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Aug 13, 2016 7:10 PM
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ShiroiKarei
I have been doing this for years... thankfully I am not the only one...
TheTruthHurts101
I think about people moaning while doing dental injections and wonder if they moan the same during sex
martymargmaker101
I think about their face while having sex. Everyone has a fuck face.
TotallyNotYourTeacher
I have totally done this. I usually limit it to people I find attractive, though, too avoid squick.
fofalooza
Sometimes. Sometimes I wonder what faces they make during sex.
deeviralbuzz
This will help you forget that b
luchie24
Dudes shouldn't moan - the D is silent hue hue hue
txmount
Here's something else to ruin your brain: Your sneeze face and your O-face are the same. Allergy season just got WAY sexier!
judeclementine
Iiiiiiiii don't think so lol
Lezio
Yes I do
GeneralBastard
Since I was thirteen years old
ImmortalSquid
Great now you've got me thinking about all my coworkers.
TheDreaded1
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I have never imagined sounds, but I have a rather oddly accurate imagination when it comes to undressing people.
nefariouspickle
worst one is someone told me a guys lips are the same colour as his dong... it's always popping into my brain
TheNameIsDavid
Get this to frontpage. Now.
Sssamalama
Yes!
Urgalicity
If I ever wonder this, I usually just try to find out the truth shortly after.
parkway
All the time :P
Jhecht
I've got this weird thing, don't k ow when it started, but any time I meet a woman for the first time I imagine what our children look like.
justacap
Ninja sex.
crookednoseguy
Is there a party involved?
justacap
Two, at least. Otherwise it's masturbation.
ahgodzilla
I do this. sometimes it gets kinda hot.
samjam10412
I can only imagine the sounds you make...
ahgodzilla
jrau18
My friend has become rather candid about her sex life, but I've known her for so long, I literally cannot picture her doing what she says.
Drake1492
I'm a straight guy and I used to think, "wouldn't it be weird if I just kissed this guy," during important business meetings.
RepostSadistic
Are you sure you are a straight guy?
ImSynnical
I think you might be gay
Zfalconking17
You are not alone. There are dozens of us. Dozens.
fofalooza
Just be sure to end your particularly lewd thoughts with an apology just in case they can read your mind.
IAmTheBadW01f
But what if they're into it?
SwordInTheInkwell
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy! *guitar riff*
FrankyBabes
Haha, wouldn't that be weird guys? God, that would be so weird. Does anyone dare me to do it? C'mon, anybody? Haha that would be so weird!
luchie24
Lol! That. Is. Hilarious!
IAmTheBadW01f
I remember my first kiss, it was stressful and frightening and intense. Now that I'm engaged to that same girl and we kiss all the time, 1
IAmTheBadW01f
It's more on my mind and I definitely have that part of me that reacts to certain things by kissing her, but sometimes doesn't realize 2
IAmTheBadW01f
It isn't her, so I have to intervene before I kiss that random middle aged Asian guy 3
spacecatts
Bad wolf eh?
IAmTheBadW01f
Oh yes!
spacecatts
Are you afraid of the big bad wolf, Doctor?
IAmTheBadW01f
Fantastic!
Snarkoleptic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought#Aggressive_thoughts
Snarkoleptic
That's called intrusive thoughts. They can go all the way to gouging eyes out or jumping off cliffs. You've got a pretty tame one lol
ConspiceyStories
Tame eh?
deadonerising
Yea i have one where when i go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and see my razor and i think about brushing my teeth with that instead...
Voltair
Oh god, I have these all the time.
thecactusfucker
Ha, i've had intrusive thoughts all the fucking time... they spiderweb out infinitely and I find myself lost in a potential future for hours
teknojo
All of my siblings experience these. We occasionally amuse each other by explaining them to one another in detail. "I just imagined beating
teknojo
you to death with this frying pan. Ha!" We get weird looks sometimes but it is how we know we love one another.
TheGammaRae
That's why I'm scared of heights, because I always get the urge to jump. I'm not even suicidal.
zigzagler
It'd be fun on the way down, but not when you came to an abrupt stop at the bottom.
Mychainsolightwhenabreezerollbymanitfloat
L'appel du vide is the french saying for that I believe.
Flyndaran
I often imagine what the literally worst thing to say or do in a situation would be.
AWESOMEBOT
Sometimes I do say it. It's not so awesome.
Raltsun
If you think that's bad, I imagine the absolute worst thing that could happen to me. And I have quite an active imagination at times.
Beezlebubble
Mine are usually the quickest way to end someone...apparently it's also common.
marine0351w
Thank goodness I'm not alone, I've actually been fearful I'm mentally unbalanced
Beezlebubble
Nah, just prepared for a movie scenario where it turns out everyone around you is actually an assassin, not just a guy on the elevator.
marine0351w
or maybe I'm ascribing to mad dog Mattis too much :P