Machine to make summer a little cooler

Aug 14, 2023 9:36 PM

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innovator

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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v

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the number of people missing the joke intent of the item is too damn high

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really lethargic chestbuster.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or you could wear a button-down shirt and open a few buttons

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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....put...put your dick in it....

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3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

then watch it go haywire and push his stomach back through his spine

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Add a fan and an ice holder and you are on to something.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Love it's awkwardness. So creepy. But functional as fuck. Bravo

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

okay but can you adjust the frequency so it isn’t just cancelled out by my constant pelvic thrusting?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turn down for WHAT?!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now sit down and see what that looks like

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Long day at work, but they're still giving you The Look™? When you have nothing left to give, but you still have responsibilities; try out the Auto Strap On

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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@rightcoastguy needs to see this.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Beat me to the tag

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That username though...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to use our arm tondo this in elementary school.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We can't pump it down no we gots to pump it up

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found right next to the shoulder massager and flashlight.

3 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

*fleshlight

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*flushlight

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"flashlight"*cough*

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Does it come with… attachments… to make summer nights a little more fun?

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Like a strobe light attachment, or a Bluetooth speaker?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With that little motor, it wouldn't be fun for more than a single attempted push.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s entirely dependent on the power source and the looseness of… nvm.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY! HELLO MY RAG-TIME GAAAAL!

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for some reason my saved post isnt worked so here's a YT link instead... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc&ab_channel=DiegoMendiburu

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE TC TOPPS TC TUGGER SHIRT?!

3 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

TC TOPPS TC TUGGER SHIRTS ARE NOT A JOKE! YOU DON’T MAKE JOKES ABOUT EM!

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Not like a snuggie

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YOU DON'T GIVE THEM AS A JOKE

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man the latest season was such a disappointment to me. Watched it 1x and haven't gone back. Watched the crap out if s1 and 2.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

It was definitely not as good as the 1st one, but it got me so many times! The one about the "YOU GOTTA GIVE" had me crying with laughter

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like you may not have been watching s3 properly. It's like your only here for the zip line

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

He wrenches on s3, he acts like it's his

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The design is very human

3 years ago | Likes 759 Dislikes 0

Do you have a machine to make the summer cooler, or are you just happy to see me?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very easy to use.

3 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

Whoa.... No need to get all shirty.

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fuck, i was gonna comment that +1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The dudes boner looks like a hammerhead shark stuck in a fishing net

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Why not just have a fan there instead?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Too aggressive, makes you look like balloon, not very human design

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's fucking stupid

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

An AUTOMATED shirt-tugging knob? Now I seen everything

3 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 1

You're an automated shirt-tugging knob.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Or is it a knob-tugging shirt?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not till you've seen the automated knob-tugging shirt.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It probably comes in other styles too

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Not really

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But they're not a joke! You don't make jokes about them. You don't wear them as a joke. You don't give them as a joke gift or wear them ironically or do Pub crawls in them like the snuggie.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Put two of this on your chest if you really want to freak some people out!

3 years ago | Likes 304 Dislikes 0

Oh no...not again.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's very capable of freaking people out exactly where it is.. with just the one

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And set them half a cycle out of phase, so as one grows, the other shrinks...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ma'am! Calm your tits, literally! Please!

3 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

"Calm the calamity that is your mammaries."

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bernard look...Bernard ..Bernard...Look Bernard. Bernard. Bernard....Bernard look Bernard... Bernard... Bernard... - WHAT - I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

giggalobot from A.I.!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Run them in tandem or alternating?

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

yes

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want party tits!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More like car blinkers. Sometimes they're in phase. Sometimes they're out of phase

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Alternating

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