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Mar 9, 2014 8:16 AM
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ArmindaRatchford
Your comment wasn't funny.
capnsassy
I already go nuts with water rings on the table. I'd lose my shit.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Haven't seen technology this impressive since......1991:
AssamLaksa
Imagine u sat at the table, got up, walked through a door frame, back; u forgot you sat there, looking at the print, freaking yourself out.
Karnagon
My wood reacts when someone sits on it too. Well it would if I wasn't so god damn alone. nvm my friend is here, wait he's been dead 4 years.
Cosmicfisherman
Imagine the unimaginable
Peanutmm
I would be in too much fear from the table to have it in my house.
mt77932
Exactly what I was thinking. I would be too afraid of it becoming a gateway to another plane of existence.
earwaxx
*cinema guy voice* The Table
earwaxx
Dare..... To sit.
Whiltierna
I'd sit on to see what my farts look like.
cousteau
Trying to solve one of the oldest enigmas in history, huh?
Whiltierna
Maybe, but it would also be funny to see anger or hot flashes - the color would change outward from them!
LicensedAdHominem
I could freak you all out to death with an infrared laser and a couple nifty filters :3
sickpanda
I want to get naked on this table!
FriendlyImgurette
Tumblr, everyone.
blitherypoop
Tumblr is creeped out my almost anything.
LeaveTheLightOn
My tits would look awsome on that table
BR3WER
Imagine! :D
defestriano
Imagine sitting for coffee alone at that table and seeing prints in front of you slowly appearing...
beffeer
Thanks! This stupid f-ing post just keeps on adding
KFizzle
And writing slowly begin to etch itself onto the table, starting outwards working it's way towards your hands....
cousteau
I just assume that the manufacturer made some sort of mechanism to generate human imprints at random times. I mean, I'd do it.
defestriano
Ha ha, master troll !
WillJeSuis
Imagine your wife sitting on it and then leaving her imprint. Oh wait she wouldn't leave any. BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING ICE QUEEN! BITCH!
atlas828
I wish I could up vote more
ImSorryChampIThinkIAteYourChocolateSquirrel
Remember the shirts that did that?
Goooord
ChrisMadden
I AM THE TABLE.
chaosundivided
and here it is after yo momma sat on it
Boxingbud
Thank you kind Sir!
FirefighterExtraordinaire
Come on, we all know the first thing you would do is try in vain to convince someone to have sex with you on that table.
chaoswolf1982
THIS IS SUDDENLY AWESOME.
Fuzdc4
I honestly thought the table was made for the guy to sit in that exact same place with his coffee.
IfIWant2HearFromYouIdShoveMyArmUpYoAssNWorkYourMouthLikeAPuppet
I SEE ASS AND BOOB PRINTS ON MY TABLE IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!!!!
fatbitcheslovecake
Imagine owning that table
hannes3120
Imagine having enough money to own that table
vorduul
Imagine having any money.
LoopStricken
Imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can?
Erebus9997
No need for greed or hunger, a brotherhood of man.
IfIWant2HearFromYouIdShoveMyArmUpYoAssNWorkYourMouthLikeAPuppet
Imagine bending some chick over that table :D
SonOfLucifer
Tumblrbposts remind me of 6th sense...
MulattoLatte
Thatsthejoke.jpg
Hatshepsut45
This seems like a good table for vampire hunters to have.
Canneverthinkofagoodname
I thought the same exact thing
ILikePieDoYouLikePie
10/10 guys would put their penis on it!
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
This is true. I would put my penis on it.
ILikePieDoYouLikePie
me2!
piefail
me3!
strangelyaddicting
So if you fart, everyone sees the hot spot right where your chocolate starfish was releasing poopouri... Good idea.
theblackcanaryyy
omg i almost spilled my coffee
WTFstockphotos
After being here more than a year, this is the best comment I have ever read.
lilaliend
How's it feel to Win the Internet for the day? Cause you just won the internet for the day.
PossiblyAGriffin
fucking starfish.
YouveCreatedATimeParadox
That would be a real smelly big box of poo-poo!
CanadianOneDollarCoin
your smelly balloon knot
bunjycord
HAHAHA I am writing this down to use in the future
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Vedar
You mean rusty sheriffs badge?
CanadianOneDollarCoin
ha, never heard that one before. +1 for you
IwasgonnamakethislongerbutADD
You mean leather cheerio?
dashruleseverythingaroundme
Fred Durst? Is that you?
SparklingCockWaffle
Holy shit, I just looked up the meaning of that album name. I never knew that, CRAZY!
demon256
YOU! Yes, you! Have an upvote! Thanks for making me laugh! xD
Cecemi10
"Your chocolate starfish was releasing poopouri" yup this is definitely the internet
Shamorza
Despite occasional misuse by some, the internet is still a pivotal tool in our post-modern age to convey important information such as (1/2)
Shamorza
(2/2) I banged your mom. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Lasmodoe
ISeriouslyGiveUp
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
You did really good. I'm proud of you.
PigsFlyAtMayhemConcerts
Oh my god
CrazyKorean
Well played sir
Flyernation
If you wernt sure before, checks for girlfriend, none, we may broceed
dresner
imagine the imprint of your balls after sitting on it naked. id do that.
TylerChristian
First thing that came to mind. There will be genitailia! Oh yes.
trappedintime
OO
ibtlb
I like you
cousteau
Yeah, this was also the first thing I thought, not the horror stuff. Not sure if that's good news or bad news.
YourOldComments
they have to be. but as raging heterosexual as i am, i wouldn't go near those fragile sacks of goo to confirm
TonyOlmstead
Really. this is going to be the top comment? .... stay classy imgur.
TonyOlmstead
(I say this as light hearted as everyone else pls don't shoot)
KailinLockhart
Litterally first thing i thought of
agoraphobiotch
Cat box logic?
woozle
ralphmelish
@ohlookavolvo
heysniz
Fart imprint. Chuckles commence.
WabanakiWarrior
My balls don't reach past my thighs :(
thisheretexasdude
Spit them out and try again :)
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Is it cold in your house?
bipolarmolar
Sad story, bro
dittu
Its not that ur balls are small, its your thigh that must be huge...
Michelle1018
As a girl, why am I trying to picture this? =(
thisheretexasdude
For
Michelle1018
For science of course.
thisheretexasdude
Science
boccs
Because it's fun to imagine!
Michelle1018
It really is!
mltex
You like to ask the big questions of life, don't you?
markmyw0rds
What if there was no imprint, because you have no balls?
KFizzle
Big shaft, small balls is a syndrome many men suffer from in silence.
MrPredator
A person couldn't distinguish between my balls and some warm peas that fell out of a cup of soup.
thisheretexasdude
Thank you for sharing, little green alien
VoraciousHen
Alien Mr Predator
Charlesthe2
What if there is no imprint??
blackletum
Or just flop them on the edge, let them simmer for a few then walk away. I wonder how long it lasts
ScubaDiver17
Simmer.
fox704
This sounds like the start of a recipe. That I don't ever want to try.
crashzealot
an award winning recipe.
DirtyA
not long, it would cool down again fairly quickly.
Ruzzcube
Sounds
SuomiOnHyva
Why does it say .jpg
WelcomeToMyLadyCave
You... you are dedicated.
TheLoveChild
Clearly fake but relevant
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TheLoveChild
woozle
Sabretoothl5
They would be compared to him.
GOMAXLGO
DAYUM
RougemageNick
How many drugs is that kid on
woozle
a lot. A LOT!
Noxaern
Yes.
thisusernameissorad
About 5.
iwrotethis
The magic is cool and all, but they should really be using coasters for those drinks.
insweden
I never really understood the use of coasters? It is a protective layer, but from what?
iwrotethis
Protects the surface and its finish from heat, liquid (condensation or drips/spills) and scratches/dents. Exciting stuff.
vorduul
The condensation on a glass will damage untreated surfaces. Heat can also cause damage, although a glass likely isn't hot enough.
Taylurker
That table looks hella treated.
insweden
And people have tables that are untreated? Like completely untreated?
vorduul
When I say treated, I mean treated against this particular kind of damage. And yes, a lot of furniture can be damaged by water or heat.
insweden
I mean, any table I know can withstand the heat from a cup of tea or some water, as long as it isn't wet for hours.