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Mar 6, 2017 12:18 PM
TacoVanquisher
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gaynorvader
It was too late, I'd seen everything
cthomson11171
And the problem is?
dodgedalke133
callingalljanmichaelvincents
FingersInTheDirt
frostycry
I too fall under the "Worlds best boss"
frostycry
Not sure if this will get dv cause of my username or not...
picardsbeard
Approved.
LilikoiCheese
Anyone else saying "good lord" with a British accent in their head
JustCallMeJazzHands
But it's too late. I've seen everything.
TravNel
I need to start reposting this. It always gets massive upvotes. Each and every time. Each of the hundreds of times.
Tricket72
Shouldn't he have said yes?
mentalcaries
thegr8rambino
TNG is my fave star trek, prolly cuz it's the first one I ever watched growing up lol
UnicornCock
TheGreatZasta
I need to see the video of this now XD
standpatrickharris75
Pretty sure I heard that in an upcoming movie he wrote, he just goes around seeing ladies tits and stuff.
akmarksman
It can't be Logan..
Treefur
Dirty Grandpa: 2.
SecretBoardOfShadowyFigures
It already came out. /a/ufOB7
AnythingMuchShorter
Sounds like an autobiographical picture then?
InigoMontoyas1stsword
https://i.imgflip.com/otpra.jpg
EthylenediaminetetraaceticAcid
Good old Sir Patrick Stewart.
ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhilabuster
MyCatTookMyDildo420
GAAAAY!
CapableTrash
Patrick Stewart was a fucking savage in Logan, holy shit
tprime20
SPOILERS: Best scene in the movie is when x23 takes the cross and makes it an X, i had managed not to cry all movie but that got me
CapableTrash
Dude, same
ChrischinLoois
Better way to do this would to be say "spoilers" Then reply to your comment with the spoiler.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
"It wasn't me Charles..."
rushid930
Fuck you
kratlusker96
The best x-men movie. Damn!
MyNamesMatt140
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
He's seen everything
kinema01
"Oi! You can't rise on the grass!". "Oh no...?"
MostIndeedlySo
"So it's mainly you sort of go around seeing ladies' tits?" - "Mainly."
TotallyNotAnAlt
Always upvote Sir Patrick Stewart
Md278
Lord Commander.
DejaQueue
One of the perks of being knighted I suppose?
KernelPanicAtTheDisco
Also upvote Extras
noodlemcb
I squinted and thought that said "Also upvote Ekans"
KernelPanicAtTheDisco
To be fair, I would also upvote Ekans.
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Tangentially on topic: Logan is SO fucking good.
stardrift
It was intense, funny, and profoundly human from start to finish. I want more comic book movies that make you feel something real.
NukethewhalesMO
It really killed me inside. In a good way.
TechnoIsLife
Felt empty leaving the theatre, so good! I want mooore
FreeHornyWomenCLICKHERE
sethynvrsleeps
what the heck is that About, about
Ghost0fDawn
"make way!"
sheanar
"I've got grandchildren"
50ShadesOfGraves
Your bio is an epic adventure
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
TL;DR :l
FreeHornyWomenCLICKHERE
U gotta read it like Ian Mckellen
FreeHornyWomenCLICKHERE
Tnx bro
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Holy shit. 0-100 in like one paragraph.
beeratius
wild ride indeed
SilverEtchegaray
It really is. Good job. I did not see that plot twist coming.
FreeHornyWomenCLICKHERE
I've even written the story of the frog, how he got to that rock, but it's in Estonian, gotta translate it 1st
SilverEtchegaray
Lol!
SilverEtchegaray
I was NOT expecting to hear Estonian. You cracked me up.
brrAainss
LieselSkywalker
"Engage!"
EveryonesCousin
Just started watching it on Netflix. It's my wife's first time. So much nostalgia.
HowardMoonsHotpants
Yes, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything.
boccs
"So it's a comedy, is it?" "...no."
HowardMoonsHotpants
Yeah. I've seen it all.
0MockingBird0
Even that really embarrassing photo of Sponge Bob at the Christmas party?
HowardMoonsHotpants
I've seen everything
nigelandco
20 years I was a fanboy, so I never watched star trek, but recently after I started watching TNG I've realized I was a trekkie all along
Hipcatjack
Fanboy of what ?
twfeline
Rodeo.
MyEssenceHasNoLabel
My money is on Star Wars...
Hipcatjack
That was my first impression too, but hey, you never know
nigelandco
Fanboy in some circles means star wars fan.
Hipcatjack
Right, but I must live in larger circles..There are Apple fanboys, Android fanboys, Xbox fanboys (PC Master Race), music fanboys, ect..
nigelandco
It used to be a pretty common term between star trek and star wars fandoms, trek fans were trekkies and star wars fans were fanboys.
melancholyterminator
And hes not circumcised either! Fancy that!
bachterman
he's a grower. a re-grower.
JakunJa
TinyLiehon
Still confused how one can thing they are when they aren't
NotMyUsualOnlineName
From what he said, when he was young, his mom told him he was because it was "fashionable" at the time.
TinyLiehon
So he never saw a circumcised penis and thought: "well, that looks different from mine"?
ActionAndy
WingsOfBlackLeather
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
His grandchildren are reading this!
KomodoKill
Great story
mormacil
RaspberryPiephone
And he hasn't done heroin either! What a fucking loser
hapyfeet
Well he cocked that one up
DenounceAll
I got that reference!
Jocke
Although he thought he was, for most of his life
degenerator
It grew back on the sly.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
There is a way to get it back, it just looks hideous because you have to stretch what's already there with weights.
degenerator
Hm. You should get a refund from the witch doctor mohel.
Otterhendrix
"Well it was fashionable at the time" Sir Mom Stewart
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Makes me question if I am.
Tassyr
Simple. Do you have a helmet or an anteater? Helmet is circumcised, anteater ain't.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
it's so easy to google "uncircumcised penis" do people really go most of their lives without knowing? why?
Fwords
Does it look like a little helmet on the end, or like it's covered with a burlap sack? Helmet=circumcised.
blahtotheblahblah
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Seems more like it's half circumcised. Helmet with a coif.
Thundamuffin
If there is skin going near the end of the head then it is not circumcised.
SnakesAreAwesome
If you pull it all the way down and there is a sharp color change then you are circumcised if not you just have short foreskin.
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
Mine looks like a grub worm wearing a turtleneck. How do I classify?
Ippeppe
http://imgur.com/6MEy76T
Fwords
Yours is just more fashionable than the rest!
trollipolly
As somebody who has mostly seen uncircumcised dicks, I'd say you're on the NOT side of the spectrum
Suthek
There is partial circumcision. So maybe.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Circumcision is generally not common in Europe..
kvakajek
Thankfully, otherwise i probably would've shot my parents for messing with my body.
DoublevBomb
If someone hasn't had their turtleneck from pubescence-onward, they wouldn't understand why it's so great to have.
Zlimeshili
.... bit extreme, but understandable
nevans88
Yeah hyperbolic, but you don't know how visceral a reaction you can have with the realization that you don't have complete bodily autonomy.
Vectorman2
Woah, check out this internet badass over here! Watch out people!
imguyy
Circumcision is generally not common anywhere but the U.S. and Middle East.
Vsanaut
Yeah, that definitely should say something....
RawrMeansFYou
I don't know anyone where I live that is circumcised.
callmethelizardqueen
Checked em all huh?
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Would you know?
Leelaaaaaaa
How would you know that women in where you live haven't had female genital mutilation?
Ippeppe
Did your area have like a survey?
RawrMeansFYou
I don't mean no one is my area isn't circumcised, I just don't know anyone who has. Thought that was obvious from my comment...
Vectorman2
You think circumcised people just go around telling people they are?
Bootsy81
How many dudes dicks in your area are you really that familiar with tho? I don't know any guys dicks that well in my area, cut or not.