Cool table...wait.

Mar 9, 2014 8:16 AM

WarioSpeedwagon

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Your comment wasn't funny.

11 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

I already go nuts with water rings on the table. I'd lose my shit.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen technology this impressive since......1991:

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Imagine u sat at the table, got up, walked through a door frame, back; u forgot you sat there, looking at the print, freaking yourself out.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wood reacts when someone sits on it too. Well it would if I wasn't so god damn alone. nvm my friend is here, wait he's been dead 4 years.

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Imagine the unimaginable

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would be in too much fear from the table to have it in my house.

12 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 1

Exactly what I was thinking. I would be too afraid of it becoming a gateway to another plane of existence.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

*cinema guy voice* The Table

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dare..... To sit.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd sit on to see what my farts look like.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Trying to solve one of the oldest enigmas in history, huh?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but it would also be funny to see anger or hot flashes - the color would change outward from them!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could freak you all out to death with an infrared laser and a couple nifty filters :3

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to get naked on this table!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tumblr, everyone.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Tumblr is creeped out my almost anything.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My tits would look awsome on that table

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imagine! :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine sitting for coffee alone at that table and seeing prints in front of you slowly appearing...

12 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

Thanks! This stupid f-ing post just keeps on adding

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And writing slowly begin to etch itself onto the table, starting outwards working it's way towards your hands....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just assume that the manufacturer made some sort of mechanism to generate human imprints at random times. I mean, I'd do it.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, master troll !

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Imagine your wife sitting on it and then leaving her imprint. Oh wait she wouldn't leave any. BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING ICE QUEEN! BITCH!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I wish I could up vote more

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember the shirts that did that?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I AM THE TABLE.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and here it is after yo momma sat on it

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Thank you kind Sir!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come on, we all know the first thing you would do is try in vain to convince someone to have sex with you on that table.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

THIS IS SUDDENLY AWESOME.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought the table was made for the guy to sit in that exact same place with his coffee.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I SEE ASS AND BOOB PRINTS ON MY TABLE IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Imagine owning that table

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Imagine having enough money to own that table

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Imagine having any money.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No need for greed or hunger, a brotherhood of man.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine bending some chick over that table :D

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Tumblrbposts remind me of 6th sense...

12 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Thatsthejoke.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This seems like a good table for vampire hunters to have.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the same exact thing

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/10 guys would put their penis on it!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This is true. I would put my penis on it.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

me2!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me3!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So if you fart, everyone sees the hot spot right where your chocolate starfish was releasing poopouri... Good idea.

12 years ago | Likes 1276 Dislikes 30

omg i almost spilled my coffee

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

After being here more than a year, this is the best comment I have ever read.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How's it feel to Win the Internet for the day? Cause you just won the internet for the day.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

fucking starfish.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That would be a real smelly big box of poo-poo!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your smelly balloon knot

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

HAHAHA I am writing this down to use in the future

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean rusty sheriffs badge?

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ha, never heard that one before. +1 for you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean leather cheerio?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fred Durst? Is that you?

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, I just looked up the meaning of that album name. I never knew that, CRAZY!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU! Yes, you! Have an upvote! Thanks for making me laugh! xD

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Your chocolate starfish was releasing poopouri" yup this is definitely the internet

12 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 3

Despite occasional misuse by some, the internet is still a pivotal tool in our post-modern age to convey important information such as (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

(2/2) I banged your mom. BWAHAHAHAHA!

12 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

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12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You did really good. I'm proud of you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well played sir

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

If you wernt sure before, checks for girlfriend, none, we may broceed

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

imagine the imprint of your balls after sitting on it naked. id do that.

12 years ago | Likes 2640 Dislikes 16

First thing that came to mind. There will be genitailia! Oh yes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OO

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this was also the first thing I thought, not the horror stuff. Not sure if that's good news or bad news.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they have to be. but as raging heterosexual as i am, i wouldn't go near those fragile sacks of goo to confirm

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really. this is going to be the top comment? .... stay classy imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

(I say this as light hearted as everyone else pls don't shoot)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Litterally first thing i thought of

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cat box logic?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

@ohlookavolvo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fart imprint. Chuckles commence.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My balls don't reach past my thighs :(

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Spit them out and try again :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it cold in your house?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sad story, bro

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its not that ur balls are small, its your thigh that must be huge...

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

As a girl, why am I trying to picture this? =(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For science of course.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because it's fun to imagine!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really is!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You like to ask the big questions of life, don't you?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What if there was no imprint, because you have no balls?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big shaft, small balls is a syndrome many men suffer from in silence.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A person couldn't distinguish between my balls and some warm peas that fell out of a cup of soup.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thank you for sharing, little green alien

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alien Mr Predator

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if there is no imprint??

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or just flop them on the edge, let them simmer for a few then walk away. I wonder how long it lasts

12 years ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 0

Simmer.

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

This sounds like the start of a recipe. That I don't ever want to try.

12 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

an award winning recipe.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

not long, it would cool down again fairly quickly.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

Why does it say .jpg

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You... you are dedicated.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Clearly fake but relevant

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 3

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12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

They would be compared to him.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

DAYUM

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How many drugs is that kid on

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

a lot. A LOT!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

About 5.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The magic is cool and all, but they should really be using coasters for those drinks.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I never really understood the use of coasters? It is a protective layer, but from what?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Protects the surface and its finish from heat, liquid (condensation or drips/spills) and scratches/dents. Exciting stuff.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The condensation on a glass will damage untreated surfaces. Heat can also cause damage, although a glass likely isn't hot enough.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That table looks hella treated.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And people have tables that are untreated? Like completely untreated?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I say treated, I mean treated against this particular kind of damage. And yes, a lot of furniture can be damaged by water or heat.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, any table I know can withstand the heat from a cup of tea or some water, as long as it isn't wet for hours.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1