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Dec 13, 2017 2:25 PM
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iamamitten
This exchange is mind blowing, because at no point was this a humorous exchange, but fucking Fallon is sitting there fake laughing about it.
thefuturefreaksmeout
themuttonisniceandlean
Why would you pander to that? Just say, look, we're either going to film now you can get off the stage and we'll do the next group.
pilates4hotties
You'd probably lose the massive amount of money you paid them.
thebosca1337
AltMelodium
Her favourite foods are sgetti and butter.
BarefootScoundrel
I keep forgetting that's a real family and not something South Park made up to troll the morbidly obese.
RobertsHamburgers
Jimmy like
JustBarelyTrolling
He looks like a black Dr Phil.
warpspasm
The bar isn't something that actually lowers, Mr. Cameron.
InigoMontoyas1stsword
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tastelesstaquitos
This made me laugh harder than the post
GangOfNahr19
Have you gone to see someone about this fire problem?
TheLeftPocket
Sorry to hear that.
KennethBruceGorelick
69janiax420
Have you ever heard Harvey speaking about atheists? YouTube it and watch it. It will change your life.
GangOfNahr19
He sounded so uneducated haha
screamingwinemaker
If by change my life you mean make me
then you are correct.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Change your life? Really? Dude's a random comedian. Doubt anyone is basing their existence on the dude
69janiax420
I just really wanted you to check it
sammyismycat
Corn pops cereal, perhaps?
tazlah
No she wanted a literal bowl of corn cob.
sammyismycat
Oy vey! *face palm*
tazlah
You made me laugh to the point where I farted and woke my SO. Thankyou.
sammyismycat
hahahah, always here to help! Merry Christmas!
TheHighKing22
Iowa. Iowa has a few bowls of corn.
warriorofdiscord
Iowa does. Can confirm, am Iowan.
ImActuallyNotThatClever
I'm from Iowa and I haven't had one bowl of corn. Is my life a lie?
amp99
Every time I see Steve Harvey I think of Richard Pryor. Which makes me sad, because he was actually funny and he's no longer with us.
escudonbk
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Sleepysurgeonlawsuit
Harvey literally ripped off of priors act for years. It was fucking creepy.
mole31415
literally thought they were same person up until now
ruferto
its ok they all look alike. .. guys with mustaches
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Peoria's own
thefearlessferret
PEORIA! There are dozens of us!
IAintGivingMyNameToAMachine
Is Richard Pryor still alive? If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dying
dragonherder
No, but I use an electrician named Richard Prior. Got a laugh out of it.
amp99
turbodog
He got burned by coke. Michael Jackson, by pepsi.
goblinart
Yeah, but at least they're bringing Jackson back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9SsQDXwLg
Qumefox
Pryor was actually supposed to play Bart in Blazing saddles, but couldn't lay off the drugs long enough to do it.
mattsolid
Similar feelings when seeing Cedric the Entertainer but for Bernie Mac
momemes
Ced has his moments but RIP Mr. Mac
1V1MeAtClubPenguin
Steve Harvey’s funny, when he’s not on family feud. He started on def comedy jam. Some of his stuffs pretty good.
amp99
Nah, he's a bigot (especially with regards to atheists) who doesn't believe in evolution and plays to lowest common denominator stereotypes.
amp99
e.g. see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0BJRQ1cqM
BlackavarLion
They don't call her pumpkin for nuttin.
StreetFighter
Food is their recreational drug
Robby5211
really makes you think
Visser3
But corn?!
Fiss
*Butt Corn
youhavemail
@KyleCorn
Gianttesticlemonster
dukenukemforpresident
Ima get that lil piggys heart
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Sketti wrestlin'!
Flugelgurke
saucydirtydancer
IvnWng
Vlaatu
That Mac and cheese looks amazing, I know!
FragPenguin
That woman makes me want to vomit
BingleyBingleyBeep
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DustinJL
I haven't seen "DodgeBall" in years!
primarian
MrRandom93
Hutchy01
I bet if you said "Steve I need some crack" you're not going to get it.
ruferto
he'd at least be able to get you some cocaine so close enough
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Not that hard to turn that into crack anyway
ThatsNoMoonThatsAGalaxy
All you need is some baking soda to go with it. And maybe a hint of lemon.
DocWino
Not what Richard Pryor said.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
No clue who he is, sorry
DocWino
Comedian, tried to base an ounce on a cookie sheet n caught himself on fire.
potatoardvarkhybrid
oh look, Jimmy Fallon is laughing at this
IvnWng
That never happens!
Ssssssssssss
*Guest sits down.* *Jimmy Fallon dies from a laughter caused heart attack.*
Rox2
Dude is having the time of his life on that show. Let the guy have fun.
TheGoodKingOfImgur
So am I though
gustavwafflesson
NotTodayNotYesterday
Bah, happiness! Makes me sick! Death to joy!
Copperbrat
At least he's letting him finish the story. Usually he's talking over them telling his own bowl of corn story.
Whatismypurpose
How dare he enjoy his profession! What a scoundrel!
VIPMaster
oh look, an original comment
p0troast
That’s his job. That’s every late night show host’s job
CrashedandBurned
The joke was in reference to his SNL days... He couldn't get through a skit without laughing. Ever.
DickDastardly404
I'm in the UK and while our TV is growing ever more vapid and our talk shows are getting worse and worse (looking at you Graham Norton) 1/2
DickDastardly404
even here it's common that the host acts as a sounding board for the guest. They largely agree and act as the "straight man" for 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
whoever comes on the show. What I've seen of Fallon in clips is just regular "host" behaviour. 2/2
kiddub
koopaya
Man, it would suck if there was a happy personality on air. I hate seeing happy things when everything else goes to shit.
KaneVel
No. Happiness is fine. Like Pete Holmes. Fallon just fake laughs all the time and it's annoying as hell.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Someone suggested that he's just an easy laugh. But if someone else laughs at something you don't find funny, you get easily annoyed.
NewUsernameForImgur
Steve Harvy has a happy personality, but he doesn't constantly laugh. That creates a sense of inauthenticity, it's off putting.
NewUsernameForImgur
*goes back to watching school girls anime*
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
Harvey is hilarious but is actually kind of a cunt in real life. Shame
stormegedendarklordofall
What has he done?
Ozarck
The unforgivable sin of conservatism.
LadyCottonHead
Not in and of itself. But since many of the 'values' of conservatives are generally pretty repulsive, yeah kinda.
electricmind
Joy Behar interview him (Larry King's show) and he talked how where is your moral barometer if you don't believe in Bible. YouTube it.
IncognitoPanda
Aaaand he cheated on his wife
ChloePrice
Homophobic and thinks everyone who isn't religious has no morals and is a potential rapist etc. Also pretty misogynistic.
DocWino
Also racist as hell.
Nuttsy
Sssssoo his "This is a family show!" episodes aren't just him hamming it up after all?
Pawnderlust
He said in an interview he wouldn't talk to someone who doesn't believe in God because he has nothing to say to them.
SailingDawg
*VERY misogynistic. You can find interviews where he tells his thoughts on what a woman is SUPPOSED to do. I can't stand him
416e6f6e796d6f7573
To be fair, anybody is a potential rapist. So he's not wrong there.
Akillesursinne
Hmm?
ChloePrice
Sure, but he implies that not being religious makes you a likely rapist / religious people can't rape or something.
ipoopedmybum
And then he has divorced multiple times because he is unfaithful.
ashbee
Which he blames on women
WiqidBritt
I think he also said something about no woman finding Asian men attractive.
BronzeLeaguePro
There are stats that puts asian men pretty far low on the dating pole, but it's not a nobody-likes-them deal.
FlyingButtPliers
A billion Asian women just continuously settling for what's available.
BronzeLeaguePro
Isn't that what everyone does though?
hakunamatatas
Well, I don't know about "no" but black women and asian men are the least desired on dating websites.
LoopStricken
I disagree. Source, I am a white man who ain't getting any.
electricmind
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mePtKMNdl6E
JennaLand
Damnit this really ruins Steve Harvey for me.
aehrtl
sowillo
Bloody Hell
Deadpoolio7
itsybitsyspider
Hasn’t some of them lost a lot of weight?
iForgetPasswords
Her chin has a chin.... wtf
PiGuy314
Got more Chins than China Town.
ChloePrice
Almost like some sort of... double chin?
XanCrews
No, that's when a person has two chins because they're fat. Her chin actually has its own separate chin.
iForgetPasswords
I wonder if there's a name for that....
Oldest
Double-trouble under-mouth-bubble.
bringbakfirefly
As disturbing as that face may be, I'm willing to bet she's not a virgin.
dford145
I'd sooooo bang her
bringbakfirefly
You do you.
Some1OnceToldMe
Yeah, heaven forbid people with weight issues are loved or found attractive or are sexual creatures?
Oblivionjake
Yeah we wouldn't want to pass along shitty genes or anything. Being fat is ugly, and ugly people shouldn't breed.
bringbakfirefly
I wouldn't protest ugly people reproducing cause that's beyond control. Fat ugly though, yeah stop fucking these people.
Ilovadawine
So because I'm not a physically attractive woman I should be denied the opportunity to have children?
Oblivionjake
Have you tried improving your appearance through excersie, and not giving up a week later cause youse a fatty and wanted some corn
Oblivionjake
What makes you think that juat because someone was born that they should be allowed to have kids. Anything less than fully testing someone..
Oblivionjake
Or are you meth addict ugly