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mrmyxlplyx
#7 It's called "Hooters" not "Bootys".
imgurj17
Isn’t #6 from a kids film, like Madagascar or something?
metalrulercid
The last one was fantastic. Are we sure the son isn't the dad?
3Davideo
#2
TacticalSegway
OP is gay
PandaGoop
Yes
rvail136
you had me at the leek!
LadyNetrex
What?
(I'm slow, sorry)
jackaleelee
The last one- he’s passed his dad joke finals.
LukeWarmTaunTaun
#7 i mean it is call hooters not booties
dustpuma1
literally you just copied a comment below yours...
LukeWarmTaunTaun
Wasn't there when I posted it sorryyy
Wepfmokk
#1 who the fuck ends a question with a semicolon? are people who create memes absolutely retarded;
chuz0
#3 that's right, trigger discipline on check.
SillyRancu
Came down here to say the same thing
imnickelhead
Yup.
Beardington
Not to be rude, but when Michael Phelps is in the race isn’t that how everyone watches???
Anfalicious
Steve Irwin is more just Australian Joe Exotic but yanks find him charming...
ThePirateCatsRock
+1 for Wales.
UserSuberMasterRater
A few laughs in the beginning but the final two sealed the deal. +1
Vaanhalen
But those are the old jokes / repeats. #1 da best!
JasSingh685
Did the leek ever get sealed do you think?
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imnickelhead
What are you on about?
tinybluedot5
I have lived in the US my entire life and none of this is true
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Make sure your son didn't knock some girl up
BigFatUglyBugFacedBabyEatingOBrien
Man that Welsh joke is so fuckin old it’s mentioned in the Black Book of Carmarthen.
flibbertigibbet
Niche reference! Just bought a copy, haven't read it yet though.
BigFatUglyBugFacedBabyEatingOBrien
Good to know there’s at least one other person who enjoys obscure medieval history haha
Chickenchaserr
I worked at a Hooters type place for all of 30 mins. I was desperate for a job, but couldn’t handle the way guys looked at and treated me
CatsIsTheAnswer
I really can't wrap my head around the existence of that franchise
Asdfjlk
Plot twist: His name is Brad
HornyPolice
And his wife works at Cracker Barrel
Chickenchaserr
I’m actually a Jack Russell terrier
timmmephisto
So you worked in a restaurant which business plan is to have waitresses in slutty clothes and then get upset about people looking at you?
starshroom108
Ugh Timmeee you're the worst
zetsumi16
Think of it as becoming a janitor. You know it's your job to clean but you don't expect people to make literally no effort to not be messy
zetsumi16
In the same way, she knew her job was to be ogled like an object, but didn't think people would go out of their way to treat her like one
Chickenchaserr
Yes. There’s a big difference between knowing something and actually experiencing it.
timmmephisto
OK, maybe I underestimated the way the stuff gets treated. Never been there myself.
taylornbear
You ignored "desperate for a job" and "didn't like the way they TREATED me" in order to shame a person you don't know. You seem cool.
Tjitso
#9 This is the only way I fight. Stat changes take a whole move, I knock you out before you take advantage of my lowered defense.
zetsumi16
Yea stat changes make no sense PvE. You can heal whenever you want and no one ever has six pokemon like you until end game anyway
chinaPieCreator
Hummingbirds? I’m 66 and still smoke about 5 bongs and put Floyd’s Interstellar Overdrive on headphones at maximum volume, or Space Trucking
scott318
Sweet! Now, do that shit WHILE you watch the hummingbirds, dude.
Asdfjlk
ON A CHARGING RHINO - IN OUTER SPACE - *BLINDFOLDED*
micheaBandit
Sounds like you knew HOW to enjoy yourself. Stay sane. Have a Good one.?
LavenderPond541
Right on! Totally listening to that song full blast later!
GoblinTit
Frank Zappa "I'm the slime" over here, then the rest of Overnight Sensation, then Apostrophe.
lickwidae9
Fuck no gator
RunDevilRun007
Damn grandpa is cooler than I am.
buttwheek
It takes years to get this cool. Git offa my lawn. :-)
buttwheek
It’s gonna have to be “Whole Lotta Love” cranked in 4 channel quad after a few hits of the live resin vape for me! Sound Tornado!
Bigbabylons
Live vesin vape? Please tell me more, I vape normal eliquid, but never heard of this, it not the killy stuff is it?
buttwheek
https://my420tours.com/what-is-live-resin/
chinaPieCreator
Oh, that goes without saying,
HornyPolice
Why would you go to Hooters to see Ass and not breasts? I think nana had a stronk
phuzz00
Theory: most guys only care about boobs when they're young, and come to appreciate arse more as they get older. True for me anyway.
mithgaladh
Not true for me, still prefer boobs
Fyouandyourusername
call a bondulance!
BondulanceDispatch
seidproject
Ker's Winghouse
Brackie93
We've got Show-Me's in the Midwest and its way more about ass than breasts. In my opinion it's way better.
turalyawn
But how are the wings?
TheMuteDoge
It's about the thighs my guy...
Brackie93
I actually don't know. My apologies.
ProjectKurtz
Right? I used to go to Hooters for the all you can eat wings. They're actually really good.
ProjectKurtz
Other than the time the waitress brought me my first 10 and then forgot about me for an hour and a half. Ended up getting it comped.
givemewhiskeyorgivemedeath
Should have gone to Booters
DevouredYou
/Pooters
IdMessWithTexas
Scooters
ChrisRye
Tooters
dj5897
Rooters!!
DIINKELBERG
#9 i thought im the only one
Plinkunit
i have two play styles, one is a deeply calculated stat-based ability-centric plan that works okay, and the other is “haha big horn go boom”
DIINKELBERG
Sounds like you play monster hunter
Plinkunit
you are correct but i meant megahorn, an attack used by scolipede, my favorite pokémon
tcpolecat7
There are dozens of us... DOZENS!!
DIINKELBERG
Im a total gamernerd. The problem is, the most gamernerds here are total incels who always play the meta in everygame. They annoy me
NSPike
I actually thought this is how everyone played. Why use stat changing move? It just makes the fight take longer
DIINKELBERG
I have no idea. I was always "ha! Mouse goes BZZZZ"
cgimw
If it takes multiple hits to kill using a stat-up move can make it quicker. Also, against gyms etc you can stat-up against their weaker mons
cgimw
And the effects persist so you can then slaughter the difficult ones.
DIINKELBERG
I know how it works... it's just not my style