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The reason was simple XD
Jul 13, 2018 8:31 AM
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JermuWolf
Nope. I got used to it after 4th time row alone when invited people.
Manateeheehee
I felt so bad but my boyfriend did not. There is a divide in our household
tiberius0998
Yes
TomReiber1
I hate hearing his Michael Jackson impression so much, I no longer turn the sound up in the game, and still, I hear its grating, "Hoo Hoo".
RedRocketMan
Unts-unts. Wub wub wub.
8tracked
Claptrap beatbox time!
cazzletron
But he had millions of birthday parties, borderlands was such a good game!
SepulT
I showed up. If it wasn't for me that party would of sucked.
siler7
*would have
meowx
MarshallNg
lets all join together in an mmo borderlands 3 for claptraps bday
CouchCarrot
"Just follow the soothing sound of my voice!" - gets me every time.
Thorinori
AHHH THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE WALL SPHINCTERS!!!
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... no.”
TheRealKith
Anthony Burch's decision to turn Claptraps into annoying little fucks is a large part of why I hate him. Claptraps were cool.
effigyoma
Pulled at my heartstrings when you find out why he's so clumsy and destructive.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Claptrap's havin' uh party?! Yuh know I'd go but... I ain't gunna.
ElChupaNuggra
Bitch Scooter has no right to think he's too good to hang out with Clappy, the bot's probably gotten more tail than he has. :P
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Yeah, but, Scooter wants to get with Ellie. Ellie wants to hollow out Jack's skull n eat nachos out of it. That's a winner, incest aside.
Elminster
not a party, a shindig
ConstableDuggins
Am I the only one who feels really bad when they realize BORDERLANDS 3 wasn’t introduced this year?
StillNotYouTube
I was certain it would come out this year. So disappointed.
ydwyrd
We know they're working on it, at least, Randy talked about the tech they're using for it extensively at GDC a while back.
SirLucifer616
WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T GO?!!
ScottT45
What is this from?
ABCDEFGUY
Only one of the greatest games ever!
Mega10
Borderlands 2
Gamemaster64
https://img00.deviantart.net/4d1f/i/2013/261/7/2/claptrap_s_birthday_by_ammy275-d6mu5bs.jpg
ThisPleasesZulthar
Replace Maya with Salvador and you've gotten my character
tcpolecat7
Kreig for me... Others too, but Kreig was my main after he came out.
Weissicles
Mine was Maya, then Gaige later on. I can imagine robot fistbumps were had.
Ralvuimego
WillJeSuis
They all had businesses/stores to run, you're just a freelancing maniac with time to kill used to kill others. Whose the monster now?
Thorinori
Marcus
InnerBushman
Monsters!!!
rezpawner
Noone showed up to Curiosity's birthday either - and that was in real life!
rezpawner
Even worse, that was in 2013, and since nobody showed up, it hasn't sung the happy birthday song since.
rezpawner
Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/08/why-the-curiosity-rover-stopped-singing-happy-birthday-to-itself/536487/
Cassiopeia93
Am I the only one that is tired of "Am I the only one" memes? You are NEVER the only one unless you talk about something overly specific.
Sheepdroid
Even then... chances are someone else also thinks they are the only one.
ElectricEggnog
But then those wont get upvotes. It's fundamentally flawed
SpoonOfDoom
Am I the only one tired of people complaining about "am I the only one" memes? It's clearly meant to express that they feel in the minority.
Spartan132
I like to respond by saying "Yes, you are the only one."
BearForceTwo
am i the only one that punched a black llama in the mouth after it spit on me on may 23rd 2002 while wearing a silly hat? (we both wore one)
DumpoldRant
Cassiopeia93
Dude, I was there with you.
ResidentAussie
I was there! I helped set it up and everything!
sirpapamuntz
I even high fived him after. Claptrap is like my metal Kevin hart!
IJustWantToBeUser
Please don't compare greatness to that fucking midget.
Zap117
He had millions of friends there
EV0O
We all did
maddmurph
I danced with him and gave him a high five. Right before I took a whole pizza and left.
FlexAleks
Yes, also helped. Didnt see you there though
Floridaguysmyfirstcousin
Bullshit. I was there like a good minion at helped set up. You were no where to be found.
JetMarks
I cant find a better comment agreeing but God damn do I hate Claptrap. ????
AlexSomething
Apparently it's an unpopular opinion : by far, I prefer Clap-Trap to Tiny Tina. She sounds kinda forced, is annoying and is simply not funny
JetMarks
Awww see we disagree. I love Tiny Tina. She's so cute and funny. Claptrap is just annoying to BE annoying. Like a trope. Oof
IJustWantToBeUser
Agreed
ScreamingGreenFrog
So did the guy who have him that handsome bullet hole
hitthatbomb
Claptrap is a sweetheart
Toqom
Did anyone else have trouble hearing "claptrap" and think it sounded like a dirty hooker? No? Weird.
PanzerkampfwagenVIIMaus
Nah, I have a burning hatred for claptrap
PrepareToTyEdition
I have a burning hatred for everything related to Borderlands.
TheWaywardorLagos
Annoying Quirky Droids are a Pox on humanity.
YouShouldNotGoogleTheStreisandEffect
How's the view from Helios Station, Jack?
ydwyrd
Not great once Rhys got through with it.
Sentay
I just want to shoot him, I have the guns, he's more then annoying enough.
Ccoetzee
I helped him blow into the party blower...
huthvir
You're in an apocalyptic wasteland fighting for your life. someone offers you free, hot, fresh pizza ... WHO WOULD DECLINE THAT?!
Praisethedamnsun
Uh the pizzas kinda cold... sorry bout that
huthvir
psssh ... like that's ever stopped me from eating a slice of pizza straight out of the fridge/box that's been left out for an hour or two XD
Ultimaniac
"Am I the only one who..."
EnigmaV8
I would say you deserve way more upvotes...but let's be honest, isn't that really like 50% the purpose of imgur?!
IJustWantToBeUser
I always went to his birthday. All 16 characters.
ABCDEFGUY
Respect
foofypoops
F
DearAtlas
Press 1
tmntmeetsmario
6 right?
IJustWantToBeUser
I played every character on xbox and pc and had some duplicates so I more than likely went more than that because I would also do that quest
IJustWantToBeUser
for friends while they did other stuff in Sanctuary and like someone mentuoned multiple playthroughs. Probably been to his b day more than
IJustWantToBeUser
I've gone to irl birthdays.
Hammicheeze
I assume it was meant to be every character they made
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
He meant the amount of playthroughs
Hammicheeze
That's what I meant to say. My comment didn't really clear it up.
KrisPhoenix
I couldn't go. Stairs were in the way. He understood.
CrazyforRAMU
Mind frigging blown. That might be LITERALLY true. Check Sanctuary; I think everybody except Doc Zed is separated from Claptrap by stairs.
SouperScott
Hmm, on purpose perhaps?
TKBarbus
Tannis and at least the top floor of scooters garage
edwardfog
https://imgur.com/Bd36O52
Solivoid
These stories NEVER made me sad, especially now that the "nobody came to my party" storyline is already a deadhorse cliche at this point...
Duggernauts
I'm not crying! You're crying!
Ilovetomakestuffup
Fuck you... :(
RealEnglishRage
SwissGipfel
Just wanted to take a dump dude. No need to make me sad.
siler7
You leave that dump dude alone. He's not yours.
SkelatorPFunk117
You cant post something so fucking sad! Damn onions in here
BlackavarLion
Gilbert O'Sullivan, Alone again
BenjaminT247
Pervertedweirdo
Someone better fucking draw people showing up to his birthday party or i'm going to lose my shit.
siler7
knowzaan
Fml dude
Xlowfireflame
Snooj
That comic still exists?
mattihase
Poor Satan.
MangoLassi
Poor child :( <3
PhyshStycc
Same.
BubBot
thescroz
Hey.....no....stop that
LeoKeidran
fuck...
Gradwin
buttertoast3766
TheHawkRules
Why do I get the feeling there’s something I’m not understanding about he last frame? The way the Mom’s rushing worries me.
Mokelzwerg
She will kill him to take the pain away
edwardfog
She's worried about him. https://imgur.com/7Qo0eO2
BarbedWireCatheter
So some guy just made a strip of some kids birthday where no one showed up? If there's something to get, it went over my head.
Cereaza
Whats to get? It's like the six word story. "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn"
siler7
*kid's
Jamele
Those are the characters featured in authors comic, this is just a snap of their backstory if i remember correctly
JustignorethisIamaTottalyNormalGuy
WHAT IS IT CALLED? DAMN, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND DISAPPEAR BRO
siler7
*author's
amysteriousgoose
What's it called
WhatSchwaMeansToMe
Sinfest (just add .com)
senaya
What happened next?
[deleted]
[deleted]
FISHonmydish
nah nigga lets dont
iHveNoCleverName
He became Daddy Yankee , so Despicito
Mokelzwerg
Will shock you
Illithidbane
Some funny strips, some sad ones, then the author started hating all men and it crashed. http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sinfest
senaya
Wow, that's quite pathetic. Thanks for enlightening me.
aleksel1337
Has been in the news here in Norway multiply times, of many children that isn't invited, or Noone came. And how they are crushed and the mom
omglolbah
We run birthday event type things at work (science center for kids). 14 people paid for, two people showed up......
omglolbah
Kid went "Mom, do you think more will come?.. maybe they're just late..". Almost broke our staff member hosting the thing.
aleksel1337
*tears*
omglolbah
I was "that kid", so it hurts me on a personal level. I still struggle with the fallout years later.. 34 years old and still fear hosting...
creamsoda100
Sauce?
dweebur
Sinfest.net
Ben4983
I wanna check this out later.
EastPenguin436
I want to check this out later
GrievousBHarmsworth
Comic went off the deep end several years ago. It was great for a while in the 2000s. Unique ideas, good execution.
SerenePrincess013
I remember finding this on stumble, and read everything. Kinda got pissed they went off the rails, & jumped the shark.
CommanderWoofles
Unless you’re into radical feminist propaganda, you’re probably not going to like it.
WoeToHice
They'll like it if they start reading at the beginning. It was really good at first. Then it pivoted. Recently it got so bad I had to stop.
WoeToHice
It's not just the radical third-wave feminism, it's that the writing is really bad. Example:
CommanderWoofles
I can deal with bad writing though in a free comic if it’s not trying to moral grandstand. Especially if that moral is all guys are evil.
CommanderWoofles
When is recently? I’ve been out for a few years now.
WoeToHice
Lucky you. Different people will draw the line at different points, but for me this year was way worse than anything he shat out before.
PulseGamin
That hit me like a bullet. I've been there and it sucks.
FatherHulk
I'm glad I've always hated birthday parties.... and people.
Solivoid
And that's why, ladies and gentlemen, nobody comes to these type of kids' parties
FatherHulk
How can they NOT come to something that doesn't exist? Birthday parties are idiotic, I never wanted them, thus family never arranged them.
JustTheRightHeightNoBucketRequired
You must be fun at parties
GuardsmanMiku
you are a people
FatherHulk
Well to be honest I really just hate Americans.
GuardsmanMiku
i mean thats still an overly broard statement
TheFastpaws
I went to a kids party once that was like this. Just me & other at a bowling alley. Tons of pizza, tokens & more. I felt so bad for him.
siler7
*kid's
Zappers42
Honestly though, while it is sad that only one person showed up, they will forever be grateful that you did.
AGreaterDane
The role of the parent in this situation: Print cards. Let kid hand out cards. After, ask kid the names of everyone he gave a card to. 1/2
AGreaterDane
Then, you call the parents of all those kids, and let their parents know the kids are invited. Kids don't relay messages. 2/2
Upinthecold
I agree somewhat. But discuss with kid who he is gonna invite. Or he might invite all but one kid. And for that kid, not getting that card..
Rexli78
find their addresses, and then burn their houses down if they don't show. 2/2
Lamplord
Perks of a military family. You never had a lonely birthday. Even if you werent "popular" military parents force the whole base to go.
Sacurason
Having had a similar birthday party myself once upon a time...thank you for showing up.
TheFastpaws
Well Bobby was a great kid. Awkwardly shy all the time but polite to a fault. It never occurred to me as a kid to not attend a birthday.
UpvoteCharlie
Same. It was a rough time until someone else showed up.
BC2k2
Yeah my 10th birthday, invited my cubscout troop and a few others. No one showed.
UpvoteCharlie
Sorry to hear that buddy. For me it was my 8th and I invited my whole class and friends and two showed up.