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Jun 26, 2025 4:22 AM
FatSheamus
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DarthGoodguy
Coo coo coo, I hate it I hate
mithiwithi
That thing would snap like a twig if you tried to do Dukes of Hazzard stunts with it. And then catch fire, trapping you inside.
alsoAzrael
This is so fucking stupid, how are you gonna put Dukes of Hazzard references on your cuck car? How tf are you a fan of Dukes of Hazzard and also a bootlicker fascist apologist? I stg media illiteracy is the main hallmark of conservatism.
absinthemindedprofessor
Another form of abstinence.
baldpope
The Dukes would steal this, jump it over a washed out bridge, and drop it on Boss Hog's lawn with a giant turd in the front seat.
CrabbyBlueberry
alejandro999
I don’t think Reddit or Imgur will make me change my mind on anything
Klatrymadon
That's actually very smart, they painted it bright red so they can find the panels when they eventually fall off.
IslaNublar
Technically Hemi orange.
OmnipotentBeing
TheVampireDante
It's the General Rust-e...
unbongwah
*taps forehead* You can't see the rust if it's rust-colored to begin with
4vie
... I hate to say it, but painting a cybertruck does ALOT to improve its look. It still looks goofy, and it is only a surface improvement....
VulpisFoxfire
And it does help protect the rusting panels a bit better.
DrKenAdams
I wonder if that's the same one I saw a few weeks ago:
Nostradamuswaswrong
Nope. Different dipshit. Check the size of the numbers on the door.
Shoutrr
i remember the stunts, if they try this with this dumpster truck, the max they can expect the car to survive is a speed bump, and even so it's 50/50
euphxenos
The Dodge Chargers they used in the show didn't survive those stunts. They wrecked a car every time they filmed a jump. By the end of the show, they had wrecked hundreds of Chargers.
squidfathead26
So I guess if we wonder whatever happened to all the chargers...
BallsackHippo
Interestingly, the Dukes would be against the type of corrupted assholes this person is associating with.
cosonfused
Instead of fleeing from the police, they're helping them?
Hahoolah
Is this a reference that I'm too european to understand, or am I just ignorant in general? 😅
TalaayaCosplay
I want you to know that you just made the best accidental pun in the world https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Lee_(car)
Hahoolah
Oh shit, that's hilarious!! Thank you! 😊
ragazzino
kenny2999
No abort, only fail
InevitableBadger
Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disc?
michiyl
I've heard he is supported by Major Bummer!
BossVarriack
I saw a red one the other day and it looked even more like a kids drawing
md22mdrx
Reminds me of the DuckTales episode where Hewey, Dewey, & Louie design the car. There’s a bit where the buyer says to the seller something along the lines of “It looks like a kid designed it!” And the seller’s like “Would you believe 3?!?” That’s the CyberTruck to me.
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
I have seen a blue one in Massachusetts.
Shaodyn
If GTA had been released for the Nintendo 64, and someone had found a way to bring the cars from GTA 64 into the real world, they'd look a lot like the Cybertruck. Just that ugly, blocky vibe.
Zootsoot
I’m really amused at the idea of the idiot driving this trying a “General Lee” type jump…..and his deplorian immediately falling apart upon impact just before the battery explodes in a fireball of doom.
ParaspriteHugger
Pretty bold assuming it makes it off the ramp without unscheduled disassembly.
Zootsoot
True- I’m thinking the back fender goes on take off, then everything else on landing.
RedCamaro
General EXE
akafluffy
Everything is computer!
TargaryenLoyalist
The cognitive dissonance it takes to be a fan of the Dukes of Hazzard while also supporting a real life Boss Hogg.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Cucks of Hazard.
clonedeeznuts
So that's the wife's boyfriend driving
LompHoofd
i like this one
Mikeiller
Hey! The Dukes of Hazard were about GOOD old boys never doin' no harm.
UncleMartha
Except glorifying racist, Antebellum monsters.
hygroovy
As a UK kid who loved the Dukes of Hazzard (and knew nothing of race-related politics), this makes me very sad.
CrabbyBlueberry
US kid of the 80s, northern state. I probably played with a General Lee matchbox car, also not knowing about race related politics. My parents failed me in that regard. My son knows better. Yesterday we heard Sweet Home Alabama on the radio and I had to explain to him how it's a fun song until you learn about it's backstory.
purinketsu
Same, in the UK in the 80s we were shown Knight Rider, The A-Team, Dukes of Hazzard, Airwolf, Street Hawk, Pole Position and Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors all at the same time along with repeats of James Bond movies and it was just one of those vehicle shows loved and then not thought of for a long time.
Malinut
CHIPS ..!
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
In much of America, the Confederate flag was sold as a patch or bumper sticker to show you were a rebel, and it was for fun. The Dukes of Hazzard was fun. The symbol was co-oped as a symbol of hate, and a lot of hateful people stubbornly refuse to give it up.
bonetonelord
The Confederacy existed for the sole explicit purpose, specified in its constitution and the secession declarations of its constituent states, of maintaining racial slavery. Its flag always has been and always will be nothing but a symbol of hate.
pdp1
I was an Asian kid who grew up in the US in the 80s, and I feel the same way. And it makes it so much worse that John Schneider is an orange baboon supporter
VulpisFoxfire
Hey, no need to insult the baboons like that! (the actual baboons, that is. The Angry Carrot, have at him.)
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDdxMXA5OHQ0cXZ6cDg4MTljcHl2a2F3dm5nandxcXM5ZzgxenY5dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/c4NZUKLusMOFa/200w.webp
GwaboButt
CyberCuck
OmnipotentBeing
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
General Wee
Suomijuusto89
Thats better
TalkingSnake
That guy 100% wants to bang his cousin.
2074red2074
It's not his fault. He has an Oedipus complex.
ilBiggo
This comment is unappreciated. Get my ↑.
Hashbrown123
As they say in my hometown, "Cousins are for practice.".
Tuidjy
Hmm.. His only cousin is male and dead. Maybe his sister? (This is Kid Rock's wrapped truck)
Grimmrog
pfff, I guess where they live everyones sort of some cousin
ianbob4
Wow. Something that’s overhyped, poorly armored, and destined to lose traction going north. Never seen that before….
wobblecopterrrr
my fridge has better "armor"...
Suomijuusto89
In the old days, high-quality refrigerators were made
LADOW
Hey man! That's some fella's "heritage" y'all maki'n fun of there!
ArcUlfr
It's quite a coincidence that the only heritage they seem to care that much about is the war they fought to try to keep slavery going and the KKK revival trying to refuse to acknowledge the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments.
Shaodyn
My heritage is ultimately British, but you don't see me colonizing my neighbor's yards.
DocTanner
Then you've abandoned your heritage.
Walk over to your neighbors, pretend to be polite, say "this is our yard now", and plant some tea. Take their kitchen spices and family heirlooms. Colonize their garden shed.
Shaodyn
My point is, just because your ancestors did something doesn't mean you have to do it.
DocTanner
Ah, but see, they don't *have* to be racist dick bags. They *want* to be. 😆
Selfawerewolf
Same guy told us we can't erase his heritage. He's gotta make up his mind.
CanadianCyborg
itsjustplaid
itsthevoiceman
oh fuck yes!
Firestar002
Grimmrog
who goes to mars? Mr. my rockets fail to properly work? surely not.
Toqom
Felon and Taco both share the same middle name, Fraud
Molotovbliss
I thought it was grift?
Grimmrog
Ther eis only one true middle but legt and right is a long line of inbetween the names
kInADress
Oh he wishes he could go to Mars
cuddleskunk
One of these days he'll get on one of the unstable SpaceX rockets and become confetti...and like most confetti, when it comes out, it will be a time to celebrate.
ItawtItawApuddyTat
you mean he will stockton-rush himself?
Sherpafish
Does it have the 'Rebel' flag on it, though?
GigglingWordBearer
If it does, remember that they lock when they burst into flames and it's about as good an analogy to confederacy as most will get.
Astral134
do Cybertrucks even last 5 years?
FatSheamus
Gotta get a top down pic to find out. Do so at one's own risk.
Sherpafish
Blast zone.
Telemapus
I can't work out where they'd put it. Can't go on the roof or they lose their precious all-glass roof. And surely they wouldn't put it on the tonneau cover and have it constantly be rolled up and bits flaking off and stuff? Ha, who am I kidding, I bet they'd be just fine with it and blame the vinyl guy.
Thorketil
Maybe you can buy the flag holder as an extra?
ConspiratorM
It's not uncommon for people to put UK or other flag decals on the Mini Coopers. For the ones with sunroofs they have small holes all over the decals to allow light to pass through.