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I can't unsee it
I just started playing Dark Souls 3 since I have more free time during the summer and I just met Siegward. Love the dude. But I couldn't help but feel that he reminded me of someone.
Not mine, here's the link to artist; http://twnchzg.deviantart.com/art/Mmmhh-mmmhh-612012868
DiscoSockPuppets
I killed him immediately after he tried to sell me his onion armor. I also looted the armor.
CallOfTheAvoid
Does that make Yhorm Christopher Robin?
sodarox
Omg yes! If you need any help hmu
Br0doSwaggins
tallsandy
Yoo why doesn't he have his STORMRULER!!! FAKE NEWS
YangKoete
I've always wondered; Is that padded armour in the center, or just weirdly forged platemail with a fashionable belt?
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
It is metal, shaped to deflect arrows and daggers.
kronk14
now do tigger as patches
Vertisce
The Dark Souls we deserve but not the Dark Souls we need.
TheRowsdowermobile
Hmm...Hmmmm. Oh bother.
Senddankmemeshere
Hopefully you got the goty edition so you can get destroyed in the ringed city.
IregisteredandallIgotwasthisnickname
I loved when he - in spite of seeming lazy and fearful - jumped into the fight against a demon in order to save my sorry behind. True hero.
Bugsyjr9000
Zap117
This actually makes allot of sense
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
Is that belt bending back metal?
IntrguiedApathetic
"I was cooler in dark souls 1". -An Onion Knight, probably
TomZarekVP
That's some poise
Thatguywiththefire
DS 3 keeps crashing on my computer. Anyone know a fix?
noctynight
What are your specs?
SirKaldar
\`[-|-] / Jolly Cooperation! \(----)/
corvumm
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Unverified
I learned that real armor was curved similar to this making swords and arrows ineffective
AngronTheRedAngel
MagnusTheRedCyclops
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KONKREETkahuna
I killed him.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
First of all, how dare you
GrondWillBreachIt
I killed his daughter.
redronin911
My name is Seigward of Catarina, you killed my daughter, prepare to die.
GrondWillBreachIt
STOP SAYING THAT!
Gear1solidx
Hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmm
djknightime
Oh bother! You should have waited! Well, it's too late now. I, Winnie the Pooh of the Knights of the Hundred Acre Wood, fight by your side!
Dualpsiioniic
It doesn't matter how badly equipped you are to fight that demon, when onionbro starts tanking hits you run in there and you bring the pain.
vintageRhino
I gave this the one-thousandth upvote. I feel important.
noctynight
That's because you are :)
emscookie
I dont what this is about but pooh in an armour is super cute
redronin911
Seigward from Dark Souls 3. He is a knight who is always sitting and thinking or sleeping.
TuboThePanda
Or toasting. Don't forget toasting.
MurrToTheMurr
Hmmmmmmm.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oh bother.
carminevulpine
"Think... think... think..."
ErrorFour0Four
Still closed still closed
bluepopsicles
makes perfect sense
tallsandy
*sleeps*
ljosalfar
Oh! Hello, my friend! I'm in a bit of a pickle... You see the beehive just above, full of Estus Honey? Well, I could use a spot, but I -
ljosalfar
just can't reach it! There must be a way up there. I've got to use my head, and think! Hmmmmmmmmmm.... if I could get a balloon...
ImANormalPersonISwear
Just started DS3, just met Siegward. You didn't play DS1?
noctynight
Nope.
ImANormalPersonISwear
It's good.
noctynight
I believe you.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Yhorm, old friend... I, Siegward of the Knights of Catarina, have come to uphold my promise! Let the sun shine upon this Lord of Cinder!
Draevan13
It's sad that he drops dead no matter what after you kill Yhorm :(
SquiggleBerries
For some reason, he didn't die for me. I tried going to the shrine and back but he was just there. Save quitting just put his stuff down
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
That's a bug I would have no problems with. Let him live dammit!
SquiggleBerries
Now that Yhorm is dead, he leaves all his stuff for you and goes out to start a family of onions
IDoNotContribute
Siegmeyer was better
MPinky
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MrWolfwood
"I will have to.....think on that, but maybe only after a nap"
toystory2wasok4
Am I the only one who liked him more than solaire?
DiddleDucc
Patches is best onion bro.
Twiggeh
Patches is best bro, period.
CaptainGregarious
I murdered patches in my current playthrough. No jerks allowed!
KingOfTheInterwebz
DS3 really went overboard with the fanservice. Seeing Andre, Siegward, etc without explanation really broke my immersion.
LeeroyTheBird
Seriously? Anor Londo without the Giant, or Gwynevere, is very sad!
Dirtybirdsalltheway
I see what your saying but i still love the game, I thought the Ringed City was very well done
KingOfTheInterwebz
Yes definitely, DS3 was still a really good game despite all the fanservice.
NuclearOrange
But Siegward isn't Siegmeyer.
KingOfTheInterwebz
He's basically a copy of Siegmeyer. It's like the same guy with a different name.
Punderstandable
Who/where was Andre?
Lambpasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg
Lambpasty
Let me smith y' weapons.
Punderstandable
Oh, duh. Now I'm curious what makes him 'fanservice'.
ChefExcellence
He was put in the game without much explanation why, seems he's there just for the sake of having Andre smith y' wep'ns again. Speculation->
Punderstandable
OKAY I KNOW NOW. I was thinking too hard, I know who this is now though. How would he be fanservice though?
KingOfTheInterwebz
Why was he there? Isn't it more logical to just add a new blacksmith character, rather than one who lived thousands of years ago? 1/?
KingOfTheInterwebz
He's not exactly very involved in the story. The only reason I can see is so DS1 players could go "hey it's Andre!"
LeeroyTheBird
He's really devoted to his work. Banging that hammer on that anvil for thousands of years, just making noise.
Punderstandable
It's my first dark souls game, so I have no context from the other games.
demobytom
in Dark Souls 3?.. Like literally in the shrine.. The smith that upgrades weapons.
Punderstandable
Ooohhhh. I was thinking too hard, through all the character encounters and whatnot.
Irejectyourrealityandsubstituteitwithmyown
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm"
p0Onisher
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FelCortes
Oh!
Daqonium
"Hmmm...hm? OH HO!"
IDoNotContribute
The first and true Onion bro
Irejectyourrealityandsubstituteitwithmyown
Completing his questline and getting that titanite slab was an absolute pain in the ass though, but I try every time
IDoNotContribute
It's worth it, gotta help that fat endearing SOB
GrondWillBreachIt
I accidentally whacked his daughter with a zweihander... No slab for me!
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
His questline was depressing as fuck, though
Buenocat
"If he goes Hollow, I'll just have to kill him again."
nottheAdmiralAhkbar
You know, "Onion Knight" and all that stuff... I'm still fucking crying.
Zaayl
They all are, its kinda one of the themes.
BoozeHound001
Don't get me started on solaire.
nesurame
If you save him, he becomes the sun.
dex2775
It's a heroic sacrifice for a noble reason. About as 'happy' as one can get in Dark Souls, really.
Vesorias
Solaire has 2 endings though, and one is super fucking depressing.
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
Siegwards quest isn't depressing at all, the ones from ds3 aren't sad in general
Zaayl
Username checks out. We are talking about SiegMEYER, from DS1.
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
"They all are" doesn't seem like we're talking about just siegmeyer