeeeeroyShankins
TC TOPPS TC TUGGER SHIRTS ARE NOT A JOKE! YOU DON’T MAKE JOKES ABOUT EM!
wutwutinthebuttt
Not like a snuggie
turdfergy
YOU DON'T GIVE THEM AS A JOKE
TheAdjuster
Man the latest season was such a disappointment to me. Watched it 1x and haven't gone back. Watched the crap out if s1 and 2.
lightfantasticem172
It was definitely not as good as the 1st one, but it got me so many times! The one about the "YOU GOTTA GIVE" had me crying with laughter
ByteeBandit
I feel like you may not have been watching s3 properly. It's like your only here for the zip line
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
He wrenches on s3, he acts like it's his
smadge1
The design is very human
PervertedTango
Do you have a machine to make the summer cooler, or are you just happy to see me?
Violaquin
Very easy to use.
KrondorMocker
Whoa.... No need to get all shirty.
Rockafella83
TheRockDude
fuck, i was gonna comment that +1
Juanitolon
The dudes boner looks like a hammerhead shark stuck in a fishing net
Volpe42
Why not just have a fan there instead?
CeoHuntingSeason
Too aggressive, makes you look like balloon, not very human design
DarkZalgo
That's fucking stupid
NotShoutingAnymore
An AUTOMATED shirt-tugging knob? Now I seen everything
WoodORama
You're an automated shirt-tugging knob.
georgedragonslayer
Or is it a knob-tugging shirt?
lightfantasticem172
hereforthebewbs
Not till you've seen the automated knob-tugging shirt.
lightfantasticem172
It probably comes in other styles too
TheAdjuster
Not really
drunkfix
But they're not a joke! You don't make jokes about them. You don't wear them as a joke. You don't give them as a joke gift or wear them ironically or do Pub crawls in them like the snuggie.
BackPackJohniee
Put two of this on your chest if you really want to freak some people out!
austinwizardforhire
Oh no...not again.
ImNotReallyADoctor
I think it's very capable of freaking people out exactly where it is.. with just the one
ePluribus
And set them half a cycle out of phase, so as one grows, the other shrinks...
Iamnotacreativeman
Ma'am! Calm your tits, literally! Please!
Markuspsyches
"Calm the calamity that is your mammaries."
theartofmath
Bernard look...Bernard ..Bernard...Look Bernard. Bernard. Bernard....Bernard look Bernard... Bernard... Bernard... - WHAT - I'm a prostitute robot from the future!
BigPPMothBF
giggalobot from A.I.!
BlueRonfar
Run them in tandem or alternating?
hereforthebewbs
yes
HolyHellJezebel
I want party tits!
givemeyourpointsplease
More like car blinkers. Sometimes they're in phase. Sometimes they're out of phase
IllBeOverAt5
Alternating