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Dec 12, 2019 5:20 PM
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whodatknockingthedoor
And now In 2019..
Skumbo
I like to singa...pore
RtsWillH1Mself
HotsauceIsLethal
I heard Phelps likes to play poker.
Wankathon
This is what it's like when you're 30 and you date a 20 year old and check their Facebook and see they're a child a few years back
AdmiralLightningrod
The student becomes the master.
arboktellsajoke
what if your dream is to drown Michael Phelps? never give up!
NeverShaveYourDuck
So what do you do with your life after you´ve killed your god?
MrMarlin
Lil gloryseeking-iconoclastic bitch!
DrButter
Kill your heros.
PeeterGrant
Isn't that the low cost cosplay guy?
Downtake
Don’t just meet your heroes...CRUSH THEM INTO THE GROUND!!
jolem53
Shoulda taken him out in 2008.
TheVapeCrusader
Stop reposting this
ethanOpBeast
Should of taken him out when he had the chance
YeahChillBeggingIt
Many drugs later
ReactAndiSueYou
“You are what they grow beyond, that is the true burden of masters.” -Yoda
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
It's actually the same span of time since neither of them time-traveled.
palleus
I mean technically they both travelled 8years to get to 2016. They just took the slow route
DropBearAttack
Well, he had 8 years to beat him.
Nicholasdrew91
No eat his heart to gain his courage!!!
Korbenik
His idol smokes weed, shame on him /s
SurfHill
Joseph Schooling won Singapore's first Gold with a 50.39, setting an Olympic Record in the 100 Fly. Phelps finished in a 3 way tie for 2nd.
penisjokebackfire
Work until your idols become your rivals
Imalwaysready
Then crush them beneath your bootheels and teabag what remains!
DontTazeMeBrah
NotACanadian
#justSiththings
DontTazeMeBrah
echonite
Also shows how much your body can change in 8 years. Who would win if both were in their prime?
bastarddad
I'm hoping to meet Donald Trump. But I don't think I'll wait 8 years to beat his ass.
rafiology
Got it, I won’t give up on my dream to beat off a white man!
Nunyajonesinc
I miss his Molestache
iScreenshotProfiles
A different span of time? Is one of them a time traveler, or are they just REALLY fast swimmers?
CaptainSlower
Phelps is probably baked, so they both win
The13thDude
Then he’s cool in my book.
rlcrotalus
Phelps was an egotistical ass in highschool
Streiquer
Well, I mean, he did own national records by age 10 and world records by age 19... He sort of earned it.
Rafter1611
Being extremely good at something does NOT give anyone the right to be an asshole. This is why society is so bad now..
Streiquer
Hence... Sort of. Pride and ego are very natural human traits, usually translates to a sense of superiority. But you're right, it doesn't.
rlcrotalus
Phelps beat up other kids in highschool. Also as soon as he got back from the Olympics with some fame he dropped all his childhood friends.
soundnote8
Society would be better if you had to be extremely good at something to be an asshole.
yourcommentisstupid
Just because he smokes weed doesn't mean he's doing it while competing on the biggest world stage
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Thas how homeboy trains! Got to get those munchies yo!!!! BULK UP AND FUCK ON!!!!!
FreelanceSpermDonor
No, he only does that before the medal ceremony. Oh, wait...
silentmasturbator
On the flip side however he has already maxed out on golds at the Olympics and therefore is the most likely athlete to say "fuckitwhynot".
boatymcboatfaceplant
Right after Bolt.
Aenkyr
Can confirm. Went to HS with him. Def baked
TemetNosce000
Bigh means haked
heckingdog
Maked beans bigh
Crazyman111
Baked means like high right?
undungubungu
Yes, high school.
danielm7
LOL
degenerator
"baked school"? First time I heard that.
Crazyman111
Baked means high
shakedownblues
MyleKeville
So your saying if I just keep asking Scarlett Johansson will eventually sleep with me?
Rwhejek
Well I do hear she gives to charity.
FoldedCorner
You have to put in the hard work, not simply be hard
NotaCPA
try when she's like 60 or something.
DomoArigatoMrRoboto
u'll end up sleeping with yourself
Slapperjab
No. You’ll be a faster swimmer than her though.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
I mean maybe if you get to know her and treat her with respect and are a decently attractive person. She has free choice like everyone else.
mastertylerreese6
imagine
Smagalicious
Yes, but it will only happen during a dream and you will have to do all the work.
Tyco2
I'm ok with this
devilsbreath666
https://i.imgur.com/OjY329B
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
There's an infinite multiverse out there. In one of them ScarJo and you are dating. And she's pegging you relentlessly every night.
DarkSock
*builds portal gun*
TrojanGiraffe
Except there are multiple infinities..
PickleMeElmoooo
So you're saying there's a chance..
RyanForehand
So win win
konelhft
The multiverse theory is true in every reality except for the one where it's not.
FuriousPotatoe
Paradox
konelhft
Except in the reality where it's not a paradox.
SgtDefaultGN
A reality where no paradoxes exist, perhaps.
CommentsWithGandalf
Finally somebody else understands the Multiverse
whyisallthecheesegone
Well given the multiverse exists, in one of them somebody would understand the multiverse
xJedixJuicex
We just happen to be the one universe within the multiverse where the multiverse isn’t a thing.
whyisallthecheesegone
#doingmathgif
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
I mean, statistically in half of them someone understands the universe. And half of infinity is infinity, so technically in all and none /1
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Of them someone understands the universe.