pro tip

Jun 9, 2016 9:21 AM

Coldhope

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"Yeah, I have a black friend..." - set toaster to highest setting.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes it does.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Like real friends! Sometimes it just hurts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much like your other friends, it'll still burn you then crumble away,

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you jerk off with the bread hand and use peanut butter as lube it's call a PB and J.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is that a crisp high five then?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No, but this is close.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

it's warm like real friends

10 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 0

Oh :(

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

http://i55.tinypic.com/11l60p1.jpg someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like a Heel

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when you no longer have a need for them you eat them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bread goes in, toast comes out.. Where is the bread?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forever alone

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A toasty high five?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit-toasting at it finest.

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Came back to upvote this majestic comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get out. Just... go...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bread goes in. Toast comes out. But where does the bread go?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Do you really call raw toast bread?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Costume change.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1