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But also don't be afraid to call them on their wrongdoings.
Apothneskeis
From the moment they made a list they were sure to create an exception. It's impossible to put the world in boxes.
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
But Jesus may had a better designer
godlessheathen702
"Love thy neighbor"....as long as those neighbors are easily fooled and can be grifted out of their paycheck. Yeah, doin' it right.
GrandSignal
The exceptions are most likely the target audience.
unrealplayer
As long as we're not picking and choosing, He also said go and sin no mo
Alkyone
I'm pretty sure there was a pretty big list of exceptions, and another list of people to wage war mercilessly against.
brknsoul
Nice decagonic house you got there.
UpSaDaisy
Where is this because I might have found my new church.
arek314
Wasn't he hating on Samaritans?He said there was one good one,like you'd say"Ahmed is an Arab and a good dude, and not a terrorist". Dude...
arek314
Most Arabs are good people and not terrorist, don't single Ahmed as some magical exception.(totally stolen from Mitchell and Webb skit)
bhikku
jesus hates figs and people using money in temples though
ErgonomicZero
I see they shied away from political affiliation...smart move church guy
EdgeMasterr
Of course Jesus didnt make objections. HE DOESNT EXIST
cajuninjun
regardless of your religious beliefs, a man named Jesus did live at that time, he wasn't the son of god but he existed.
ClassicGeorge
godlessheathen702
GWAR!!!
Unspookable
I was expecting it to say Coca-Cola somewhere.
funneydude
*People who use whatever font comes up when they use Word
copingcabana
God hates figs. Matthew 21:19
richincleve
I'm doing my small share. I have a convicted felon working for me. Guess what he does? He handles the cash!
nanyatenyaa
Yknow, one of the 7 deadly sins is pride....
EthicalCephalopod
Shit does no one remember what mama said? Treat others how you want to be treated. I mean come on
nanyatenyaa
So I should be nice until they suck, then kick them in the shin? Cool.
ThePuddle
What about the non of the above neighbour
LarfleezePlz
DeviousLuxray
:)
poke9dude
You can tell them to turn from sin, though.
PsychoDementedAndSadButSocial
That's my favorite t-shirt
catapulter
thy bur gers
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Everybody will be dancing and be doin it right.
Lilithet
I think they forgot "thy harlot neighbor".
xKaraKx
"Except those fucking fig trees. They can all die" jesus
TheLeastICouldDo
Not on the list. The convicted felon who needs a job.
worldling
Maybe the convicted felon should be in prison, but the ex felon should be on the list
DataBender
There's no such thing as an ex felon unless one has been pardoned
DeviousLuxray
Also, pagans.
kernburner
Touché
glitchead
I hate to be that guy, but... how can a homeless person be your neighbor? He has no home.
jimwormmaster
He lives in the alley behind your apt building?
nanyatenyaa
If you loved him enough he would have a home. Is what the j esus people would say.
Thalowan
What about white supremacist neighbor ? Double standards
Themindboggles
What about just white neighbour
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
Love your enemies.
Thalowan
Oh wait I missed disabled
GavinScreaming
Nice