crimsonidle
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#swingers
Jan 29, 2021 10:26 PM
crimsonidle
79837
1328
29
#swingers
bonosboner
I’ve met those people out at bars.
thepenismightierthanyours
I was told that it’s not gay if your balls don’t touch.
captinjojo2000
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Shit. Now my wife and I have to come up with a new plan.
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
Marriage should be between one man and one woman, and a pool boy, and maybe a college band kid here and there
Harryteeters
dsafghffson27185
TapiocaMartini
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks. Hell, I'll give it to your granny if the price is right.
Ivymantled
Gob Bluth?
MissDeeMeanor
"Just tell me your kinks up front, I don't have time for idle chat"
Lonestar8808
Is that what is meant by a "power move"?
BOOMstick666
MLM
Vazzz
PlumFly
My goodness y’all lol
Piscivore
JinxRocks
Last time I had that happen, she was hot, he was grumpy, and his dad brought out the jumper cables.
Bojovnik84
As long as the only time me and the dude touch, is when we high five to complete to Eifel Tower on his wife.
AngryGraphicDesigner
It’s the lifestyle baby!
urmomcangetit2
You had me at free Drinks
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
OliverClothesoff70
When it has a sci-fi theme, it’s called a “Borgy”.
phonoodle415
GET OUT
Greeneyedfox
U guys know who this is, right? https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/18/us/trump-falwell-endorsement-michael-cohen.amp.html
tonsofturtles
Tried it... couldn't get it up with the husband watching me....
mistadobalina
Had sex, free drinks. Didn't matter
UltimateCupOfCoffee
None'a dis mattahz
FreeWarhammer40kguy
Mistarobdobalina you make me sick
mistadobalina
You are welcome
PoopDollaaa
greatcanine
In this case- had sex with wife while he watched from a chair in the corner. Cleaned up with the Book of Mormon in the nightstand
IrateMeatAndMeatAccessories
Why stop there? See if they wanna get some late night food, and go another round!
johnnycash
Husband jacking off to your bare ass...priceless.
mistadobalina
Whose to say I don't enjoy his face?
Atwthepig
Hey man, no kink shaming lol
hamper10
i got a nice ass dont blame em
Atwthepig
Bootylicious
ImplodingPumpkin
Prove it coward.
Atwthepig
I’ve done less for PBR
MightyZephyr
tailoredefehse1
Hold my beer
Idontknowmyusername
I'd buy a beer, just for the talks, even a six of fat tire
ThanosWasNotWrong
Why does everyone shit on fat tire :( I like fat tire.
eaglefish69
One of my go to beers if the don't have a stout on tap.
Cindex1337
Because it's popular enough to be frowned upon
Idontknowmyusername
I do too, I was not putting it down, is my favorite so was trying to be generous
YesButAlsoYes
You need a hug. Like a real hug
Gorillasaremyspiritanimal
Sounds like they need beer.
YesButAlsoYes
Everyone always needs a beer *
CanadianEngineer
Like a real beer.
Atwthepig
Trust me. I drink plenty of real beer. I’m also not afraid to slum it from time to time.
YesButAlsoYes
Like Coors heavy