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#dog #doggo #funny #aww #repost
Jan 13, 2022 5:35 AM
LynzB
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#dog #doggo #funny #aww #repost
ToSisPoS
Don’t age shame. You’ll be old and lame one day too, kiddo.
hulbur
I feel personally attacked ;)
macdogjake24
It's not by choice.
TheDentDad
I showed you my milkbone, please respond.
Seldor
True. My favorite:
neff22
The conservative profile pic
Roaddog184
Can confirm.
pupperstalker
I’m in this photo and don’t like it.
Turbogoat
I'm in this pic and I don't like it
DelDelRepeat
Just missing giant sunglasses and/or being in a car.
SgtDillweed
Me taking a selfie in an attempt for validation is like rolling dogshit in glitter and trying to pas it off as a disco-ball.
FriendOfBeast
This here is my SO's dad.. always.. <3
DRUNKFUUCK
As a future step dad yeah woof bitch
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
...how should they take selfies?
flimmie
It's not that they're doing it "wrong", it's that they somehow manage to create a distinct "middle aged man" look
flimmie
For me it's the way they're looking at the cam. Again, just an observation, no judgement. Not a selfie person myself
Hashbrown123
The older you get the lower the angle of the camera.
cuttysark
Old men too
ace5762
Head forward, chin down a little, squinch, smile slightly,done
whatifjustLusion
tomb818
Now i wanna go retake my pics
dunfoot
Middle aged, ha ha! Looks at profile pic.. Goddammit!!
ComcastLover
And then we have middle aged women:
indigodragons
Someone got triggered.
ComcastLover
Is that someone you?
OneDollaHolla
thinkybrainpains
yes this is accurate.
6313326
MrStickyCheeks
Needs an FB "I'm with/I Support" circle
middleagedman
IIIdkbruh
Not enough filters
Importaku
slidewhistlesymphony
I've never taken a selfie, and this is the reason.
spike34
I'm seriously considering going to a studio to have a selfie taken.
Khornight
Yeah same, it’s also the reason when when I actually take one it looks terrible because i’m so unused to taking them.
NotACanadian
Hey, no one's asking for much, just don't treat it as a police mugshot. Smile. Try an angle. We're not AI facial scanners, we wanna know 1/
NotACanadian
who you ARE, which is not exactly the same as what you objectively LOOK like. Your face conveys thought.
SirRichfield
My face conveying thought is exactly the reason I'm not taking a selfie. Because the only thought is how stupid selfies are.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
You're a dog? Woof!
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I'm middle aged and I never take selfies. So that the world will never see my old ugly face. I'm the monster.
alpacalipsnow88
Okay but does anyone know what its like to never have anyone take your picture?
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
I'm so ugly no one ever would.
LanceCrossfire
Nah you ok bro. Could be like me. My side profile looks like a fucking Xenomorph my head is so big.
LanttuLaatikko
Don't get me started on husband not wanting to take any pictures despite me always telling him how fucking important it would be to me to >
LanttuLaatikko
> actually appear in our family photos myself. Sorry, unrelated, but apparently needed to vent.
TychoTychoAlba
And what should they do, fuckin duck lips?
tillie350
Get a tripod with a Bluetooth remote. Sucks not having someone to take it but you still deserve nice photos
naturallyicy2point0
Thank you! I take 1-2 a year just for Facebook or a dating app, and it's always the worst experience for me. I absolutely hate seeing myself
naturallyicy2point0
In pictures, and I'm a 30 year old man, you'd think I'd be over it by now
HelloThere1812
I'm much older than you. The feeling never goes away.
Khornight
Yeah I’ve been asked for a picture for new job, I have 0 pictures of me in the last 10 years.
InfinitusEquitas
I try to remember to take lots of selfies often, but also delete at least 95%... End up with like 2-3 ok ones a month.
ingoz
This is why I get professional headshots every 2 years. Only takes 15mins & look so much better than an iPhone pic. Worth the $$
Badger96
Headshot yoy say?
Derfboy
MNhockey
Also don’t forget the “top half” selfie.
FNOldGuys
?
MNhockey
Where they take a selfie of just the top half of their head. Usually from the nose up cutting out the mouth from the selfie.
InfinitusEquitas
But why?
albinoblksheep
Just to show we can still be a silly goose.
MNhockey