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Jun 12, 2024 2:54 AM
defrostedtauntaun
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Rendova
And his knuckleball is....popcorn! Get your popcorn!
polarbearbaby
Isn’t Drumph 6’3” & 230 lbs too? What an athlete! /s
prfesser
My first dentist when I moved here was named Titsworth.
VodkaReindeer
I bet his friends call him Big
themeanestnicepersonyouknow
Also where Greta Van Fleet is from
tarquinious
Middle initial: P
ClaudBalls
I need a titsworth of sugar. (two cups)
Kyrorayne
Look, that's 6'3" 230lbs. Orange lard is not that.
Snooj
Someone need to put little dots inside those zeros.
Theguywiththejokes
If he becomes a star people will say of other pitchers, "He's not even a Titsworth."
CloseupCaptionReaction
The usa has so many German Town names...
Jimbo64
It's a holdover from when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Isalan88
I hope his middle name is Peter, cos then he's Drew P. Titsworth.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
goflyblind
animatronicChristmasChickens
Back boobs
whoatherebigfella
wootusmagootus
Odincdaj522004
Mike Truk!
AthosUnderPressure
I know that kid! I know his dad too.
Animorphs
I had an argument in highschool with staff and a student. They were talking about basketball uniforms and were considering doing first name initial than their last name. This guy’s first initial was C. His last name was Hink. After I asked them how they would pronounce it if it was one word they saw the problem.
cbjfan
Wonder if he's related to Parker Titsworth, former Ohio University lineman.
zanaria
Surprised his parents didn't name him Howmuchisur...
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
It's no Rusty Kuntz, but it's good.
Oogibah
I personally like Johnny Dickshot
shuttlecockinakumquat
Konerko Getz Kuntz
Intabih4
Dick Trickle?
ValamirCleaver
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Jay_Kuntz
Imademyselfsquirtle
Mike Hunt, Dickens Cider (yeah not an actual persons name but hilarious all the same when you say it with an Australian accent) enters the chat
cusbuster
Mike Oxlong.
ShutUpMeh
Dixie Normus
amp99
amp99
NorwegianSheepknuller
If you taste metallic down there they might be bleeding, I almost went back to the party before checking the mirror
NorwegianSheepknuller
Now, to be clear, I don't care about blood, but it sure would be a conversation starter for the others.
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
"Titsworth 00"? ALL tits are worth more than 00.
pyroshen
Sharpie little nips into the 00
ObiHaiv
The Kardashians would agree with you.
AstrophysicsDork
Yeah, but.. Drew Tits - Worth 00. Real ones, yeah. His I think might've been drawn. Lotta people are sayin it...
MeowWoof
Nah man, the 00 represents the tits.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
But where are the nipples?
MrBismarck
Banned on imgur
MeowWoof
They're shy
cusbuster
NATA5
I used these names when I have to insert a fake name into conversation. Or if I have to name a character. Todd Bonzalez always cracks me up.
athomp78
Was this from Bases Loaded?
mikeatike
Truk!
MrBismarck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c
SecondSince
Saved for future character names!
Jimbo64
If this was about hockey, I wouldn't even question it.
HeadJamistan
Fuck yeah was gonna post this if it wasn't here already! +1
Odincdaj522004
Mike Truk is always my favorite.
defrostedtauntaun
Bobson Dognutt FTW
freakdiablo
"Why yes occifer, it is 104% legitimate American ID. My name is...Bobson Dognutt. Problem?"
Thorinori
Bobson was great, but he was definitely no Sleve McDichael
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Lol I was about to say "it's right up there with Bobson Dugnutt"
cusbuster
My favourite is the famous Italian/Scottish baseball player Mario McRlwain.
JackieTreehornProductions
Those are obviously hockey player names they stole
EvilStarLegacy
The meme tag is fake. I believe they took real names and changed some letters.
EvilStarLegacy
I got thumbed down but here's a whole thread of a guy who cracked the code one how they did it : https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/10lhir3/a_classic_that_i_always_go_back_to_fake_american/
cusbuster
Bobson Dugnutt?
EvilStarLegacy
A lot of the names are swapped of last names between 2 teams and changing one letter. Some teams used names of NHL players.
EvilStarLegacy
Guy here lays it all out, and explains where Bobson Dugnutt probably comes from : https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/10lhir3/a_classic_that_i_always_go_back_to_fake_american/
Rabidbacon
Call JG Titsworth 877 TITSNOW!
defrostedtauntaun
When you need tits in a hurry?
Jimbo64
They're my tits and I need them now!
defrostedtauntaun
Hahaha