Oct 22, 2019 3:36 PM
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FeloniousMonk13
Instructions unclear, fork stuck in testicles, please send help
henkkie055
Doesnt work
nopostjustbrowse
imnotimpressed
Sound on
baldurthomas
this has potential to work with a little more McGyvering
phonecallformisterhorrible
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Areyouawizard.jpg
jmulderr
Zipper fucked? Fork it!
1972GTO
Zipper is facing wrong way (tab facing up). JFC the lack of attention to details is astounding these days /s
CurtisPreston
dam thats useful
BidetAdvocate
This is a lie. Dirty lie.
panconleche
My kid? ..Oh! yeah yeah.. my kid.
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
Sergio1d
Man.. I can't recall the number jackets I threw away because of the damn zipper.
tarataqa
but you need to do this every time you wanna zip up the jacket
Unless you put a pin on the bottom.i it'll look ghetto af but eh
MeowMyOvaries
This was my exact reaction
rydecker
so... how do you hold the fork?/!!
DaveSamsonite
recreate the stop using stout thread making many small loops w needle & thread like attaching a button?
talos2
Arcian
Too late.
shawnmilo
Upvoted for correct use of "your" and "their." Also, because it's useful!
Moosupian
Blob of JB Weld on the bottom with an overnight curing and you're good to go.
waitwtf
Wait... Does this actually work? And what if the jacket is missing a fucking tooth?
justsomeguy9876
Spent $100 on a brand new winter jacket just today, refused to zip up. The universe has provided a solution.
k5user
but won't it still pull apart from the bottom ? (The stopper is missing -- see how they pinch it when taking it off the fork ?)
evilcarp
Sow the base after the zipper is back on. You do know how to use a needle and thread don't you?
nevoreJunkie
Loop stitch down the bottom and your can at least step in and out of it. Did in a pinch when we were kids and moms sewingmachine was broken
CruisinforaSusan
Also, ummm, isn't the pull tab on the wrong side of the jacket?
BahamutBBob
https://youtu.be/NeEz4WvZ9WE
mricowboy
Is it supposed to be inside out
IJudgeYourFavourites
yes, the jacket is being held outside out
boatymcboatfaceplant
DemonFluffer1000
NameyMcUsername
darksideofthemoonmoon
If your going to thread the clasp like that, yes.
ButterfaceTaintClown
why the music? why?
WhiskeyQueen
Because actually fixing it would be stressful AF so the music is calming ?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Why did you even unmute it lol? What kind of audio were expecting to need?
Josiahkf
I cant play good music while I record and share my genius zipper shit with you dorks? deal with it!
CannibalisticHedgehog
Probably because it's fucking tiktok and the poster didn't want the hate/downvotes.
Fishmoonindustry
This music give me a cancer
Yup, me too. I have a deep seated fucking disdain for tik tok purely based on the fact people ply shit music over every fucking video!
Munchman347
Just don't buy those shit plastic zippers...
Ragingcashew2
Couple drops of clear gorilla glue on the left side will stop the zip from coming complefely off
zanzaboonda
Yes! Not sure why people are so freaked out about it. Lol
Mingopingo
I mean yes but what you gonna do? Do this everytime you need to put the coat back on? The zip is fucked.
Jazzbuh
That’s why I always carry a fork in my ass wherever I go
fantau
Guess i shouldn't try to fix it at all, then?
DickMundee
That's fucking hilarious
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
put a safety pin on one side to keep it from falling off.
chrismofer
run a stitch or small ziptie at the bottom of one side.
butcherfan0301
Some super glue at the end will fix that
slamorama
You can buy a pack of 50 zipper stops for like $3.
AmActuallyACat
Idk maybe put a little binder clip on or something
Exactly what a cat would say...
Meow?
ferex
Sensing a little hostility.... exactly what a dog would have...
hammersquirrel
May the forks be with you
jnoahj
Weirdly: HVAC tape. Cut and applied carefully enough I've made a solid facsimile to a lost stopper.
wrenchface
Fucked lad
paniscus
Proper fucked
kovarniypidor
IDK why no-one said it, but you just need to properly use pliers and push bottom side hard, and sides a little bit, just for better zip grip
Cats2cats
The pull on the zip is backwards.
WPIII381
Noticed +1
cosonfused
you can turn a jacket inside out
Look at the jacket(bottom section).
Flyingfatman
I've seen this fixed by putting a stitch where the stopper was.
Faradesti
God fucking damn it, I just threw out a zipper to a favorite jacket that is in the end of it's years. Of course.
TreyRamsay
Yepp
s8whiskey
Exact it, I just sew a little stopper at the end and BOOM my old as shit jacket is back in action
EngineerforPresident
Or a glob of glue. Just something to stop the zipper
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
I've fixed a zipper like this. Works really well actually.
Ive seen this fixed by replacing the zip.
orangedragonfly333
Lol
SouperScott
You asked what they were going to do, are you mad that they answered you or something?
Im livid.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/319/984/2e8.gif
Some people are so poor that they can't afford even basic maintenance. New zip in a jacket costs €25 here. That could be the food budget
Cozziechov
Peasants
€25 for a zip? Wow.
Is that the price of the zipper or to have someone fix the zipper. There's a reason our grandparents knew how to do alot of things- they 1/2
Price of the zipper would be €3-5, rest is labour. Our grandparents knew how to do lots because they were taught to
Were really fucking poor. Our parents had it easy.
cribbageSTARSHIP
Stoppers are cheap and applied with pliers. Source: I'm a textiles technician
Iputthebestinbestiality
Is that another word for tailor or seamstress?
MsSchadenfraulein
That sounds really cool. Would you do a post about it please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDSDeYmjKpI There you go!
Oh how kind! Thank you!!!
Oh I will definitely watch it, though I had meant about being a textiles technician. It sounds interesting!
FeloniousMonk13
Instructions unclear, fork stuck in testicles, please send help
henkkie055
Doesnt work
nopostjustbrowse
imnotimpressed
Sound on
baldurthomas
this has potential to work with a little more McGyvering
phonecallformisterhorrible
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Areyouawizard.jpg
jmulderr
Zipper fucked? Fork it!
1972GTO
Zipper is facing wrong way (tab facing up). JFC the lack of attention to details is astounding these days /s
CurtisPreston
dam thats useful
BidetAdvocate
This is a lie. Dirty lie.
panconleche
My kid? ..Oh! yeah yeah.. my kid.
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
Sergio1d
Man.. I can't recall the number jackets I threw away because of the damn zipper.
tarataqa
but you need to do this every time you wanna zip up the jacket
Sergio1d
Unless you put a pin on the bottom.i it'll look ghetto af but eh
MeowMyOvaries
This was my exact reaction
rydecker
so... how do you hold the fork?/!!
DaveSamsonite
recreate the stop using stout thread making many small loops w needle & thread like attaching a button?
talos2
Arcian
Too late.
shawnmilo
Upvoted for correct use of "your" and "their." Also, because it's useful!
Moosupian
Blob of JB Weld on the bottom with an overnight curing and you're good to go.
DaveSamsonite
recreate the stop using stout thread making many small loops w needle & thread like attaching a button?
waitwtf
Wait... Does this actually work? And what if the jacket is missing a fucking tooth?
justsomeguy9876
Spent $100 on a brand new winter jacket just today, refused to zip up. The universe has provided a solution.
k5user
but won't it still pull apart from the bottom ? (The stopper is missing -- see how they pinch it when taking it off the fork ?)
evilcarp
Sow the base after the zipper is back on. You do know how to use a needle and thread don't you?
nevoreJunkie
Loop stitch down the bottom and your can at least step in and out of it. Did in a pinch when we were kids and moms sewingmachine was broken
CruisinforaSusan
Also, ummm, isn't the pull tab on the wrong side of the jacket?
BahamutBBob
https://youtu.be/NeEz4WvZ9WE
mricowboy
Is it supposed to be inside out
IJudgeYourFavourites
yes, the jacket is being held outside out
boatymcboatfaceplant
DemonFluffer1000
NameyMcUsername
darksideofthemoonmoon
If your going to thread the clasp like that, yes.
ButterfaceTaintClown
why the music? why?
WhiskeyQueen
Because actually fixing it would be stressful AF so the music is calming ?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Why did you even unmute it lol? What kind of audio were expecting to need?
Josiahkf
I cant play good music while I record and share my genius zipper shit with you dorks? deal with it!
CannibalisticHedgehog
Probably because it's fucking tiktok and the poster didn't want the hate/downvotes.
Fishmoonindustry
This music give me a cancer
CannibalisticHedgehog
Yup, me too. I have a deep seated fucking disdain for tik tok purely based on the fact people ply shit music over every fucking video!
Munchman347
Just don't buy those shit plastic zippers...
Ragingcashew2
Couple drops of clear gorilla glue on the left side will stop the zip from coming complefely off
zanzaboonda
Yes! Not sure why people are so freaked out about it. Lol
Mingopingo
I mean yes but what you gonna do? Do this everytime you need to put the coat back on? The zip is fucked.
Jazzbuh
That’s why I always carry a fork in my ass wherever I go
fantau
Guess i shouldn't try to fix it at all, then?
DickMundee
That's fucking hilarious
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
put a safety pin on one side to keep it from falling off.
chrismofer
run a stitch or small ziptie at the bottom of one side.
butcherfan0301
Some super glue at the end will fix that
slamorama
You can buy a pack of 50 zipper stops for like $3.
AmActuallyACat
Idk maybe put a little binder clip on or something
Mingopingo
Exactly what a cat would say...
AmActuallyACat
Meow?
ferex
Sensing a little hostility.... exactly what a dog would have...
hammersquirrel
May the forks be with you
jnoahj
Weirdly: HVAC tape. Cut and applied carefully enough I've made a solid facsimile to a lost stopper.
wrenchface
Fucked lad
paniscus
Proper fucked
kovarniypidor
IDK why no-one said it, but you just need to properly use pliers and push bottom side hard, and sides a little bit, just for better zip grip
Cats2cats
The pull on the zip is backwards.
WPIII381
Noticed +1
cosonfused
you can turn a jacket inside out
Cats2cats
Look at the jacket(bottom section).
Flyingfatman
I've seen this fixed by putting a stitch where the stopper was.
Faradesti
God fucking damn it, I just threw out a zipper to a favorite jacket that is in the end of it's years. Of course.
TreyRamsay
Yepp
s8whiskey
Exact it, I just sew a little stopper at the end and BOOM my old as shit jacket is back in action
EngineerforPresident
Or a glob of glue. Just something to stop the zipper
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
I've fixed a zipper like this. Works really well actually.
Mingopingo
Ive seen this fixed by replacing the zip.
orangedragonfly333
Lol
SouperScott
You asked what they were going to do, are you mad that they answered you or something?
Mingopingo
Im livid.
SouperScott
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/319/984/2e8.gif
nevoreJunkie
Some people are so poor that they can't afford even basic maintenance. New zip in a jacket costs €25 here. That could be the food budget
Cozziechov
Peasants
Mingopingo
€25 for a zip? Wow.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Is that the price of the zipper or to have someone fix the zipper. There's a reason our grandparents knew how to do alot of things- they 1/2
nevoreJunkie
Price of the zipper would be €3-5, rest is labour. Our grandparents knew how to do lots because they were taught to
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Were really fucking poor. Our parents had it easy.
cribbageSTARSHIP
Stoppers are cheap and applied with pliers. Source: I'm a textiles technician
Iputthebestinbestiality
Is that another word for tailor or seamstress?
MsSchadenfraulein
That sounds really cool. Would you do a post about it please?
cribbageSTARSHIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDSDeYmjKpI There you go!
MsSchadenfraulein
Oh how kind! Thank you!!!
MsSchadenfraulein
Oh I will definitely watch it, though I had meant about being a textiles technician. It sounds interesting!