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Mar 27, 2017 11:35 AM
tamikins123
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skullcrusher864
So this is me every morning then?
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely, gee, I gotta go to school
Piornet
I used to feel like this, then it turned out I was being kidnapped by aliens every night and they severed and re-attached my arm.
LordSensibleChuckle
Every day. I think I may have sleep apnea, my mom has it and my sister has it, but I haven't gotten around to seeing a doctor
jordanschlansky
No man, it's 7! You know, like 7 little chipmunks sittin' on a branch, eatin' lots of acorns on my uncle's ranch. 7 man!
enjeruluca
Thats why you don't mix radish juice with carrot juice the night before.
framboise
As a pregnant woman who gets up regularly to pee in the night, can definitely confirm
onikame
I have a sleeping disorder, where I rarely get rem sleep. No dreams, no true rest it sucks
MyFavoritesAreNice
Strangely enough. Only slept about 2 hrs, feel a lot better than usual. I think...
Malcomfox
I'll never mix carrot juice with radish juice again!
Commmmmmon
As a new parent.. can confirm
EightYearOldsDude
When I die alone I'm just going to think about how well I slept through my 20's and 30's
TanzaniteStar
NapoleonBonaToParty
When your body gets use to 5h of sleep
JohnnieTheShrubber
It really Bugs me
HermenegilPuissant
Like.... every monday
LobsterswithPanties
This sunday I woke up like that.. Walked halfway up the stairs and left a hole in the wall with my knee on the way down.. One of those days
TechtotheN9ne
It doesn't just feel like it, I actually slept for 8 minutes.
Icameheretoupvoteandcomment
"I'm never mixing reddish juice and carrot juice again" Bugs
ManCameron
This was my favorite era of Warber Bro. Cartoon illustrations. I'd have to guess mid 40's to mid 50's.
ManCameron
Warner*
bgandy79
Too much carrot juice
CoffeePleaseee
Exactly how i feel today!
treefrog
Well, he's waking up at 4:00am. There's your problem right there.
LittleKnownOne
*pm
TugAndChug
Looks more like 5 to me - either way, I'd be wishing I, and the rest of the universe, was dead
stupidstray
Ha, that's when I woke up this morning. They tell you it gets easier but three years in I still hate life.
dedlanguages
Woke up in a panic thinking i was late for work Ran to the bathroom to get ready look at phone and realize Id only been asleep an hour.
Xandrian
Yeah! Also I hate it, if I end up in space the same day. Really infuriates me.
floofnmeeps
EVERY DAMN DAY
ashbash1228ash
Just started a new job in the moving business and that's me at 5:30
Zixtank
To be fair, IIRC, in this episode he just woke up after getting wasted on carrot juice.
theReverunderwear
that's about how i feel today. felt great going to my car and now i feel like a bag of smashed assholes
emkev
I think I've seen this video.
BigAZNMan
Which store do they sell those at or do you have to mash them on your own?
theReverunderwear
there is a place around the corner where they are for purchase but i prefer to smash my own.
jalapenobiznass
Those taste like smashed potatoes. Not that I'd know...
BRICKasHIMSELF
Thank you for your service!
TimeToCheerioYourNutWithHoney
"bag of smashed assholes..." this, I-I just can't even imagine.
manofice8993
Rosebud?
hitlershairydick
A bowl of Cheerios left in milk for a month
Trollslegur
Everyone collects something, I guess.
NipplesInAJar
Your guess is right.
whatsamottowithyou
As opposed to a bag of unsmashed assholes?
JumpedtheGun
Least they're fresh.