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magneticgumby
Here's a crazy idea, credit the fuckin' artists ya heathen
ExtremelyWittyAndFunnyUsernameWithJustTheRightAmountOfHumour
Looking to get started with MTG any tips on where to begin?
pr0xy2
Where is God pharoh
22ndCenturyTransient
If I'm gonna spend hundreds of dollars on nerdy toys I'd rather pick something that didn't die from water and didn't lose it's value so fast
camzi11a
Nikki1236969
I’m currently learning how to play!
KraftyKev
Did you say .. ignore Warhammer ? Heresy!
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
WE GREY KNIGHTS SHALL PURGE THE HERETIC!!
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NickoliWalker
The very last one the black lotus card sells for like $3,000 that ship blows my mind
iamkyleh
Whats the first card? I know thats emrakul but i dont know the card name
SirMotherfuckerHenry
It's the aftermath of Drownyard Temple, but I don't think the art is ever used in a card. Which is a shame, because it's an amazing piece!
LuluTheLucario
Noone likes my Krenko deck... Mainly because if it works I have 200 203/203 goblin tokens
DukeBombadil
aside from the black lotus, I am lost as to which cards these are, but then again I stopped playing around 4th edition
Arkvoodle
Mostly the eldrazi big bosses and the new insect gods from Hour of Devastation.
CaptainGoomba
If you guys like MTG, give Summoner Wars a go. 30 minute games, well balanced, short learning curve, fun!
magoichi75
Ignore warhammer?!?
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TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Hey hey hey use the proper gif from that sequence.
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theshrektacularshrek
Listen here u lil heretic
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
He's getting purged.
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DropBearKarma
I love how the comments are equal parts discussing card games and people just shouting heresy.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
HERESY!!
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DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
I'm not dyslexic, but I am having serious trouble reading whatever is before the comma in the title. does anyone else have this problem?
Tredecim
yes same thing for me
ElegantKitty
Excuse me, that's some heresy bullshit.
BackwardsCat
My faith is my shield!
TheZodiacKillerForHumanPresident
I used to love MTG, then I discovered that many of the older players take it way too seriously. My commons only deck was a blast!
HawkFace13
I will never ignore Warhammer post but I will give you my upvote.
Tangus
This.
RansomAce
But I like both!
Cultistchan
That's some real Double heresy >:O
chimchim666
wow! these are actually great!
zerofox289
Fuck your eldrazi bullshit!
JollyTrolly
Kozilek frontin' like a destructible bitch
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
This dump is heresy.
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SadSpaceMan
Definitely a lack of Rebeca guay
OpsCousin
Heresy
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Wrong response gif.
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Sinistar
MTG don't have Big E, Bolters or manly Astartes probably with huge cocks therefore it will always be inferior.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
YOU GET A SUCCESSOR CHAPTER!
TypicallyKyle
No, MtG has a near-immortal dragon-wizard planeswalker who commands legions of dead across worlds, and it has donkey-men.
Spiralhaze
Well, you could call the first card "Big E".
theshrektacularshrek
Unfortunately, space marines are actually sterile. How can you worship the emperor when you're jerkin' the gherkin?
Sinistar
they could be sterile but that does not mean they don't have massive slongs my man
theshrektacularshrek
Maybe, but being sterile means that you lack hormones to give you that giant dong.
Sinistar
Big E gave them genetically modified future wangs
drezrale
MTG has better art work granted, but the fan creativity for warhammer is a lot better.
OblivionCityGuard
prolly because magic already comes in art form, while you have to fantasize warhammer battle scenes. I love both tho
drezrale
Warhammer also has art, and a fair bit of it too.
jeffeljefe
The new art for 40k is frequently amazing, if a little formulaic. For the 30th anniversary GW redid some old work and it's fucking great.
drezrale
Oh no doubt, its fantastic.
fiddlewheelx
Never cared for warhammer, its a bit too grimey and bleak for my tastes. But I get the appeal.
jeffeljefe
*too* grimes and bleak? TOO GRIMEY AND BLEAK? HERESY!
OshyuOshyu18
I mean in the grimdark future pf the 41 millennia there is only war.
Vectron
Let me introduce you to our lord and saviour Yawgmoth.
drthatoneguy
I will never not recommend the CIAPHAS CAIN book series for some much needed humor in the grim darkness of the grimdark future.
ApsychicRat
i personally prefer warmachine, steampunk is cool yo
DeputyRageMode
BackwardsCat
DeputyRageMode
drezrale
The same can be said about a ton of blocks in MTG to be fair.
fiddlewheelx
Haha yeah, like shadowmoor? Yikes, but there is also a lot of lighter stuff too.
ZZhillTopper
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=74306&type=card
thealmightddd
The dark too
drezrale
Shadowmoor wasn't that bleak, overly cheery for my taste, I was mostly talking about anything with eldrazi, innistrad, etc.
TypicallyKyle
Shadowmoor, cheery? Its flip was definitely more cheery Saturday-morning cartoon style, sure.