Zukka
12
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Rebel
Penalty taker
Fitness freak
Hooliganism
Sassy babe
Too young to get a pussy wet
Smell my butt
"Have to put the wiper back into position"
Dog botherer
Balling
Martial artiste
Now. now. now?
Stunt ass
Wut
Neck slide
Frog man!
Free runnings
Paint da balls
Cappi
hehe dog botherer.
DontCallMeLizzy
TIL Instant Karma is hilarious
McWizzle
This was a mos excellent start of the day. Thank you for much. I can now face the many challenges of the office jungle.
Woods3030
I'm gonna need more.
AggroMonk
The fat man... he sooo funny... face is wider than he thought!!
MichaelPHayes
I cringed at that paintball one, I was shot with a real bullet very close to my "package".
Beeingstef
I was very close to shooting a real bullet with my "package"
Zukka
wha- why?
MichaelPHayes
Well it wasn't on purpose.
Zukka
So let me get this straight. You shot yourself? by mistake
MichaelPHayes
Yeah, I had the magazine in my 1911, and I hit the slide release and it discharged into my leg. Like 2 inches away from my stuff.
Zukka
Dam. Be careful bro.