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shadowex3
Yeah about that washing one... when they start "feeding" themselves putting them on the patio and hosing the whole chair afterwards works.
flavivsaetivs
"Half of those are essential if you want your baby to grow up and be a REAL MAN and not some SNOWFLAKE!" - Baby Boomers, probably
krapmyself
I tried to dry a baby once. It didn't work, though. So I just got some jerky at the store.
SheevTheWise
Oh my god I laughed way too much at this
brobinson2001
As a parent, soooo many of the don'ts are wrong. There's been plenty of times she got hosed off in the sink bc of a bad blowout.
Fzoid
Waking a baby? Are you on crack? Enjoy the 2 minutes of silence you got.
bigmrt
Much educational
Scarycarebear
I'm due in October, this is all extremely helpful. Shame though, I just bought a tumble dryer specifically for drying the baby.
ampleapplepies
That baby is jacked
mearas
I don't get what is wrong with the bottle one.
IAmArchtects
Gingitsune
Sexiest? Why? Are you assuming the person on the rights gender? It's clearly an incorrect way to hold the baby
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Redisia
LoL yeah it is sexist.
Spiralhaze
#14 Yo! No one talks shit about my homie, Baby-Eater Bill like that!
Morkboosic
Are these actually serious tips for child raising or it or a joke? Am confused.
renegade0782
/a/7BN2N reminds me of this warning that came with our new fridges when they replaced them in the barracks, haha.
JohnMagneTrane
Yes, that kid eating the ball should really be watched better by its parents. Small wonder the others are in shock or try to flee.
12GaPoopRockets
New fridges at the barracks? I'm guessing Air Force?
renegade0782
They don't call them barracks in the Air Force haha
renegade0782
Lol someone salty downvoted...it's true you anonymous girl scout, you call email dorms.
ArithmeticFascist
With a warning like that, it must have been Marines
renegade0782
This guy gets it. Hahaha.
PrettyBasicNotABitch
I'm due in December. This is all very good to know. Thank you.
GenerousThief
Birth yet?
PrettyBasicNotABitch
Sure did!
darkhalfbreed
thelaaaaaw
Gin was my grand-mother's cold medicine. When at her place, I've never been sick... that I can remember.
14November
The last one made me laugh loudly. Like the baby just made a great move and the adult is not sure what to do next lmao
darthbuttersticks
Def. not written by a parent. You never wake the baby. Not ever.
Satherian
In Capitalist America, baby wakes you!
TheIrritableMedic
#25 You know, supposedly this CAN happen... https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/
RailgunZx
The baby on the right is gonna grow up to be a super saiyan tbh
Sirsir94
Can someone get me the baby face in the last panel?
Stuebydoo
but babies love to be thrown in the air and caught...
nvahalik
Exactly!
langlute
ProfaneSanction
This is enjoyable
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
AnatolyCannonlock
It's not wrong, it's incorrect.
wisher1977
TIL that putting a baby in a dresser is wrong. "I told you grandma that you're not supposed to put babies in a dresser!"
TheGreatWizpoo
What do mean a man cant feed the baby? TRIGGERED
Gingitsune
Reported for assuming someone's gender
SsSsSs111112232
With the cannibalism perk you can feed from a baby
Itwasmyname
Notice that he has no shirt on.
YourMomIsEverything
What do you mean "man"? How would you even know?
TheGreatWizpoo
I know him from collage. I know he's a man. Tsk tsk
TheIrritableMedic
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/
TheGreatWizpoo
Lol ty
YourMomJokes
#1 is it death metal? that's crucial.
sogoodlooking
THE METAL BAND DYING FETUS WOULD BE APPROPRIATE IN THIS SCENARIO
ziltoid125
If it was Death Metal, it would be a Do not a Don't! Never too early to learn to appreciate good music
ConstableDuggins
Infant annihilator?
Trvekvltarsehole
Just blackened death.
bleaklKing
Hmm anyone specific ?
surroundedbyreres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-oMSdsTvOk
MacGruberTheThroatRipper
CutieDork
My nephew won't sleep/calm down unless Metallica or Disturbed is being played
at1mp
Your nephew has shit taste in music. I hope it's a phase.
TheCyclingEngineer
Some Maiden would help ????
BabyGroot
What about Sabaton or Kiss?
CutieDork
Haven't tried that, definitely will test!
DJNinja
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL! AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO GLORY!
MrWoodchip
*heaven
DeTobiasch
Through the Nazi lines!
BSUCLA
FBKatB3TAdotcom
youd run too if dad ran with your twanger in a death grip " oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck" baby probably
MeatMechanic86
DamnOranGina
I can't stop watching this
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
Someone upload the gif where the guy is edited out and it's just he baby.
ratpatoot1e
flparg2
Nightmare fuel
RazzleDazzle69
Running so fast he's warping time behind him
Martellus
Is that a real baby? Oh fuck that's a real baby
Altanese
CheckMyFolders
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MyNameIsDende
"Fun games for baby" - DON'T.
faceofpoopy
That is disturbing. For many different reasons
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Yeah I'd be freaking if someone randomly put their hand on my junk in front of a camera too