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Don't.
Yep. Uh huh. I bet
Furiou5
Can we talk about Blurred Lines? Do people not realize that Thick didn't write that song but rather Pharell and TI? Why dont they get crap?
JumpforJoy
Adventure time post: Thats the bullet hole....
mariomario42
Animated bear gif:
Creamyman
Why do I get the feeling #2 was taken in Russia?
tatertotsie
Ebola cream.
Hellcougar
This cat. I want it.
ScarlettC
Retrievers are bred to be 'soft mouthed', ie they return prey shot by guns intact, as opposed to terriers, which tear, shake and kill prey.
shalajarias
Funny thing is.. my terrier will carry an egg very carefully but try to tear a (fake) prey apart..
MechaHitler
The Westboro Baptist Church wouldn't scream for help, they'd just picket the fire.
whoisyourdaddy
Retrievers mouths are not soft; Retrievers are gentle.
ScarlettC
Soft mouth is a specific term meaning gentle mouthed: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soft_mouth
windoge
Am I the only one who though of Bullet by Hollywood Undead for the last one?
SlightlyRacistBanana69
NO ME TOOOOOOOP HI FRIEND. Sorry I got excited. I commented about that song on several other comments before seeing yours.
jhpresc
If the wbc was on fire, I would still save them.. wearing nothing but a pink thong and nipple rings.
jhpresc
I'm a guy
IGuessThisBeatsWorking
Wait is that boner thing real? I wish I wasnt at work so I could go get a boner and test it out.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
You can't get boners at work? Lolnoob
SlightlyRacistBanana69
You can't get boners at work? Lolnoob
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Sorry, didn't mean to write the same thing twice and now it won't let me delete it
everythingischr0meinthefuture
omg on the "errebody get up" I first thought it was the start to the space jam song
Candymostdandy
I can also carry an egg in my mouth without breaking it.
Ghostinthestall
Is it bad that when I read "errebody get up" I started to sing Space Jam?
KALADlN
If I spent a shit load of time studying and then they cancelled exams I would be pissed too.
terminallyilliterate
Especially if you're counting on it for a massive grade boost
friscoindendisco
Awww yezz, mothafuckin peggysue!
MisterMxyzptIk
I'm pretty sure most types of retrieving dogs just don't bite down on what they retrieve...Like birds, so they don't puncture it. Habitual.
gnarlygus
self conches? http://www.ultimatechase.com/chase_accounts/Images/Conch_Shell_Photo_Shoot/091607_Conch_Shoot_307.jpg
Muthsera
Silence everyone! Gnarlygus has the conch!
salamanderthegreat
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?!
RepresentingTheRepublicOfEzo
i think those are conch selfies
AndThereWasMuchRejoicing
ugh selfie whore
tooomanysteves
I have the conche, let me speak!
risfutile
by "the imgurian"... hahaha
FlyingTigerRose
Sounds painful.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
*squidward laugh* "Uhanh uhanh uhang"
WolfcubEllie
Who even knew that conches have photo shoots?!
Najda
It took me so long to understand what she was saying...
Lordofrye
Extremely photogenic conch.
fremenfighter
I...I don't get it...is it a pun?
SlightlyRacistBanana69
She just meant "self-conscious" but misspelled it.
The16thSockMonkey
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
docbrownstolemyplutonium
A Club member!!
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
"What should we do?" "Nothing." "THE GREAT CONCH HAS SPOKEN."
BigMammaLlama5
I couldn't find the gif so I offer you this instead! http://imgur.com/PNlHZDh
The16thSockMonkey
Here, I made this for my fellow Club Members http://share.gifyoutube.com/9ry9B.gif It may not work though.
BigMammaLlama5
No but I like it anyways!
onyalasagna
oohloohloohloohlohhlohh
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
LIDDLE LIDDLE LIDDLE LOO
realskips
Dick cheat code. Brilliant
Yoshiru
You guys think that's a sketchy catchy song? Geeze, plenty worse than that.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
"Bullet" by Hollywood Undead is the happiest sounding song I've ever heard but it's about depression, substance abuse, and suicide. Yaaay...
szepasszony
Semi-Charmed life-- 3rd Eye Blind is pretty sketchy catchy song. I'm addicted to crystal meth!--do do dooo, do dado dooo...
Greeneyeddevil
'All exams are cancelled. ALl your hard work is for nothing and we have no idea if any of you made any progress this year! Hurray!'
BenHurDoneThat
And now every guy is gonna try the flexing thing....
wam3483
Doesn't work.
Warranty
I tried it, but then I remembered that I am a girl. After a solid 15 seconds.
EnterDMZ
Now whenever you see someone flexing in public...
avanitas
Isn't sex usually flexing of muscles for 60+ seconds? (If you're not a teenager and are not too surprised about having actual sex?)
xkotu
I need someone to confirm that it works or not.
mimblewimble
I NEED TO KNOW
WeirdEnigma
Hell yeah it does! I figured it out back when I was 15 waking up with morning wood & working out... I was a chubby kid...
Terrorific
Yes, it works. Very helpful at work.
FleetwoodMacSexPantsNewbandnameIcallit
Me too. I'm a girl, but I want to know.
kirivon
Tried it, didn't work. I think it's just the distraction that helps, not the flexing itself. I sometimes bite down on the inside of my cheek
melveys
Yeah but 60 seconds is a long time when you are expected to stand up.
Chronicle
it's a lot better than the 5 minutes or so it could take though
Scuzzball
Foreplanning.
melveys
It can work in some instances. Maybe not, "Ewww someone pooped in the hot tub everybody out!"
Scuzzball
...I have never accidentally shit myself while trying to flex, and was not aware this was an existent problem for some.
melveys
Ha! I mean that would be an instant that you could not plan for.
coppercurls08
Tried the boner thing with my boyfriend, didn't work. At least he got a BJ out of it. All in the name of science!
JohnSmithson123
That last one put the song back into my head. ERREBODY GET UP, ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW, OH GOD THERE IT IS FUUUUUUCK
Asharinbosmer
I gotta admit i have no idea what song its talking about
MKDagger
I thought...I thought it was the opening part of Blurred Lines...
aguyuno
It was. But it's also Space Jam
FullMetalBitch
I still don't get it >_>
SuitablyCuteLion
IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW
TheCutestSloth
WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN
CapnAlbatross
Of course Richard can funk! Look at him! He's Canadian!
dedradawn
Better funk than Feck: http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/stephan-feck-dive-fail.gif
HalfVulcanHalfKlingonHalfPakled
♫ WE GOT THE FUNK ♫
CapnAlbatross
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU
HalfVulcanHalfKlingonHalfPakled
I wouldn't disappoint ;)
CapnAlbatross
That isn't what Uhura said last night
HalfVulcanHalfKlingonHalfPakled
Orion1453
He's definitely not Asian, though, because he wasn't born in Asia. I know, because I have an Asian friend who was born in Asia.
BeefyDarkness
MRC = Meat Retreat Cheat
MightyMorphinMontagne
thought that said MCR was very confused
ButILikeCats
My trick is to think about doors and lamp shades that shit works every time
FaptainKirk
Curse my door fetish!
ButtDickSaidAllHeilHypnoToad
That's my fetish
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
I recite musical scales in my head.
voltato
I think about baseball, I fucking hate baseball, shit works fast.
IGchat
That last one: Blurred Lines is NOT about rape, despite what Tumblr would like you to think. Read the damned lyrics.
PornoWarrior
It may not be about rape, but it does have some serious rapey vibe
Kennoot
I thought they meant "Pumped up Kicks". Catchiest song about school shootings EVER
AmericanAirlines
I really do hate that misconception almost as much as I hate the song
iloveyousushi
Well of course it's not. Nobody would write a pop song about that. It's just some of the phrasing is... questionable.
Trimbl
Not if you apply some reading comprehension.
sheshazelnuts
He sings "The way you grab me, must wanna get nasty." Sounds like she was the aggressor here.
itsawerewolfbarmitzvah
There was an unfortunate combo of rapist quotes that were pretty close to the lyrics. Like, obviously it`s not intentional, but still.
PotatoHamer
Well what is it about?
EllRD
a girl wanting to cheat with the song's singer, and the song singer wanting explicit consent before he does anything
AUsernameNotTaken
Some people will go out of their way to make people believe that any song that broaches the topic of sex is about rape. It's kinda sad.
punkrockprufrock
Sex negative feminism: undoing one of the most influential pieces of progress one blog post at a time!
Wildumb
It belittles women quite a bit, sure. But rape? Nah, just about everyone who thinks that was just looking for controversy.
Renarde
It's about a woman groping a guy when she already has a boyfriend, but won't go any further. Blurred lines as in what's cheating or not.
gooseduckbutt
Honestly the lyrics seem to read, "You're hitting on me, but you worry about your bf. He doesn't own you though so go with your gut."
Wildumb
I agree, but the tone of lyrics is a little condescending. Nothing to flip about, of course, but a little obnoxious, I think.
gooseduckbutt
Yeah that's my thinking on it too. A little condescending, but no more than the lady divas that also sing about how "you know you want me".