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Baby Stroller and Scooter Hybrid
Flask Tie
Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings
Ping Pong Door
Goggle Umbrella
Baby Mop
Hug Me Pillow
Ironius: The Coffee Mug Iron
The Ab Hancer
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags
The Weight Watch Belt
Cutting Board Bird Feeder
Football Chair
Knitted Beard Hat
Sleeping Bag with Arms and Legs
Quack: A Duck-Billed Protective Muzzle For Dogs
The Dogbrella
Ostrich Pillow
Foot Powered Bike
Pizza Scissors
Mix Sticks
Water Gun Umbrella
Din-Ink Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Corner Frames
Baby Shower Cap
Piano Doorbell
Full Body Umbrella
Shower Mic
Forget-me-not Kid Mittens
xpost from r/funny: This mitten is cute! Can anyone come up with a pattern?
LED Slippers
JerryFilter
10/10 read it as "google umbrella"
PumpkinMasher
Forever alone.
EggandCheeseSandwiches
So by "sleeping bag with arms and legs," they mean "Snow Suit"?
toasterfetus
Genius products you can't believe you've so far lived without - Buzzfeed.
redmage138
Water gun umbrella is gonna get someone killed
lucidcute
Seriously. The gun should be orange or at least have an orange tip. Cops WILL shoot you.
isemmatakenquestionmark
Baby mop: enforcing child labour from as early as possible.
adogwearingalittletrilby
Why buy a mop when you can just have a baby?
kongwubba
That hug me pillow is relevant for all imgur users
princeofmaine
Forever alone pillow
MrsMcLovin
Married to a service member checking in, would be good for deployments and month-long exercises!
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
Seriously though. I'm in a long distance relationship. Shit gets lonely yo.
icmonkeys3000
ALL BIKES ARE FOOT POWERED BIKES
PinkProzac
Except arm bikes :-)
BigDickPodrick
Full body umbrella is great until you fart
WeNamedTheDawgIndiana
Made me giggle like a school girl. Thank you, comment!
tokomak
Skymall called.
BigDickPodrick
Piano doorbell is great until drunk people walk past your house
Lovingtheoreos
My fav of them tho
themouseking
I'd play a minor 3rd every time I visit to instill a sense of foreboding at the prospect of my arrival.
adamus1red
I'm gonna take a guess and say most of these were designed by the Japanese
IratetheD
i was guessing the same thing but the baby shower cap thing is something im sure ive seen anime and i can see how it would be useful
Magpiebones
Some of these are japanese chindÅgu; useful yet useless inventions. They work but they usually create new bigger problems, thus novelty. :>
MuchUsername
Ping pong door is a must
afartnSpartan
*Beer pong door
pancreas
I have never needed anything as much as I need that door
TheAmazingPseudoIntellectual
Anti-theft sandwich bag? more like Get-your-food-thrown-away sandwich bag...
rachacha
Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings... http://imgur.com/q9l6Fcy
ragingbuck
They won't steal your lunch with those bags but someone will throw it out
AngryHumanoid
The dude in the shower is wearing sunglasses, and he was obviously picked due to his resemblance to Bono.
pookiesexbomb
Those Forget me Not gloves are such a good idea! I swear my toddler would purposely lose one glove of every pair I bought!
MrsMcLovin
I think it means "forget not your kid" so you don't have to worry when your kid is literally sewn to your own hand.
pookiesexbomb
Either way.
tomatotomarto
Wait. Do people forget their children?
CommonWhiteGirl
Is that Bono with the sponge?
PacificTimeBomb
It's a bald Bono.
RNCHFLVRSEED
Nope... that's just Buster.
sweetpotatoescinnamonnutmegandbutter
totally him.
ihavemisplacedmypants
And he's wearing his sunglasses in the shower...
msa011
Classic Bono
AtomicDJ
My first thought, too.
CapnJackSparrow
That's what I thought
Euphio
Depending on the pervert, those tights may be a liability.
iamthelizardking
i dont even need those stocking to make my legs look hairy.
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
As a woman from a Mediterranean country: yep.
Drwoody2006
thatsmyfetish.gif
stresstwig
same here.
ShamrockFury
That baby scooter thing is the worst fucking idea I've ever seen.
SterileMonkey1
I WANT THAT FUCKING KNIT HAT
AsinusAdLyram
Beardo.com , for your purchasing pleasure.
TheBilabialFricative
I have it and it's wonderful. The yarn is so damn soft and ski goggles fit great with it.
Lovingtheoreos
Also lots on Etsy, they have a ton that look like vikings and dwarfs
placeholder0000
Almost all of them are total garbage
okbluejays
Instead of pizza scissors you can just use scissors.
KarelGott
Coffee iron is probably the worst, though. The horror...
CerebrawlHemmorage
Yeah that one just instantly made me go "that's incredibly stupid, you'll spill".
KarelGott
Yes, it's one thing to spill coffee on a shirt, but quite another to spill it on a fresh, clean shirt you've spent 10 minutes ironing.
kohrah
Except the piano doorbell. That would be awesome.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
As an annoying motherfucker, I agree
DogtorRay
As a former child with major ear infection issues, the shower cap thing was glorious, ear pain free showers
JPRiddles
Not the led slippers thought, right?
driveslow
yeah those are okay
GaryKingAndTheEnablers
Is no one going to talk about the ab-hancer?
DotSlashNatalie
I think you mean the stomach waffle iron.
ArdentSlacker
It's clearly a joke product. It's endorsed by "pseudo-atheletes" XD
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I like the anti theft lunch bags
YouKnowThatsRight
Until someone throws your lunch out for thinking it was old food left in the fridge that went bad
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Touche
WhiteKnighted
A couple of these seem useful. All of the rest are terrible, terrible ideas.
chocobosrcute
loving the flask tie though
HowUnfortunate
Fucking corner frames.
chejo56
There are no terrible ideas, just good ideas that go terribly wrong
ClownasaurusRex
The baby mop. Would that be considered abuse?
rebelpoet969
I mean, they're already crawling around...
jaysong
Stroller Scooter?! I would eat shit and kill my baby
jankhankrie
"Stroller scooter - getting to the park quicker and absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong en route!"
adogwearingalittletrilby
I can't foresee problems with the mug iron. Like I totally don't think any coffee would spill all over my still-wrinkled shirts or anything.
kingofshitafuckmountain
it was a phase apparently
TeemoBreaker
Oh its raining? i should shoot someone with water, nothin like soap in the mouth from a sponge, and who doesnt want a smelly ass pe cap?
duhimfabulous
Are you telling me you are never going to need a water gun umbrella? You will be so unprepared!
psychoelectrickitty
My ostrich pillow is a must for all of my road trips now. That thing is so freaking warm and comfy.
lesbianyellowsourfruit
i really, really want one...
wahsome
I like your specificity
IAmAnElephant
Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings is some nasty shit
totallynotabandonedaccount
Thing is, only a real pervert would like those, so it would completely backfire.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Perverts hate it!
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Exactly.
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CrazyZonie
Some of them are actual stuff (Like the knitted beard caps). Some of it is fake (Harry leg stockings were photoshopped gag from years ago.)
CrazyZonie
But most of it is useless garbage.
AgentKitten
So is being groped. :/
ArdentSlacker
... but they look like MY legs... I'm going to go over there and be sad for a bit.
pleaseandnothankyou
Then it works perfectly
trustmeimalinguist
They work till you find an extra creepy person with hairy leg fetish
stutteringbob
You rang?
linkskywalker14
Found the pervert!
IAmAnElephant
But sir, I am elephant
Kaysmira
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/fanten.swf
WestCoastIsBestCoast
One doesn't exclude the other!
Atharaphelun
Not quite as nasty as http://tinyurl.com/cdm3kbc
harmedgreen
Yeah these will be bought ONLY to freak out my bf :P
Silencor
The Din-Ink Pen Caps are one of the saddest things I've ever seen
notirrelevant
And an inherent choking hazard
MyCatOwnsMySoul
No, the Hug Me pillow is one of the saddest things.
hiddenequality
The knife has a fundamental design flaw. How does it stay on while cutting?
basilpesto69
Magic.
Moustacherousse
A lot of these are really just shit inventions.
TitansAllTheWayDown
"inventions"
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
More than a couple of them are actually substantially worse than the product they are intended to replace.
Moustacherousse
Like that bike. What the fuck. Just walk, or bike.
DerpyHerpies
But what if I want to look like a retard?
Ironiccoffeedisliker
Isn't a foot powered bike...you know...a bike?
waitisthisreallife
Takes pressure off of the back/other areas. Used for physical therapy
FrankyFrankFrank
I believe its called a Velocopede
FroggyFae
I'm wondering what a foot-powered bike will do to *benefit* me. It seems like i'd go alot slower on just my feet. Helps on rocky terrain tho
RedditPlease
We don't talk about it
hiyer2
foot powered bike? Yaba daba don't.
IamTonyStark
TheBasementNerd
No its a fucking foot powered bike read the title god
DrScrubs
Not since the accident
MatrixDM
Oh good i'm not the only one who thought that.
AncientTerror
Next step is a tireless bike, so you can move by your feet alone. What a time to be alive!
marvolokilledharambe
Or like... walking with some shit strapped to you?
Magnivore
No because the other one is using simple machines and this one isn't. Cars are not foot powered, they are mechanically/electrically powered.
TheMagicalHindu
No pedals... you just strap wheels to yourself and run.
BlGWlG
This one looks more like running, with a wedgie.
floatlikeabutterfry
I believe it's for people who have bad backs, for rehab. Then again, a quick Google on Fliz bike seems to prove me wrong, d'oh.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
It's good for it even though it wasn't really the intent.
AerysIITargaryen
Isn't swimming good for that? And what if you fall, won't that really fuck up back.
GodOfDownvotes
I thought the same.
vas570sx
Has anyone considered how much more difficult it would be to take this uphill vs a traditional mountain bike this gears?
vas570sx
*with gears*
CakEttE
That 'bike' looks horribly scary to use.
sweetpotatoescinnamonnutmegandbutter
but when you ride a regular bike, you don't look like a dipshit whose chain has just fallen off.
Moustacherousse
Your logic is not to be argued with
therealSKYKING
Introducing: The Uni-Fliz.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
I'm dying
robotdinosaursattack
Haha.."I can't believe I just saved that piece of shit drawing"
jscott30
It's either that or WALKING.
chocobosrcute
the conumndrum to this is that both bikes are powered by feet....yet it is called a "foot powered bike"...hmm
RoYoMi
I thought the same thing but then it dawned on me that this one is slower then a regular bike and still doesn't fit as well into an elevator
notirrelevant
I've said before, it needs foot rests so you can coast on declines and feel like Superman.
rogueish
It would be a super easy modification. Every 90
rogueish
's kid put pegs on their BMX bikes, do the same here.
notirrelevant
The point of a sleeping bag is to trap your body heat. Having legs just adds to surface area, which in turn loses heat.
strongfkennedy
ALSO IT'S JUST A SNOW SUIT
CommonWhiteGirl
I was wondering why they weren't so popular
longoriaisaiah
shut up, nerd...
Derlino
My thought exactly! Good to know that there are other sensible people on this site.
Iteki
I have one of these, you are right, but it's totally brilliant :) obviously it's not proper kit, but for summer nights <3
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notirrelevant
No insulation is perfect, especially around the seams where the insulation is pinched, and there's a lot more seams. WELCOME TO REALITY
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notirrelevant
But my initial premise still stands: no insulation (at least not what they use for sleeping bags) is perfect and more surface=more heat loss
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TheClassyGentleman
its colder around seams because the holes where the threads are going through let in air. pro tip - use a candle and rub it over the seams.
WhereHaveISeenThisBefore
Isn't a full body sleeping bag just a snow suit anyways?
Rubberbootninja
Agreed
DarkDraega07
Also makes it hard to have a wank.
notirrelevant
...discreetly.
DarkDraega07
touche...
notirrelevant
Yes, I often do touche myself when I'm in a sleeping bag...
DarkDraega07
I see what you did there and I approve.
bananathundercats
as someone who sprained their wrist yesterday on a scooter: no way in hell would i put a child on the front of one
FrostytheSnowcolt
"I'm pro-choice. If you don't wanna have a kid, don't have one. But don't squeeze it out and use it as a fucking airbag."
SubzeroAK
It's all good, they buffer your fall.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Their soft flesh and bones provide good shock absorption.. Lrn2physics!
PandyBear
Yoshiru
yup
RoundThreeFIGHT
It's not even sellable, don't worry. This product gets posted all the time but it's still just a prototype
appaismyspiritanimal
I do find it kind of funny there is only a doll in one & the other is empty when they're trying to advertise it...
BuffyFan1900
That scooter has 4 wheels, the front 2 are quite far apart.It's not even a scooter, really. I'm assuming your fall happened on a 2 wheeler.
LDedlock
Yeah, I don't know any parents that would do it. I would most likely derp out and flip that sucker.
adogwearingalittletrilby
But how else am I going to transport my baby-mop? :(
klow
you win the comment of the day on my behalf.. here has one point because that is all i has ;|
Magpiebones
You're not supposed to speed with it like you were scooting alone. :) Not much different from biking with a child anyhow.
grimertop90
I have *always* thought biking with a child is an incredibly bad idea.
Magpiebones
I can't see how, really. :/ I hear less about parents+kid falling from bike than parents slipping while carrying a kid.
CerebrawlHemmorage
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/05/07/43/07/0005074307990_500X500.jpg
grimertop90
Look at the way that's hooked around the axel. If that rider falls, no way that stroller's not going to flip, spilling children everywhere.
CerebrawlHemmorage
On the other hand it makes the bike really steady, like extra training wheels. :p
CerebrawlHemmorage
I see parents with similar rigs all the time, those bikes are extremely steady, basically stuck upright, like a trike. :p