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The best thing to happen in an airport
Jul 20, 2017 6:13 PM
Silliosophical
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puppyblanket
You accidentally added "in an airport" to the title. Go ahead and remove it.
hansolongdingdongtralala
sarahsaurroar
I'd never make it to my flight unless someone picked me up and carried away. And also patted me down for trying to smuggle one of them out.
Pikkupanda
To be honest, "the best thing to happen in n airport, ever" is a pretty low bar to set.
FirstDagger
Puppy spill at gate 1.
IAmSimplyNotHere
I don't normally say this, but I'd fly United for this.
Lesurous
Detained for smuggling gold.
rdswords
MRW. As a full grown adult man.
TiredoNames
Airbuddies?!
keyserv
I am inclined to agree.
lau8ht3r
Puppy breath! I'd miss my flight too..
ninjagall
Someone spilled puppies all over the damn floor
WelcomeToThePartyPal
Now THAT is a layover!
AxlHardrod
This is my first time witnessing Keanu Reeves smile... and I'm not sure I like it.
zonkedout1
Watch Bill and Ted's. His smile is awesome
Nomulus
This is why God punishes Keanu Reeves. Not because he's a terrible person, but because when he's happy he smiles like that.
samsonguy920
from Devil's Advocate. I was convinced that is Keanu's true big smile face the first time I saw that movie. Still am.
whosagoodboy92
hoopinghannah
More like layROVER! Amiright?!
aeomirblue
Ashpond
WesTexMex
That looks like a lab test experiment.
polkadotrocks
tests show sending children as baggage is not recommended
rosequette
Every time I see a golden retriever, I upvote
goldenretrievers
:D
rosequette
Whoa golden retriever senpai noticed me
goldenretrievers
kingofbass40
OMG ONE IS IN THE ROLLING SUITCASE!!!
midwestcoaster
Oh my god I love that there's a little stuffed one too!
Mercenarity
Which one?
midwestcoaster
Exactly.
poopymcstoppy
Ugh I hate it when I spill my puppies at the Airport! It's always when I'm already running late, too
sirbartonslady
Look at that splattage! So cute!
TheCaydeUnit
Air buddies.
coreyjayb
I want to boop all their noses
KentuckyFriedChildren
*snoots
coreyjayb
Shit you're right
MaplePhoenix
I see someone have been trying to smuggle contraband puppies again, huh?
Junktrunkjunkie
Someone's into illegal Pugs.
Tyranicross123
snuggle*
GetAssista
Yeah, look how they are all drugged
PaulNewmansGhost
Those sick fucks.
MaplePhoenix
Right? This world is going to hell...in a big fluffy handbasket
DhaliaTheGreatest
Would quite likely miss my flight
vanella
Unless they were on your flight :D
Superchief86
Just let the pilots know and they'll join you.
Iamanotherpersonherelurking
They are good dogs
skellington01
Go back home after 3 hours... "shit was supposed to be vacationing in Jamaica.... oh, well"
JackieTreehornProductions
now I'm just vacationing at the airport terminal...
colieco
Likely? You mean "definitely".
suuperhans
worth it
DhaliaTheGreatest
Totally!
dogsinshowershoes
Oh shit, someone spilled puppies all over the damn floor.
Iskyandar
Also kicked off UA eh?
BeepBoopNoRobotHere
spiffylookingnerfherder
*Brant.
coffeeandarabbit
*bront
Immutablespellingderp
Brunt
Ultrafire3
willupvote4nudes
A little off the wall here, but this gif goes really well with "666 t" from Bon Iver's album 22, A Million.
spiderisdeepinmysoul
Who spilled puppers?
cwhetsel
This is a golden opportunity for some dog related puns. I am having a ruff time thinking of one, though. Can someone throw me a bone?
ffilm
Don’t terrier yourself up. Most dog puns are a mastiff waste of time, but some are grrrr-ate. It’s getting out of hound, to say the leashed.
Tahvy
+1 for effort guys
LintillaAllitnil
I love that one of the puppies has a puppy!
PowwerOrb13
I just noticed the gray kat Webkinz before the plush puppy. Now I want to find my grey cat
ithinkimhilarious
I have a pic of my cat and his cat. It's like a family photo, he set up the pose and everything
orangeisthenewbasic
pupception
MacDaddySmitt
Everyone needs a puppy
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
HalfPintKatie
And one has a kitty!
beerlady
damn straight
HilldodgerActual
I gotta know. Are they actually smiling or is this some foul trickery. If it is then lie to me because I need this.
Goodnewwseveryone
haha "foul trickery" what a ridiculous phrase. but it's no fowl trickery, bc it's bunnies. bamboozled again
armouredswan
He didn't say fowl though?
Goodnewwseveryone
it was a joke, but obviously a bad one
ghostanom
It's an advertisement by some Aussie detergent or soap thingo
BreadyStinellis
Idk about the bunnies, but my dog grins like that all the time. It's the cutest. You can see his tiny little puppy cheeks.
SwampTitties
Puppy cheeks!! Squeeeee!
HilldodgerActual
I demand evidence.
breakinginsanity
Dog doot dot...
lncorrectGrammerNazi
You heard the man. Pics or it didn't happen.
BreadyStinellis
BreadyStinellis
BreadyStinellis
This might be stupid, but I only use Mobil and I don't know how to post pics in comments
MuFugginFudge
They are actually smiling
TL10
Got any sauce for that?
Goodnewwseveryone
refer to the last statement made by "TheRealJohnJacob" and you got your sauce..........(I don't wanna tag 'em bc then they would kno)
david42
I hand-delivered a goldie pup for a friend years ago; that pup got more chick time in two hours at the airport, than I had in a decade.
catsaregroundowls
My sister used to borrow my mom's pug to walk with her pug for her single friends to meet dudes.
igec
So true. My pupper even had a busload of girls stop to pet him. Kind of unfair, but he is a good boy and deserves it.
sorensiim
Recently got a lab puppy and HOLY SHIT I should've gotten one when I was single!
Kaysmira
They say that walking a dog is a great way to meet new people in your area. Being a responsible dog owner makes a good impression.
sorensiim
Absolutely true
lostinukraine
Agree when Even I feel horny I just take my Pom for a walk in the park. He's good at finding hot morally challenged girls. Best wingman ever
lostinukraine
I kinda feel like he knows what he's doing. Like I get you dis birch you get me one right?
Silliosophical
I saw people jump out of moving cars, run from restaurants, & miss trains to pet the goldie pup I dogsat once. They're crack.
DanOrtega
Barkfetamines.
allinvain
Nice, so you mean to tell me a golden retriever is in fact a pussy retriever!
borgmaster
Get an exceptional social puppy and watch was those girls maternal instincts hit full overdrive.
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
/a/Yplvq It took me two and a half hours to walk a mile when she was a puppy...
noobwrench383
As a golden retriever breeder can confirm puppys are magnets for attention.
Cartoones
Who the he'll runs from restaurants? Like ahhh the food is so bad here! Oh look a puppy!!! Than they run lmao
ladypuma8
I left a line at a resturant to pet a corgi on the patio of the resturant next door.
Silliosophical
It was urban city living, so you could run from your table, pet a stranger goldie, & then run back to your food without missing much.
Silliosophical
Odd, but pretty much a daily occurance.
MmmCookiePoops
It's crazy to me. Dogsat my mums lardbutt goldie cutie and had hard looking dudes asking to breed her. The sweetest little shits.
Mary674
...phrasing?
KomradKomarov
TemporaryUzername
ummmmmmmmmm
DonteHaversham
MmmCookiePoops
Oh, they definitely were probably going to steal her for fights if it was a different time of day but I had my SO as safety.
lurkingbadly
I think the fucky part was about your phrasing. Sounded like the hard-looking dudes wanted to really *breed* her, you know?