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Mar 24, 2020 10:35 AM
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
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cwhis
"Borrow"
LosDuckos
Yes u may
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Man remember when we got so stoned we talked about that time we got so stoned and talked about that time we got stoned at that concert?
Arnold66
Patient Zero
ImgurPlz
I can smell this photo.... ?
TeamSpicyTacos
How bout a fuckin comb bitch??
AchDuLieber
Only if you shave your head.
ItachiRaditz
My brother in law. Currently living with us.
nomealone
Set fire to a dread.
Muunk
Bantha
warhymn
Disease carrying parasite.
Pedrothesmith
*slam* well, one less xmas card to write!
arkangora
Don’t let this left-over hippie, pseudo Rastafarian guy in! He steals your Pssssst!
atalleywak5
So, he saw people like this and tried to emulate them? Who in the hell would ever want to be like this?
burningitchyrash
That picture smells of swamp..
N0Ragrets
kapta3nklutch
Drexl Spivey
cjandstuff
Post Malone was a hippy before all the tattoos?
howmanysugars
This has to be Galway, Ireland
ThisMightBeAThrowAway
I honestly thought it was Post Malone at first
priestsaresotouchy
Wait, is it not?? I'm pretty sure this was when he played the acoustic stuff terribly behind all the 7-11s, so like...what 6yrs ago? 7?
ImgurPlz
It's not?
zipiddyfndoo
Is he a sniper?
shufflindrudders3
Part of the storied Rainbow Family, I'm betting.
ratfaceddog
Doubtful. A small percentage of them are rainbows.
ftex530
Just about everywhere in Colorado. Also try the Mothership in Taos NM. Worst humans ever.
rachelsalinas23
In Colorado they are called Trustafarians no?
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
They have those in Charleston, SC living on the beach.
EdwardWongHauPepluTivruskyIV
Is this Boulder CO? Borrow? Don't you drive a VOLVO and have a trust fund?
DamageAndJoy
went to cosmetology school & they’d offer reduced rates to the public for cuts by students / woman comes in with 2ft thick mushed dread 1/2
CWrightPills
Technical term: beaver tail
ValerieWongus
DamageAndJoy
it went down to her ass, hence the smoosh -she said she “felt itchy” -while being washed out saw lice, dead cockroaches, spiders & flys 2/2
slyvic
Its a good thing I already finished my breakfast.
76000BatteryLlamas
Marsupials, xenomorphs, primordial ooze, a bar of Nazi gold, ivory toothpicks, a tail light for a 72 Corvette, a piece of 2-way mirror glass
stinkonamonkey
Upvote for Nazi gold. That's funny.
NotGoodConfessionBear
Funny because it's not Nazi gold but gold stolen from people they invaded. ahh, history is horrible.
LucidAftermath
Got anything for a 99 suburu outback?
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Found an alternator, 3 of 4 spark plugs, drivers side front seatbelt and a complete set of floor mats. Take your pick, they're all yours.
andrewskogin
I’ll take the floor mats! Thanks.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
God it isn't even that hard to care for dreadlocks but people seem to think dreadlocks = no wash. Nightmares.
ratfaceddog
Not necessarily, but most of the time.
DoublevBomb
If the rest of their person is filth, I'd expect the hair to be as well. Particularly from white people with dreads, for some reason.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Just imagine for a second... Dreadlock pubes.
DoublevBomb
Instant and permanent ban from Grindr.
DamageAndJoy
a teacher/stylist took it over & used clippers to “chainsaw” it off & placed the “hair” in a trash bag. -fin-
SuperRockinMrMagic
Thanks. I haven't gagged in way too long
DamageAndJoy
it needs to be said that this woman was white as to deter potential discriminatory thoughts - just the dirtiest of dirty hippies.
Ekstren
Well, I imagined her white, so I'm racist
MouthyLurker
Nice use of -fin-.
DamageAndJoy
EmailFail
Well that's gross. Who took it home to eat?
Fleaofpain
parismaker
The smelly hippie, of course
WhAtAb0uT
It’s called a “beaver tail” and it’s fucking disgusting.
DamageAndJoy
i’ve heard that term before. but this was more like “bug bomb”
WhAtAb0uT
JPlant
Fuckin Wooks
Shuey
Hey! Only we can say that word!
assmaster4000
They speak the true true ^
CWrightPills
Tagged and bagged
Dorsk84
At least wooks mantain their hair. Look at Chewie. He uses Maybelline.
ThePotatoBandit
Then proceeds to try to sell you shitty wiretaps
Volaktil
Also boasts about not needing any money...Not their money obviously
ProbablyPoe
Do dirty hippies still exist? I haven't seen one in the wild in this original form for quite some time
nirach
There are more than a few at the local organic "super" market that I have to go to.
wafflesnaffle
Yes they do
WhAtAb0uT
Yes
LilGypsySoul
Come out to western BC bruh, they're all here!
Ghlain
Manitou Springs, Colorado. Quite a few of them there.
calmpassionate
Let me tell you about a remote little place called Humboldt, CA...
mwbowen
I'm trying to picture what you look like.....
MrSafely
They do not exist in the wild any more. There are still some in captivity.
PrfctDrk
It's because there's a global pandemic called Coronavirus right now, making everyone Quarantine.
texabilly71
Kralizac
Hippies hate death metal.
LeftRightThere
I spotted a few in the wild a few weeks back. They still exist, I just don’t frequent their habitats now that I’ve grown up.
Ididntcomehereforthis
This is the new breed. Behold, the Wook....
Welltron3030
This is a slight variation on your standard dirty hippy. This is called a wookie. They don't care about nature or anything, just drugs
thevortexmaster
In British Columbia Canada they exist in droves where I'm from. Full on flower children
speershawks
We need a drill in BC to deal with hat amount of hippies.
SmokyDoggg
Are they young hippies or old people still clinging on? I've only seen the latter.
bigfloppydonkydong
Both in Missoula Montana
thevortexmaster
Both
mijk
My neighbour's a flower-child hippie. Hot as absolute fuck. Does yoga in her bikini in the laneway we share.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Well she probably all about that free love and such being a hippy and all. Hit that shiiitttt
mentallychallengeaccepted
Dude i backpacked trough central america. Hell fucking yes they exist
CatsUpvoteTerror
Yes. Yes they do. They still thriving out here in Portland
captaingeerex
In Portland too, can confirm our plethora of hippies
papapanda
Here in Colorado. They're all over.
papapanda
And I hate these fucking wooks.
ninjastyle
I feel they've congregated into these hot spots. I had the same thought about them disappearing, but then I went to CO. Oh here they are
Gbizzle
I’m fairly certain they are all manifested from a state park in southern OR
dedncyde
Oh, definitely.
Ericus1
I thought that's because Portland exists in some kind of pocket time dimension where it's still the 90's?
aap71
the dream of the 90's is alive in Portland! Portland is where young people go to retire!
CatsUpvoteTerror
The last time they bath was in the 90's .
Xerosama
They have evolved and became acclimated over the years. They now only show up at Umphrey concerts in their final form
yamsonthebeat
Are you a fellow buck hunter?
actualseal
They are thriving on Hawaiian islands. Called, "Granolas"
TheJollyBengali
This is a specific subspecies knows as a 'wook'
HughGRecti0n
Church Street in Burlington, VT. That’s where you’ll find em.
bochikiniki
Well, infection are pretty scary. I'm assuming that they died out
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
As long as jam bands exist dudes like this will exist.
Mayonnaisetaskforce
I live in Humboldt ca and unfortunately they swarm here.
Damienlikesdinos
Lotta dirty hippies in TN
Lots43
My brother is a clean hippie
AstralDebris
Haha, Big Island Hawaii
wabitgirl
As a "clean" hippy in Oregon, yeah, they do, and they still suck massive dicks.
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
Come to LA
ArtProjectB12
My wife makes and sells soap. She had a scent called Nag Champa. No one liked it. Changed the name to Dirty Hippie and it sells well.
ChorizoPig
Austin resident here: yes, they exist but hipsters have pushed them out of much of their native habitat.
SmooshedBananas
Go to New Orleans. These guys are everywhere.
gettotheslapchoppah
Never seen out and about but I go to a local weekend long jam band festival and there are plenty of them around.
tihsho3765
Can confirm work music festivals. We call them wooks. We try to figure out how many drugs they are on at the time.
ImThaLAW
Stress707
Arcata, CA locates I. Humboldt County California is where you’ll find their hive. You can smell the patchouli before you see them.
iusedtodream
Come to Portland. They are now disguised as 'burners'.
ZnRster
Not many... most of them have evolved to become hipsters.
lokazaks
That’s cause most of this asshole moved the the west coast or Hawai’i
yamsonthebeat
They do; im on the “festival” seen and we call them WOOOKS.
yamsonthebeat
Scene. I’m not a wook I swear
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Exactly what a wook would say
yamsonthebeat
Shhhhhhhhh I just like weed and the Grateful Dead and the occasional ketamine
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Same. But like hallucinogens not k
yamsonthebeat
And I’m secretly a gypsy but that’s not important
PieAndPunch
Evergreen State College in Olympia WA is their breeding ground. I was there for work a year ago and almost walked through a drum circle
CptRobotNinja
Oh they very much exist you just gotta know where to find them
attofreak
Come over to Germany (Berlin, specifically). Weird breed of hippies these days. Borderline racist, but self-annointed progressive types.
Anonaru
I have one in my circle of friends, dude is awesome but hard to reach, bought like an entire mountainside
Anonaru
--and lives on it
AnUpvote
Ithought they evolved and became Hipsters
YoSamiteSam
After the mods vs rockers clash, hippies evolved into yuppies and punks. The yuppies gave birth to the hipsters.
YoSamiteSam
Hipsters then used the yuppie money to major in sociology and buy vintage ethically sourced everything.
YoSamiteSam
Punks split into goths and ravers, and the goths split into skids and the various goth subspecies. Wooks are a subspecies of raver.
AnUpvote
Nature is truly fascinating!
DeinnsBeans
Yes, my sister in law and her husband are dirty hippies
clurrrrrrr
They’re all in Fredericksburg, va
krissypoojackets
Indeed they do
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I guess they’re modern hippies? Hand made rustic clothes and long unkempt hair—- forest hipsters?
jellyboner
They’re called “wooks” now
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
I still see them occasionally around North Carolina but mainly at shows and disc golf courses
CulturallyEmbiggened
Western NC, around like Asheville/Boone?
WhataboutBobWiley
yes..Asheville more specifically. Honestly haven't seen them in Boone.
Cosmicwizard0
Come to Oregon, we still breed here
PrizmRed
I live in Greenville and some of the Asheville variety are slowly migrating down
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
migrating east?
augustus91
Probably talking about Greenville South Carolina, it's right under Asheville
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
I live in Charlotte but yes, exactly there.
ExplodingRobotColon
Me too, fast growing and completely devoid of culture
JardaniJovonovich
I met a girl off tinder who was from north of Charlotte in Cornelius and she was a hippie but not a dirty hippie. Awesome and fun person tho
CulturallyEmbiggened
Used to work out there. Met some motherfucker with hair like this who played the bagpipes while busking. A strange species to be sure.
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
His name is probably Kief
Alexon
Gah how much I dislike disc golf
fondlethegooch22
Asheville!
ExplodingRobotColon
Ha, I lived in boone and thought that I only see em in the NC mountains these days
Jules6486
Come to Colorado and they're everywhere...many of my friends are dirty hippies but I love them anyway
draxiom
What are these “shows” you speak of? Isn’t that something we used to do?
draxiom
betmcc19721
You'll find these creatures at Phish & any surving Grateful Dead's members bands.
ratfaceddog
whoosh
betmcc19721
Just saw your user name. Hiding in plain site!