Aug 31, 2016 3:50 AM
Sbates7
9
43
7
Atriarc
boomzoombitch
My wife goes to the doctor tomorrow to confirm the pee tests. I sent this to her tonight. Thankfully she has a good sense of humor.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Start the fat jokes early, that way she will be used to them when she really starts to go into hippopotamus mode.
xHughJassx
You better not be telling her she looks pregnant this early, lol. If she is looking pregnant and you aren't sure yet, don't tell her that!
does not show at all. She got fit for our wedding last month then started baby making after the wedding.
Jazmynejayy
Send this to her when she's 7 months and can't see her feet. Jk I don't want you to die
My wife is 5'3 she does not show (only a month pregnant) but she is already complaining how she wont be able to get onto our bed. 3.
I'm 5'4" and finally started showing at 7 months and trust me rolling out of bed is HARD! Haha not to mention the swelling.
She has to stand on her tippy toes to throw a leg up, then pull herself the rest of the way up using the comforter.
Haha please wait till she gets to the point where she has to literally roll out of bed. My husband has decided my waddle walk is funny too.
Atriarc
boomzoombitch
My wife goes to the doctor tomorrow to confirm the pee tests. I sent this to her tonight. Thankfully she has a good sense of humor.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Start the fat jokes early, that way she will be used to them when she really starts to go into hippopotamus mode.
xHughJassx
You better not be telling her she looks pregnant this early, lol. If she is looking pregnant and you aren't sure yet, don't tell her that!
boomzoombitch
does not show at all. She got fit for our wedding last month then started baby making after the wedding.
Jazmynejayy
Send this to her when she's 7 months and can't see her feet. Jk I don't want you to die
boomzoombitch
My wife is 5'3 she does not show (only a month pregnant) but she is already complaining how she wont be able to get onto our bed. 3.
Jazmynejayy
I'm 5'4" and finally started showing at 7 months and trust me rolling out of bed is HARD! Haha not to mention the swelling.
boomzoombitch
She has to stand on her tippy toes to throw a leg up, then pull herself the rest of the way up using the comforter.
Jazmynejayy
Haha please wait till she gets to the point where she has to literally roll out of bed. My husband has decided my waddle walk is funny too.